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SHIPPING INFO /

/ Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

REPOST. Don’t reblog.

What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)?

@brooklynislandgirl While I have gone on to the point of endless circles about how Jayden loves Beth. It is more than a love of being friends. There is such a deep connection, may be not soul-mate status, but close enough that if it were true, then I would have no reason to argue against it. They are a close as they can get as friends, as family, and more. Beth and Jay were created, on paper with pens and pencils, sticky notes and yarn to connect the dots. Looking a lot like a conspiracy board to outsiders. But Turtle and I spent a solid six months, if not more, working out details of the girls' lives and how they fit together with each other. Across different verse and timelines. How they know that the other will be there when all hope is lost and there is nothing left but each other.

All of my ships are near and dear to me. To know that there are those out there that are putting in the time and effort like I am to make the Ship, no matter what shape it takes, to work. I can't give specifics as to why one is greater than another when the reality is that I see them all as stars in my night sky of written words.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

It would be easier to state what I will not write when it comes to shipping. Meaning I will NOT write things like Non-Con, Age Play, Daddy/Mommy Kinks and closely related themes to the listed ones. I refuse for many reasons that do not need explanation further than I'm just not going to do it.

The Following are Available if the Muns are friends for at least Six Months and are consenting to: Dub-Con could only come up as a suggested plot if I have written with you over a regular basis and that we talk near constant OOC. Toxic and Negative Ships can be brought up provided that we the Muns have a healthy understanding and plot it out over several weeks.

Sex and BDSM topics can be talked about after two months of OOC of conversation. Or if we the Muns feel comfortable enough with each other to talk about such things. But that is a preference of mine.

That being said, I am open to most types of shipping from romantic, to friendship, to familial, and even frenemies. With the clear statement being that, and let me say it loudly for those in the back of the auditorium, COMMUNICATION IS KEY!

For me to be able to write out certain things, I need to know where my partner is at. I will check in with them at every reply, ask questions to the point it might feel like an interrogation to the outside the thread. If it becomes clear that the ship is starting to harm or make my RP Partner uncomfortable, I need them to be honest with me and I will terminate that specific ship and all threads relating to it.

I am not here to get my jollies at the risk of my partner's; mental, emotional, and physical health. Nothing is worth hurting another human being for.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

Age gaps do not really bother me so long as again, We Communicate. I do prefer the Muse in question to be over 21 as I am not going to even pretend to enter the Underage thing. It honestly creeps me out now that I am older in real life. I get a few years, but after they are approaching being about five years younger than Jay is where I draw a hard line.

Are you selective when shipping?

I have to say that I am to a certain point. I like the semi-realism of watching Muses meet, grow and interact. Seeing that relationship develop and blossom gives the Ship a certain fondness for me. Something I can look back on and go "Yeah, that was the moment it became something real." I have stated that I am a slow-burn kind of girl, but that doesn't mean we can't plot the past and jump into an established friendship.

I am open to figuring out pre-established romantic relationships, so long as it is not fresh following each other. I need to know you a bit more than a name and a "hey baby, how you doin'" if that's okay.

I will be honest, unless I have known the Mun for a spell and it is something that we have plotted for, Jayden is not going to just drop her panties and say please within the first ten minutes. That is something that I don't feel right about as I think it betrays who she is as a person. Yes, she is an OC of canon characters from a show. But she is more than her parents. She belongs to no one, except maybe Beth and even then Jay does not always listen. She can make her own choices.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

Personally, I like to stick to T.V. standards. If it would be considered rate R, then of course I am going to tag it as such. But for me, I like to take it somewhere more private if the Scene goes to Third Base. Mostly because A) I do not have a lot of experience with writing for the public, and B) It takes days if not weeks to make sure that I am follow where my fellow Mun wants to take things.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

I have several ships that I will go down with. But I understand that life happens. To list them all would keep us here for several hours. And even then I would feel like it wouldn't do the Ships justice. Because I love them all in different ways.

For those standing Ships, it takes a weight off my soul to know that my mutual Muns have taken the time to chip away the near indestructible wall of Jayden's exterior personality to get to that soft gooey center. That they can see she has flaws and still choose to love her on purpose. No matter what that love is.

Does one have to ask to ship with you?,

Don't get me wrong, I would like a head's up that it is something you, the Mun asking, is interested in. If it happens by accident, that is awesome. I'll be fair and honest, unlike my Muse, I am in real life oblivious to people flirting and the associated actions. So if you are subtle about it, I won't see it. And my goal is to not intentionally hurt someone because I was "Madam Not Getting the Hint."

And if I am asked, then I have a better grasp of what direction we want these stories to go. And yes it will change how my Muse interacts with yours.

