#11:35! not terrible considering my sleeping habits nowadays!!

[pelle-lavellan-a]

Oc Interview Meme

Tagged by: @myronmuse​

I’ll be doing this for Talwinne this time!

Pelle’s Interview can be found HERE

Tagging: @damndirtyrat @nighttimefriend @ironbullsmissingeye @stumblingsbalderdash

1. What is your name? “Talwinne Yevys, though my friends just call me Tal.”

2. What is your real name? “.....it’s Yevys mate.”

3. Do you know why you were called that? “I’m named after my grandfather. He was an excellent man,taught me everything I know about the hunt. Miss that old codger.”

4. Are you single or taken? "Single unfortunately. Apparently I’m not very good with women, or so my pa says. If you ask me I think I’m perfectly fine, Sibs likes me just fine.” He laughs. “Don’t tell him I said that.”

5. Have any abilities or powers? “Like do I have magic? No, I’m a pretty average elf. I’m a good shot, and very good with my feet but I wouldn’t consider those to be powers or somethin ya know?”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue “Why? Maybe Mary Sue likes to be imitated.”

7. What’s your eye colour? ”The most boring and expected color you would think an elf might have. I’m talking about green in case you weren’t familiar.” 

8. How about your hair colour? “It’s just blond.”

9. Have you any family members? “I consider Sibs to be my family. My folks are gone these days, my little brother too thanks to the humans. I’ve still got Sibs though, we keep each other grounded.”

10. Oh? What about pets? ”I don’t know that I’d call it a pet. But I freed this nug in the kitchens one afternoon and it’s been followin me around ever since. It’s kind of cute though, maybe I ought to give it a name.” 

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. “Well first things first I hope snobs, so if you think calling elves knife ears is okay we can’t be friends. I also don’t think I like tarts all that much. It’s weird how the humans lose their minds over a bit of jam. It’s not nearly as good as I thought it was going to be. 

“I also don’t really like Solas. I tried, Sibs seems to look up to him but he just rubs me the wrong way. I wonder does he think I’m a savage too?”

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?   “Well! I am going to exclude archery since that was sort of my job n all. I like carving! Like...wood n stuff you know? I think my favorite was carving stuff for the kids back home, especially my little brother Fledge. 

!His name wasn’t actually Fledge, that’s just what I called him since he always reminded me of a little bird trying to hop out of the nest. Anyways! Other than carving I also love looking for ghost, always a great time. I do like patching up armor as well, it’s rather relaxing.” 

13. Ever hurt anyone before? ”More people than I’m proud of. While being a hunter means I had to protect the clan from threats from beyond our little camp, killing monsters and animals was always a lot easier than people...”

14. Ever… killed anyone before? “Oh definitely not! Never, didn’t just say I did a couple seconds ago or nothin.”

15. What kind of animal are you? ”Well that’s a bit rude.”

16. Name your worst habits. “Sibs says I am impulsive and start running my mouth and making terrible decisions when I get angry. He’s not wrong.”

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? ”I looked up to my grandfather a great deal before he died. I also look up to Ingi, my hahren who taught me natural lore with Sibs. He’s a weird old man but he knows his way around a plant, and I have to respect him for that.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? “Ya know I wanna say I only like girls...but some men just have it you know what I mean? Like that lieutenant in the Chargers. I think his name is Krem. Fen’Harel’s balls that man is good looking.”

19. Do you go to school? ”HA! That’s hilarious. Did I tell you I’m illiterate?”

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? "I mean sure why not? If a girl volunteers to have my kids then Mythal have mercy on her soul. 

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? ”Nah, I’m not cool enough to have fans.”

22. What are you most scared of? “Dogs. I’m just kidding but man you do not want to have a run in with an angry mabari. Do not recommend. To be honest, I used to be afraid of losing my family. But that has already come and gone. 

Nowadays I fear for Sibs. Not because I think he’s going to die but I fear what the world will make of him when all this is over. He just gets beat up time and time again. The world keeps on asking so much from him and then taking twice as much back. I don’t know why but I’m always wondering when he is finally going to snap? I’m terrified of what that would look like, and I don’t think I want to find out. 

