#. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi

[reddawnmultimuse]

ita/saku starter for @musesofchaos

It was Sunday so Itachi was dropping off a carton of eggs for Sakura, fresh from his chickens. He had also whipped up a homemade bottle of mayonnaise too. Maybe it was too much but he liked Sakura and according to his brother, Sasuke, she liked him too. So, why not?

Knocking on Sakura's door, Itachi patiently waited. Last he checked, she had weekends off from the hospital. "Ms. Sakura? It's Itachi. I've brought you fresh eggs and mayonnaise."

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. musesofchaos [ haruno sakura ] #. closed starter

[reddawnmultimuse]

Dating Service

"It wasn't that bad, was it?"

#. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. dash games #[ poor itachi ] #[ the $74 bucks was likely spent on desserts ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

. continued from this | @hana-akari

Itachi was initially nervous while waiting for Sarada to get out of academy as his sole purpose this day wasn't just lunch but something else--something serious. However, upon seeing his niece sprinting towards him, her expression positively glowing like the sun, it silenced the anxiety gnawing inside and left him wanting to shovel her into his arms like he did when she was but a babe. " Yes she is, but I just wanted to see you! "

This time, he did not correct her with the slip-up of "papa". Instead, Itachi just smiled, trying to use it to soothe her anxiety--and his own. " Let's go get lunch. I'll let you choose. Perhaps we do can a little bit of training, why don't we? " He wanted them to have the entire day together and training would help in processing whatever emotions may bubble up during their conversation, for better or for worse. " On the way, why don't you tell me all about your day and your friends? "

#. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi #. hana-akari #[ uncle Itachi! ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

" in a town hungry for the lonely " | @musesofchaos

How long had it been? How long since the Edo Tensei? How long since the war? How long? For once, Itachi did not know--Uchiha Itachi did not know.

His exhausted mind long lapsed; feet freighting a man of broken soul and body through dusty roads going nowhere, eyes blackened from sleep deprivation and face gnarled with bushy hair; his shoulders bowed underneath the red cloak he was rebirthed in as if it weighed a tonne.

He did not know where he was going nor did he care--away, just away. And yet, be is fate or coincidence or either or, as the empty fields blossomed into lush, green trees, a feeling of nostalgia tingled inside him. Could it be? It was said that all roads lead home. Yes, yes it was--not Konoha but the Land of Fire. Home.

Then, a little down the dirt path he was walking was a village--small, quiet and far, far away from the war or the name Uchiha Itachi.

It was in this home away from home did he find his deliverance as he was whisked away by the villagers who did not question his name nor his origins. All they saw was a man, hungry, tired and weak and offered him a place to lay his head--and once he did, he dreamed--

And he dreamed of her.

#. quoth the raven --uchiha itachi #. i feel her breath coming from the shadows--izumi & itachi #. in a town hungry for the lonely--musesofchaos #. closed thread

[reddawnmultimuse]

. continued from this | @musesofchaos [ Konan ]

Itachi wasn't positive what to think upon seeing Konan outside puzzlement and slight anxiety. Afterall, they did not leave on good terms due to the Itachi's rejection of his "son".

Never did he want children nor feel justified to. But, it was his own idioticness that led to him getting intoxicated and having sexual relations with Deidara of all people. Just that one mistake ended in him fathering a child, a son. Though, at the time, he refused to believe it, refused the boy too.

It was dark time for the Uchiha, as little excuse that. But, he was so ill with a death sentence. Mayhaps, if it wasn't for his sickness, if he was a healthy man, he may've accepted the child. Or, perhaps not. Even now, he did not know. Did he regret his behaviour then? Yes, yes he did. So, so much so. Especially after witnessing his own little brother do as he did, fathering a daughter and then abandoning her.

However, Itachi had burned a lot of bridges in the process, one of which with Konan who was the only one to confront him. So, to see her again, it was cause of nervousness. Yet, Itachi was not going to be hostile towards her. If she was here to extend an olive branch, he'd happily accept it.

"No, no. But of course not. Please, come in," Itachi steps to the side to welcome Konan into his quiet home.

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. closed thread

[reddawnmultimuse]

. continued from here; | @shisui-uchiha-anon

Ill? Was Shisui ill? Itachi did not know and did not want to interrogate him on it lest he upset the man--and the last thing the Uchiha wanted nor needed was upsetting a stranger in his home with a box of tools to which he could use to bludgeon him with. Though doubtful, Itachi wasn't one to take chances. So, instead, he excuses himself to the kitchen to brew a kettle of tea--a nice, hot cut of earl grey sounded perfect on a cold, grey day such as this.

Once the water boiled, he prepped two mugs of the piping hot tea and walked back into the living area, placing one cup down for Shisui on a nearby table while Itachi sat down in a chair with his, quietly nursing on it while surveilling the handyman as he laboured away.