How often do you like to ship?

I am not looking to force anyone into anything. As it has been a very large Issue in the RPC. Only getting followed for sex and nothing else just isn't my cup of tea. Not to say that you can't do that, I'm just respectfully bowing out of that.

I want us to know each other, to be able to be friends before putting a label on what our Muses are. But I would like to hope that our Muses could have at least and "I tolerate you" and "I would save you from being on fire" kind of ship.

Are you multiship?

I am. Each ship is in their own bubble pocket universes and timelines. Think of them as Pants of Time. There are two choices, and each one taken changes that timeline differently.

That is not to say that I can't enjoy watching other relationships come into being. Even if there are multiple crossover verses with several Muns, UNLESS TALKED ABOUT BEFORE HAND, there is very little butting into someone else's relationships. There is no "Oh my God, Becky you're dating my man! How Dare?!" Honestly cheating plots are not something I am all that interested in? But that is just me.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

I mean, kind of More or Less. If one happens I am here for it. But even if one never comes up, that is okay too! Sometimes you just see Bob Joe at the park when you walk your dog and exchange a "Still breathing?" in passing.

I have had a standing Mutual that at first our Muses would just annoy the shit out of each other for like a year's worth of multiple threads. And we as Muns were fucking tickled pink by it. To this day I am not sure if He considers Jayden His friend or that woman the bane of His existence. I am looking at you my feathered friend.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I have so many that it is silly and that there is very little time to explain them and why I will die on their respective hills.

Finally, how does one ship with you?

Talk to me. Be honest with what you want to see and I will do my damn best to make it happen for you. I sadly cannot read minds from my desk chair. SO in order for us to write something we are both enjoying, I need to have a head start and a map to get to the right path we want to take our stories into.

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Is it Munday? No. 

Am I posting a pair of rare, but updated photos of myself? Yes.

For as long as I can remember. I have wanted my nose pierced. And I finally just got around to doing so. I weirdly feel complete now. And I am very happy with it. 

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☕ cozy things tag game

comfort food(s): Velveeta Cheesy Mac with a can of Tomato soup mixed in (Don't you dare Judge me), any kind of Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets

comfort drink(s): Coffee, Bigelow Constant Comment Black Tea, Taylors of Harrogate Scottish Breakfast Tea

comfort movie(s): The Lion King, Howl's Moving Castle, The Hunt for Red October, The Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park Original Trilogy, Predator 1 and 2,

comfort show(s): Charmed, The X-Files, House M.D., Bleach. Star Trek: The Next Generation,

comfort clothing: 4 XL Men's tee-shirt and 3 XL Men's fuzzy pj pants

comfort song(s): ..... So many. Too many to list. I could make a playlist I guess?

comfort book(s): The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, H.P. Lovecraft Great Tales of Horror, Sir Terry Pratchett's Reaper Man

comfort game(s): Dragon Age: Inquisition, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Expansion

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favorite color: Dark jewel tones, black, silver, gold.

song stuck in your head: Yes? It changes depending on what brain cell reaches the internal radio first. But mostly it has been Item ~ Stray Kids

last song you listened to: Zone ~ 3Racha

3 favorite foods: Steak. Ribs of all kinds. Coffee. (I said what I said.)

dream trip: My dream trip? Would be to a cabin with a large river and or lake that I could both go fishing and swimming in. Where the weather is cool and rainy. Away from people, filled with books where I can rest and recharge. But taking notes, I will be armed with Vick's, chanklas, ambiguously brown candles, tequila, and a wooden spoon that has been soaking in green Fabuloso for at least six months. Because I am not stupid.

anything i want rn: Gentle slow Rain for three weeks, temperatures under 70 degrees, and a hoodie from a guy that doesn't even know I exist and that is okay. (Don't ask about the last one. And don't judge me okay?)

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Whelp...

Normally I keep my mouth shut but, this has to be said.

The Tumblr "Update" is....

Well to put it simply, it is absolutely fucking stupid? If I wanted to use the mobile app I would?

Maybe stop making a Website look like something on my phone? Spoiler Alert: It won't make me use the mobile app anymore than I already do. But hey, it is just an idea.

This is just plain stupid looking. The DM boxes are way too bit for the layout. And yes I will get used to it. Yes, I will still be on this Forsaken Hellsite. But come on Devs, this is just terrible.

Not that this was a perfect machine before, but it looked better.

Also the tag system has always been wonky, but this shit is fucking stupid. Look, I've used the same tags for the last two years. CAN YOU PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT?! Or admit that they are real? So I don't keep having to go find them through various irritating means JSUT TO USE THEM!

