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#And dear God am I sick and tired of the ‘exaggerated expressions bad’ argument. The animators don’t really use them...
seastarlily · 1 year
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“The SpongeBob team is putting in all these crazy faces just to try and make new memes, and that clearly hasn’t worked! There hasn’t been any memes of note since ‘Little Yellow Book’!”
SpongeBob after “Little Yellow Book”:
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remys-lucky-franc · 4 years
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Sick - Queen of Thieves Fic : Nikolai x MC (Daisy)
Pretty fluffy - no bad language or nsfw - no trigger warnings
Shout out to my friends @ispookyloaf and @stopforamoment as this was a product of a silly idea on one of our fun chats 💕
Word Count ~2200 (couldn’t resist the sneezing cat gif 😂)
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Remy scuttled out of Nikolai’s room with a frown and a worry-line stretching the length of his forehead. He rounded the corner to the kitchen as he ran into Daisy. She stepped back looking surprised as he exclaimed,
“Ma Cherie, you’re back!”
Daisy nodded,
“Yeah, glad to be home, was a long couple of days. Leon’s just bringing the rest of the stuff up from the car. Worth it though, think we have the mark’s movements down to a tee... Remy are you ok?”
Remy raked a hand through his thick hair and sighed dramatically,
“Non. When was the last time you talked to Niko?”
Daisy looked puzzled, concern creeping into her voice,
“We haven’t talked on the phone, but we sent some text messages yesterday... Is he ok? What’s going on?”
Remy shook his head, looking towards the heavens,
“Did he tell you he is... Unwell?”
Daisy’s eyes widened, as she stared towards the closed bedroom door,
“He’s ill?! What?! Since when?!”
Remy sighed again,
“Since yesterday. Daisy, it’s not pretty...”
Daisy raised an eyebrow, starting towards their room,
“Not pretty? What the hell’s happened to him?!”
Remy reached out, catching her arm to stop her,
“He’s in bed, congested, running a temperature! He can’t taste his food, he has a disgusting cough, a sweaty sheen-“
Daisy held up her free hand to stop Remy in his tracks,
“Wait. Remy? Are you trying to tell me that ‘Master of the Impossible’, Nikolai Stirling, has taken to his bed with ‘man flu’??”
Remy covered his face with his hands,
“Go! See for yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you...”
Vivienne breezed past, pursing her lips and commenting,
“Are you heading in there, darling? Good luck! I wouldn’t dare! He’s foul when he’s poorly, the only person who would brave going in there is Remy!”
Remy shrugged, a sad look flitting across his face,
“I take him his favourite soup...”
Daisy noticed his expression, but only barely, as she shook her head at both of them,
“You two are exaggerating! He can’t be that bad - plus he’ll be happy to see me!”
Vivienne waved a dismissive, if perfectly manicured, hand at Daisy,
“If you want some advice? Let him be, darling! He’ll emerge like a beautiful butterfly from his chrysalis in a few days time!”
Daisy tutted as she headed towards the door, Remy and Vivienne exchanged an awkward grimace as she gently knocked, edging it open, with a half-whisper,
“Nikolai?”
He turned to face her and Daisy tried to stop automatic recoil as she caught sight of him: Remy was not exaggerating!
“Solnishko, you’re back.” A faint smile crossed Nikolai’s face as he watched her step inside, his usually sparkling blue eyes heavy and puffy-looking as he pushed his way up into a seated position against the plush cushions, “Things went well?”
Daisy nodded as she made her way across the room, Elizabeth twining around her feet and meowing as she went, eventually Daisy perched on the edge of the bed and pressed a soft kiss to the top of Nikolai’s head,
“I’m more concerned about what’s going on here? When did you start to feel like this?”
Nikolai waved away her concern, voice irritable but somewhat dulled and nasal,
“I’m fine, I had a particularly late night last night, that’s all.”
He tossed the covers back, readying himself to stand, only for Daisy to flip them back across his lap,
“Ohhhh no you don’t. You never sleep? You’re sick.”
