I have an additional concept.
Alpha Dave doesn't know how to use a sword.
He just thought it would be ironic if he decapitated two clowns-in-chief with a fake-ass ninja sword he bought ironically. Y'know, since he's never needed to use a sword in his life, he's been busy directing movies. It's not like it would be particularly difficult to do something like that.
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