For Fuck's Sake Tumblr get your shit together.

In other News: I will be posting things that I have missed for the last three weeks because I kind of gave up on everything and got distracted.

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== BASICS

NAME : Stoat, Tori, hey you

PRONOUNS: She/her

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini cusp Cancer

TAKEN OR SINGLE: In a relationship

Sexuality: Bi-Sexual, most of the time. 

== THREE FACTS

I'm a Redneck, Wiccan, Nerd with a caffeine addiction.

I can sing well and play guitar, both acoustic and electric bass. 

It never fails that I become the “Mom Friend” and the “responsible one” even when around others that are older than I am and I kind of just gave up fighting that.

== EXPERIENCE

PLATFORMS USED : Composition note books, spiral note books, Google Docs/Drive, Tumblr, occasionally Discord. 

PLOTTING / WINGING IT / MEMES : All three? I am horrible with coming up with initial plots, but I like the outlining and world building once one gets started. Winging it can be fun and a liberating way to light the fuse and see what happens. Memes are always welcome. Be it ice-breakers or to start a new chapter in a story involving our muses.

== MUSE PREFERENCE

GENDER : I am a Female Mun. I can write female muses with ease as that is what have real life experience with. Can I write male muses? Yes, Is it odd, sometimes. Do I ask my RL male friends for advice, 1,000%.

MULTI OR SINGLE : I can work with both. I am a dual muse, though one is “Sir Hasn’t been assed since just after being fleshed out” but who’s to blame him? Though I will reference other Muses in shared verses when given permission. That way the world feels more real? IF that makes any kind of sense.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACECLAIM(S) : Not really? Everyone has an idea when it comes to their Muse(s), and I respect that. 

== FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT

FLUFF: Till the Highland cows come home. But I understand that is not everyone’s cup of tea.

ANGST: I can. Is it my go to? Generally not. Am I avoidant of it? No. Like Fluff it has a time and place, considering I am a slow-burn real life inspired relationship oriented. 

SMUT: I prefer fade to black, but off the dash I can and will write smut. To be honest it is mostly what I write when I need a break from Tumblr. Or life? Hmm... maybe that is something I need to unpack?

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get to know the author!

name : Stoat, Tori, ‘Hey You with the face’ works too

pronouns : She/Her

preference of communication : Uhm... I prefer DMs. Just so I know basic proof of life? I’m not pushy, nor am I up your nose? I will poke and see if you are okay if I haven’t heard from you in a while. But I admit, communication is my weakness and downfall.

most active muse :  Jayden is slowly getting louder. Then there is the useless lump of werewolf on the couch that I am concerned if he is still breathing. -shrug-

experience / how many years :  I've been writing fanfic since I was in middle school, mostly on my own, but I did get a partner and have more than one composition note book of rp-fic buried in boxes somewhere. But on this platform I have had several failed attempts since.... I wanna say.... 2010? Yeah I know I’m old af. Thank you.

best experience : Since I actually found people to write with Jayden, I have to say that her third active year was the best. I had mutuals, a groove, and just enjoyed writing.

rp pet peeves : Having no Canon Characters, and being a more dominant personality leaning Female Oc... yeah to say finding a foothold or even having someone deign to give me a glance let alone actually read my writing is a bitch with the toxic demands. To say the standards that have been set since the beginning is fucking awful to live up to. Unpopular Opinion, that is sure to get me hate, BUT... as it has come up in many an offline conversation is that *Your Canon was someone’s OC at some point in history!* Just saying, maybe don’t be a dick?

fluff, angst, or smut : Yes? All of them? Though I am not great at writing smut, preferring to fade to black or even move that off the dash. I am not shy about talking about sexual things. I can fluff till the Highland Cows come home. And just don’t ask about Angst. Or if you want just ask @brooklynislandgirl and mention JAHSFF. 

plots or memes : Both?? Both is good.  I prefer plotting even if it takes me 10,000 years and a crick in the neck to even approach you with one to begin with. But Memes are a great ice-breaker. And it gives the chance for Muses to get a first impression. Though existing ships of all kinds are welcome to memes too.

long or short replies :  I am a multi-para writer. I always have been? Meme answers can vary between two and three paragraphs a minimum. I occasionally can do one or to-liners for a meme answer but that is rare.

time to write : For the rest of July, anytime. I just have to actually get off my ass and just write. Between August and May, with Mondays, Fridays, and Saturdays being weird. I’m on in early afternoons.

are you like your muses : I mean maybe? 