“I’m also a bit scared of whatever it is that marked his hand, mostly because for once in his life, he’s got no idea what forces he is playing with or what the consequences of them might be. No one even seems to care to find out, like what if that thing kills him? It’s certainly not natural!”

23. What do you usually wear? “Well as you can see. I’m usually wearing armor most of the time. I like to be prepared for anything. Though I guess I don’t mind donning my dad’s old tunics if the armor isn’t doing it for me.” 

24. Do you love someone? “I do indeed.”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? ”Oh man that’s a good question. I think the last time I was maybe fourteen years old. Fear doesn’t exactly wait for your bladder to be ready ha!”

26. Well, it’s not over yet! "That’s fine mate! What else ya got?”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) ”Hmmmm I have no idea how to answer that question.”

28. How many friends do you have? “I’ve made some friends amongst the scouts in the Inquisition, the Chargers are great company too. So I suppose I have a few good mates!”

29. What are your thoughts on pie? ”The crust is very....odd. I think it would taste a lot better without it if you ask me.” 

30. Favourite drink? “There is this drink that the Iron Bull had me try this one time. It burned my throat good to swallow it but man once I tried it, I had to try again. I keep on forgetting what he calls it but it’s one of those things you drink for the experience more than the taste....because it tastes awful.”

31. What’s your favourite place? “Sibs’ bed. Now listen, it’s this huge bed with the softest sheets I have never experienced and it just screams luxury. Sibs doesn’t sleep in it nearly enough so someone has to take one for the team am I right?”

32. Are you interested in someone? “Well I mean--I’ve seen a couple of lookers around this place. Would be nice to talk to some of them someday.”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? ”Ho ho! I thought this was an interview! If you want to know that you’re going to have crack out a ruler and measure it yourself because I have not the slightest idea!” 

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? “Oceans are too fast and too foreign for me to feel comfortable, so let’s go with a lake.” 

35. What’s your type? “I like short people, I enjoy picking them up and carrying them around. I suppose I’m not particularly picky though, I just ask that you’ve got your head on straight.”

36. Any fetishes? ”Don’t know. I’ve always wanted to open that can of worms.”

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? “You seem very interested in my sex life don’t you? Tell me who’s asking? Is it you or did someone send you to learn all my little quirks?”

38. Camping or indoors? “I grew up camping outdoors so I always feel more at home that way. But inside can be nice too.”

39. Are you wanting the interview to end? ”Don’t think I’ve got a problem with it really?”

40. Now it’s over! “Oh alright then! Well nice talking with you mate.”

#tag games #interview the muse #Talwinne Yevys

[crankstank]

1-100

1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpaper? A cartoon image of Freddie Gibbs on his YOL2 EP cover

2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Not really.

3) What was your last text message? “No” to that stupid bitch Tyler

4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? 

5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? Lol idk

6) What was your coolest Halloween costume? Mike Wazowski

7) What was your favorite 90s show? Ed Edd n Eddy came out in 1999 so that counts

8) Who was your last kiss? My ex

9) Have you ever been stood up? Nope

10) Favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla

11) Have you been to Las Vegas? No but my coworker wants to take me there on my 21st bday so maybe someday

12) Your favorite pair of shoes? Vans

13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other? No

14) What is your favorite fruit? Probably either grapes or apples

15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible? Yeah

16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships? I’m open to anything at this point

17) Do you smoke? If so, what? Weed and the occasional black and mild/cigarette if I get pissed off enough at work

18) What do you do to get over your anger? Depends on where I am. My car I will speed, anywhere else I’ll punch shit, at home usually my bed and at work probably a 20 pound brisket lmfao

19) Do you believe in God? Ehhh kind of??