" There may have been a defect in the wood, perhaps? I may have compounded it when I fell atop it, " That was the only explanation Itachi could think of as it was just as much as a mystery to him how his bony body succeeded in breaking it. Perhaps if his career failed, he had a future as a professional wrestler? The thought caused a cackle out of him which he swiftly cleared his throat to muffle so Shisui did not think he was burlesquing him.

Itachi did his best to stay out of the way, only getting up to refill Shisui's mug once it was empty before sitting back down and observing once more. A stifling silence fell upon them outside the tick, tick, tick of the clock or occasional ruckus outside. He didn't even consider how awkward it was until Shisui spoke--snapped, really. " Oh, yes, but of course, " Itachi got up to do just that.

He didn't have a radio, per say, but did have an alarm clock with a radio. So, he fetched from his bedroom. After plugging it in, he cycled through the channels until settling on a random station which was playing old Western tunes, the likes popularized in America.

We are like birds of a feather We are two hearts thrown together We will be forever as one My brother under the sun

#. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi #. my brother under the sun--shisui & itachi #. in my restless dreams--shisui-uchiha-anon #. closed thread

[reddawnmultimuse]

Izumi was carrying a bag of groceries when she ran into Itachi. She asked, curling her lips into a sweet smile "Will you come over for supper?"

" Oh, I'd love to have supper with you. I'll just let Mother know not to save a dish for me. Why don't I carry that for you? "

He didn't even wait for her answer as he took the bag from her. Afterall, that's what gentlemen do and he'd do next to everything for Izumi.

#. ask #. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi #. kyuusou--izumi uchiha #[ they just have the cutest interactions ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

“Itachi! Itachi! Close your eyes!”

They had been in the middle of unwrapping presents. This time as an official family. Itachi had finally accepted Sarada as a daughter. Sakura was pregnant with their first child. Pretty heavily so. It appeared they were going to have a son together. Sarada was excited to be a big sister. This was really the family Sakura always dreamed of. One full of love. One where everyone was happy. Something she never thought she deserved or would ever have. 

Itachi was sitting on the couch next to the christmas tree, Sarada was on the floor, legs crossed with one of the gifts Itachi got her in her lap. Sakura got up for a moment only to come back and place a scrapbook in Itachi’s lap, “I figured you would like something sentimental over some random store bought thing. So Sarada and I made this scrapbook for you!”

The front cover was decorated with colorful stickers with ‘Uchiha Family’ written across it. Inside were pictures of Sarada’s childhood. Starting with all her ultrasounds, to pictures of Itachi first holding her as a baby. Then pictures of him taking care of her. Sarada’s first steps.  Pictures of the three of them together as a family. Some sly pictures that Itachi never noticed her taking. One being the time Itachi fell asleep on the couch with a young Sarada napping on top of him. The book continued with pictures of Sarada graduating from the academy. Pictures of her training with him. Feeding his chickens together. And then there was a page labeled, ‘The next chapter.’ The pages after that were all the ultrasounds of their baby. Much like she did with Sarada, there were pictures of Sakura tracking the growth of her belly. (Itachi took most of those pictures.)  Then pictures of the three of them together while Sakura is clearly pregnant, before the book reaches many blank pages.

Sakura had been resting her cheek against his shoulder as he flipped through the book with a smile on her face, “The blank pages are for new memories to be made with our growing family. The three of us can keep adding to the book! We have so many new and exciting things to look forward to! I hope you like it. We both do.”

It was Itachi's first Christmas with his newfound family and it was perfect, so perfect. Though, he may've gone overboard with the presents for both Sarada and his firstborn. A son too! Not to say he hadn't gotten gifts for Sakura too. Because he did.

While he was disappointed that he couldn't spend the holiday with Sasuke too since his little brother was out of Konoha on business, at least the eldest Uchiha wasn't spending it alone. In fact, this was the first Christmas he had celebrated in a long, long time. Since integrating back into Konoha, he hadn't much of a merrymaking mood until now.

Upon Sakura's ask for his to close his eyes, he delivered the pink-hair women a curious look. "Oh...very well." Despite that, he did as Sakura asked, closing his eyes. And so she didn't think him peeking, he shielded them with his hands too. Though, he didn't understand the secrecy of it. It was in a box, was it not? But no, it was not a box but a book! A scrapbook!

Opening it up, Itachi looked inside at the precious memories of baby Sarada and himself. Including a few he hadn't been knowledgeable of but were cute, nonetheless. They were such happy memories and he couldn't help but notice how they mirror the photographs his own mother had of him and Sasuke as children. Sadly, they had been lost after the massacre. Likely burned or tarnished by thieves.