Nikolai opened his mouth to protest, starting a second attempt to get out of bed but erupting into a kink of coughing as Daisy grabbed for a box of tissues from the bedside table. She smoothed his dampened hair back from his forehead easing him back into the soft pillows by his shoulders,
“Kotik, you’re sick. You don’t have to prove anything to me, please will you just relax?”
Slumping backwards into the soft bedding as Daisy kept a gentle pressure on his arms, Nikolai let out a frustrated groan,
“I can’t be ‘sick’. This is quite inconvenient, there’s still so much to do for the- ACHHOOOO!! Urgh. For the heist.”
Daisy tucked the duvet around his shivering form, smoothing his hair as she told him firmly but kindly,
“The heist is already ahead of schedule, I know you like to feel indispensable, but there’s literally nothing at this stage that the rest of us can’t do to keep ticking over for a few days until you’re feeling back to normal. Just please, stay there, let me look after you? Please?”
Nikolai didn’t vocalise his answer, he simply closed his eyes and relaxed his aching head against her hand, feeling too poorly to argue any longer.
Daisy murmured, “You’re burning up, just, stay put...” heading into the bathroom and swiftly returning with a cool face cloth, pressing it to his head as Nikolai hummed in appreciation.
“Did you take any medicine?”
“I don’t like to.”
Daisy frowned,
“You’re going to take two paracetamols. They’ll stop all this shivering. You’ll feel better.”
“But-“
“Nikolai.”
Nikolai attempted a sigh, that turned into another bout of coughing as Daisy headed back towards the kitchen, she was sure there was a collection of over-the-counter medicines in one of the drawers. Remy raised an eyebrow from his seat at the breakfast bar as she entered,
“Well, how is he?”
Daisy nodded firmly,
“He’ll survive. He just needs to rest for a couple of days.”
She rummaged around, locating the paracetamol, and pouring a tall glass of iced water, “And I’m going to look after him til he’s back on his feet.”
Remy shrugged his shoulders, smiling at her,
“Of course you will. That’s what you do. You’re his partner now, what’s that expression, ‘in sickness and in health’...”
Daisy swatted at Remy’s arm as she headed back towards Nikolai’s room,
“Firstly, that’s not an expression, it’s a ‘wedding vow’, and secondly, I don’t think when those were written they were intended to cover the common cold, Remy.”
Ducking out of her reach, Remy smirked, calling after her,
“Bonne chance!”
—-
Handing Nikolai the pills and the glass of water, she watched to make sure he actually swallowed them, before heading to the bathroom and returning with a vial of essential oils. Nikolai looked at her curiously as she dripped a few droplets onto his pillow. She took a deep breath in, wafting her hand, encouraging him to do the same,
“It’s menthol. It’ll help you breath.”
“I can’t smell it.”
“You will, eventually. In the meantime, here.” She pushed her iPad into his lap, “We are going to binge on Netflix until you feel better. None of your high-brow stuff, Nik. We’re going to watch something that you don’t even have to concentrate on. Easy watching, total trash. No arguments.”
Nikolai pulled a face as Daisy reiterated while she climbed onto the bed snuggling into his side, “No arguments. I’m in charge of getting you better, ok?” He stroked her cheek offering her a half smile as she pulled up the Menu.
___
Three episodes into Daisy’s TV trash of choice, Nikolai, despite himself had become quite captivated. He could feel his eyelids getting heavier, but was fighting the urge to close them, because he didn’t want to miss the drama unfolding onscreen...
Daisy could see him getting more and more tired,
“How about I switch this off and you doze for a little bit? I won’t let you dream.”
Nikolai forced his eyes wide, blinking,
“I’m fine, put another episode on, I want to see what happens to- Dear god what is happening to me?! Am I delirious?! Maybe I do need to sleep.”
Daisy smiled as she fluffed the pillows around him, dimming the lights, and in a hushed voice, she began,
“Soooft kitty, waaarm kitty, little ball offfff-“
Within seconds Nikolai’s eyes were wide again and staring in confusion,
“What is the meaning of this?”