20) Does the person you’re in love with know it? I’m not in love

21) Favorite position? I’m still a virgin fool

22) What’s your horoscope sign? Leo

23) Your fears? Being buried alive and getting in a terrible car accident

24) How many pets do you have? What kind? 3 cats

25) What never fails to turn you on? If she likes the same music as me

26) Your idea of a perfect first date? Smoke weed and watch a movie or something lmfao idk dude

27) What is something most people don’t know about you? Umm i’m not sure

28) What makes you feel the happiest? Taking a huge dab after a bad day

29) What store do you shop at most often? Martin’s because I work there lmao

30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving? I’m down

31) Do you believe in karma? Yeah

32) Are you single? Yeah

33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize? If you held me down and forced me to choose, candy, but just fucking use your words. 

34) Are you a good swimmer? Yes

35) Coffee or Tea? Coffee but I don’t really drink either

36) Online shopping or shopping in person? Online

37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age? Younger

38) Cats or Dogs? Cats but I FUCKING LOVE BOTH

39) Are you a competitive person? Sometimes

40) Do you believe in aliens? Yeah

41) Do you like dancing? When I’m drunk

42) What kind of music to you listen to? Mostly rap nowadays but I’ve been getting into rock, metal, and pop punk again thanks to work!!

43) What is your favorite cartoon character? Denzel from Brickleberry is great

44) Where are you from? Osceola, Indiana

45) Eat at home or eat out? Out if I can afford it

46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk? More than usual

47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself? Pokemon Ultra Sun

48) Why do you think your followers follow you? I don’t know lol

49) How many hours do you sleep at night? Like 4.

50) What worries you most about the future? That I’m not going to amount to anything. I really need to get my shit together

51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends? Not long I wouldn’t be able to stand him

52) Are you happy with yourself? Sort of

53) What do you wish you didn’t know? That my mom cheated on my dad

54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?

55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? The home Sin lived in in Spirited Away seemed minus the witch and baby

56) What’s your favorite Website? Reddit probably. Spend too much time on there

57) What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking? Ruining everything immediately lmfao it has a 5 minute delay now

58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? Can’t remember

59) What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store? I got Pokemon Crystal when I was 10 at a garage sale. Probably best $5 spent

60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food? I dont

61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? NEW JERSEY

62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be? Sex Ed lmfao I would have a field day there

63) Favorite kind of chips? I WANT MORE OF THEM LIL BOOSIE CHIPS

64) Favorite kind of sandwich? HAAAAAAM AND TURKEY

65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? Neither I have google

66) Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yeah

67) What’s your favorite form of exercise? Skullcrushers!

68) Are you afraid of heights? Somewhat

69) What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken? Astronomy

70) What’s your favorite breakfast? Muffin you stupid bitch I don’t even like breakfast

71) Do you like guacamole? DO I LOOK LIKE A GUACAMOLE MOTHERFUCKER

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight? Yes

73) What/who are you thinking about right now? Food

74) Do you like cuddling? YES

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? Nah

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears? No

77) Favorite city you’ve been to? They all suck lol Chicago I guess

78) Would you break the law to save a family member? Yeah lmfao

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment? When I was running up to Scott and Brian in 5th grade, only to trip, roll down a hill, and hit my ass on a big metal pole

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? Eh nah lol I ain’t deep

81) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Broken right thumb

82) Favorite day of the week? Whatever days I have off

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? Sure I guess

84) How do you feel about porn? Its fucking fantastic

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know? Freddie Gibbs

86) Who was your hottest ex? lol I have 1

87) Do you want/have kids? Currently I don’t want to have them at all but we’ll see

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? No

89) Do you get easily distracted? Yes

90) Ass or titties? ASS

91) What is your favorite word? Beef

92) How do you feel about tattoos? They’re awesome. I need more

93) Do you have any pets? Didn’t you just ask this you cunt

94) How tall are you? 5′7 ½? Maybe 5′8 now

95) How old are you? 20

96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot? None lol I’m ugly fool

97) Is there anything you’re really passionate about? Music

98) Do you have trust issues? Not anymore

99) Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope

100) What are some words that you live by? Why? Just live your life to the fullest lol like idk when I’m going to die and I’ve accepted I can die by literally just going outside. I could get shot, hit by a car, etc. At work I could get robbed and shot. At home someone could break in and stab me. It’s going to happen eventually. Might as well make the most of it til it happens.