Then, Itachi got to the end. Or, what he thought to be the end but was in fact, pictures documenting Sakura's pregnancy. It wasn't until he finally flipped onto the blank page did he realize they were empty for their future son. Nor that he had started crying until his tears hit the plastic.

"I...I apologize..." Itachi babbled, shutting the book and blanketing his eyes with his hand so his tears didn't soil the album.

He didn't understand why he was crying when his heart was bursting with joy. Were they tears of happiness? He didn't know. All he knew was he hugging Sakura, smudging her face in tears and wet kisses before leaning down to do the same with Sarada too.

"T-Thank you...I love it. I...love it so much and I...love you two so much too."

This had to be the best Christmas he had had in a very long time and they would only get better with his new, little family.

#hana-akari #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. inbox #[ i q'ed this to be posted a week ago ] #[ but it never did because i fucked up ] #[ this is why i never use the q ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

Hinata brings some gingerbread cinnamon rolls for Itachi and her to share. "Ah- I made these for you, merry christmas Itachi-kun!" She smiled.

"Thank you, Ms. Hinata! Merry Christmas to you, too. They look delicious." Itachi tries not to immediately dig into the cinnamon rolls. But it was impossible as he had such a weakness for sweets, especially cinnamon rolls. And they were gingerbread too!

#historias-multorum #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. ask #. historias multorum [ hyuuga hinata ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

You're so cute Itachi! If masturbation isn't your thing, that's totally fine, you know! No shame!

"If you must know, Mr. or Mrs. Anonymous, I tried it once but I did not like how it made me feel. So, I have yet to do it again. But that was long ago. I can try again, I suppose. Perhaps it will feel good this time? It certainly looked as if it felt good for Hidan."

#Anonymous #. anonymous ask #[ oh no the cinnamon roll is being un-cinnamon rolled! ] #[ and yes hidan finished too ] #. quoth the raven uchiha itachi

[reddawnmultimuse]

“Okay, say it with me.” Itachi gave his counterpart a look, looking half confused and half amused. “Br-ea-sts. Breasts. Breasts. Come on, you can do it.” @musesofchaos

"I ask you do not speak to me as if I am a child nor am I saying it. It is a filthy word I'll take no part in, thank you." Itachi says, trying and failing to fight the blush darkening his cheeks. Even hearing the word got him all flustered!

@musesofchaos

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. ask #. crack #[ i totally forgot about this! ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

Who would you rather fuck For Deidara [Sasuke or Itachi?] For Konan [Hidan or Sasori] Itachi [Donzo or Lord Third the Hokage]

"Neither! When I say 'fuck' Uchihas, I don't mean I want to fuck them, hn! But if I had to choose, I'd go with Itachi--if barely--instead of his obnoxious, egotistical, emo, little brother! I mean, Itachi is all those things but Sasuke is a hundred-times worse!"

"That's like asking which one of my limbs I'd prefer to have cut off," Konan sighs. "But, if I must choose, my choice is with Sasori. Only due to the fact there is no...lasting connection after the act. Hidan acts already like a dog humping my leg, I cannot imagine how worse he would be if I actually slept with him." She shudders at the thought.

"I adamantly refuse to involve myself in such distasteful disillusions by acknowledging such a ludicrous question."

#multi-cannon-rp #. gunpowder & gelatine--deidara #. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi #. on paper wings--konan #. ask #[ itachi ain't having it ] #[ all my homies hate sasuke ] #[ unless it's older sasuke ] #[ we fuck with older sasuke ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

“Itachi look at our daughter!” Izumi holds up baby Nishiki lion king style @musesofchaos

"Yes, yes. I see her, Izumi, darling. But perhaps, you should not be holding her like that?" Itachi says, eyeballing his daughter nervously.

@musesofchaos

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. musesofchaos [ uchiha izumi ] #[ it isn't that he doesn't trust izumi ] #[ he's just an anxious dad ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

“Itachi~ are you jealous?” Izumi giggles @musesofchaos

"No, I am not. Why would I be jealous, Izumi?"

@musesofchaos

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. ask #[ don't call him out like that ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

Haruhi comes in for a hug from Uncle Itachi, because she can

Itachi smiles. "Oh, hello little Haruhi." He says while hugging her back, but not too tight. "Pleasant to see you. Do your parents know you're here?"

#historias-multorum #. quoth the raven [ uchiha itachi ] #. ask #[ itachi loves being an uncle ]

[reddawnmultimuse]

“Pssst! Itachi… who’s the pretty lady you work with?” Izumi whispers, face flushed. She’s revealed herself lol @musesofchaos

"Hmm? Oh, you're speaking of Konan. Yes, she is pretty, isn't she?" Itachi says. Afterall, it was not an opinion, but a fact.

@musesofchaos

#musesofchaos #. quoth the raven--uchiha itachi #. ask #[ konan is peak female design ]