Jayden is confident, shaped like I wish I was, know what she wants and goes after it. Doesn’t take shit and is loyal to her friends and family. I have the loyalty part. She is proud where I am not. Full of life and spontaneous where I am more introverted and have to plan every single thing down to the minute with back up plans which lead to me bailing on most things. I over think too much where she is one intrusive impulse from getting arrested most of the time.

Avery is different. As he and I share the level headed, mediator, councilor, voice of reason traits. But clearly he is male and over a foot taller than I am. And far more charming than I could ever be. 

Even then they are parts of what I wish I could be. A living fantasy in written form and escape from what I am as a Mun and person. 

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Source: byrneing

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1)   a song you can listen to on repeat

Eric Zahn ~ The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

2)   a song from one of your favorite albums

Seven Days to the Wolves ~ Nightwish (Dark Passion Play)

3)   a song you loved when you were a teenager or kid

Get off of My Back ~ Bryan Adams 

4)   a song that makes you feel strong

Kick in the Teeth ~ Papa Roach 

5)   a song that makes you sad 

Love Without End, Amen ~ George Strait  Remember When ~ Alan Jackson 

Both do but not for the usual reason. It’s a happy sadness?

6)   a song that cheers you up

Burn it to the Ground ~ Nickleback

7)   a song that reminds you of your friend(s)

Hot Patootie ~ Meatloaf

8)   a song that reminds you of an ex partner or crush

I Won’t Give Up on Us~ Peter Hollens cover 

9)   a song that reminds you of yourself

Redneck Woman ~ Gretchen Wilson

11)  a song that brings back good memories

Kickstart My Heart ~ Mötley Crüe 

12)  a song that grew on you

Human ~ Rag’N’Bone Man 

13)  a song from a musical

Music of the Night ~ Phantom of the Opera (Any version really)

14)  a song with a great music video

Wolf Totem ~ The Hu 

15)  a song that’s better as a cover

Dark Horse ~ Anthony Vincent Cover 

16)  a song that’s better acoustic

More that Words ~ Extreme  

17)  a song with great lyrics

 Danny Don’t You Know ~ Ninja Sex Party 

18)  a song for summer

I’m from the Country ~ Tracy Byrd

19)  a song for heartache

Call Me ~ Shinedown

20)  a song for car rides

Convoy ~ C. W. McCall

21)  a song for the rain

Drops of Jupiter ~ Train

22)  a song for dancing

Rasputin ~ Boney M. 

25)  a song from before you were born

Hunger Strike ~ Temple of the Dog 

26)  a song from a band that’s no longer together

It’s the End of the World ~ R.E.M. 

27)  a song you’ve seen live

Hail to the King ~ Avenged Sevenfold

28)  a song you want to see live

Mirror Mirror ~ Blind Guardian

29)  a song by a band you don’t usually like  

Rock What You Got ~ Superchick

30)  a song you recommend

I can’t pick just one. Because it depends on who I am talking to and about what kind of Genre we are discussing. Clearly I have a very... eclectic range of music and this is pretty tame for an average playlist.

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get to know me: top 10 movies

1.The Lion King (1994) 2. The Hunt for Red October (1990) 3. Jurassic Park I-III (I count them as one) 4. Independence Day (1996) 5. Predator I-II (1987,1990) 6. Boondock Saints (1999) 7. The Mummy (1999) 8. Dante’s Peak (1997) 9. Flubber (1997) 10. Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

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Happy Birthday!! 🎂

Bless my dear. I love this. And I want that bag.

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I know...

I know, I understand that I fell off the face of the earth. For the 7th time. And for that I apologize. 

Look, here is the deal: The beginning of the school year is always hard. But this year we are down several people where I am at. That means I’ve had to pick up and compensate for the lack of a third person with my remaining coworker. Not only that, we are dealing with constant shifting of students as well as what comes with this pandemic. 

For now I will be hoarding my drafts and picking at them when I have the brain power. I’m sorry if that hurt feelings or upsets people. If it does, then by all means, please come speak with me and we can work things out that benefits both sides. 

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Is Mun-day still a thing?  Here is my current look.

The Before: 

The After: 

In Natural Sunlight:

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I mean it,

Thank you to all who have sent in things, or might be sending later, the Birthday Wishes. It means a lot that you all took time out to share it with me. I will be posting more of them later tonight, more than likely before I go to bed.  As tomorrow is Father’s Day (funny enough I was born on a Father’s Day) I will not be around tomorrow. But I will return on Monday.

With much love,      Stoat.

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As Above, So Below.  This has not been the kindest, nor the easiest of years. But together we are many. In each other we find strength, compassion, and peace. Let us come together in that we all must cherish one another. I wish you all a safe and Blessed Samhain and a Happy Halloween.

Do as Ye Will, Harm None. 

My love and well wishes,

Stoat

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