Daisy shrugged,
“I thought you might like it?”
Nikolai closed his eyes, a perplexed wrinkle appearing in his forehead as he settled back down,
“You’re a very strange woman sometimes.”
Daisy squeezed his fingers,
“I mean, I don’t have to sing to you?”
Nikolai murmured, his eyes still closed, voice with a warmer edge to it than before,
“I don’t think anyone has ever sang me a lullaby before. I suppose it’s not completely terrible.”
Daisy beamed as she snuggled back into her snuffly partner, closing her own eyes and stroking his chest lightly as she hummed the rest of the tune.
—-
Daisy jolted awake, she wasn’t sure quite how much later, but quickly exhaled a sigh of relief when she realised that Nikolai was in a peaceful, even if he was softly snoring, sleep: there were no thrashing movements or strained facial expressions. He must really have needed the time to rest and heal his tired body. She touched his forehead - he felt decidedly less clammy than he had before. Grinning she decided that the paracetamol must have worked. Gently she ran her fingers over his cheek , murmuring his name softly until he started to stir. She’d promised not to let him dream, so she shouldn’t leave him asleep too much longer...
A faint smile crossed Nikolai’s face as he looked up at her,
“May I have my tea?”
Daisy’s jaw dropped, horrified,
“No, Nikolai! You can’t have your tea?! You’re not drinking poison while you’re taking paracetamol?! Absolutely not.”
Nikolai started at her indignantly,
“You’re being ridiculous. Anytime Remy’s looked after me, he’s brought me my tea.”
Daisy scoffed, one brow arched,
“I don’t believe that for a second! How about I call Remy in here and ask him?”
Nikolai opened his mouth to retort, but knowing her was beat he simply muttered about how ridiculous the situation was instead.
Daisy rolled her eyes, trying to change the subject,
“Hey, how about I get some more of the soup you love? I’m sure Remy would have made a whole vat of it. It’s funny, you know? I would have sworn you didn’t like mushrooms?”
Nikolai froze as Daisy looked at him curiously, confused.
He eventually broke the silence,
“Daisy, please don’t tell him, but I don’t. I’ve never had the heart to tell him when he’s been so kind as to make the soup for me. Remy is the only person who’s ever looked after me when I’ve been ill. Even as a child, my mother would ‘shoo’ me if I were poorly. My father would always say it was a sign of weakness and tell me to show some mettle.”
Daisy felt like her heart would break as she looked at him; the expression on his face looked like he was holding himself together, bracing himself against an unkind blow, but at the same time wanting to share something important to him. She reached out squeezing his hand, nodding in encouragement for him to keep talking.
Giving her a tight-lipped smile Nikolai continued,
“Remy has such a good heart. When I was first poorly, he asked me what my mother would make for me, back at home. When I said ‘nothing’ he was appalled. That’s when he started to make me chicken and mushroom soup, because that’s what his grandmother would make for him whenever he was unwell. I don’t like mushrooms, but I always finish the bowl.”
Daisy picked his hand up, kissing his knuckles,
“Even though you don’t like the taste it makes you feel better?”
Nikolai gave her a half-laugh,
“Exactly. Strange isn’t it?”
Daisy shrugged,
“Not so much. It’s not about the food, it’s about the feelings. That’s why they call it comfort food I guess? Do you want me to go get him to bring you some?”
Nikolai’s cheeks flushed as he nodded.
Daisy quickly smoothed his hair as she headed back to the kitchen,
“Remy?“
Remy lifted his head from a glossy magazine,
“How is the patient?”
Daisy, understanding that Remy had been looking after Nikolai for many years before either of them knew she existed, suspected that sharing the soup might warm Remy’s heart as much as being cared about warmed Nikolai’s,
“He’s ok. But I really think he needs another portion of chicken and mushroom?” She watched intently as Remy’s big green eyes lit up, grinning, “Maybe you could even teach me to make it some time?”
Remy enthused about his grandmother’s recipe as he busied around the kitchen of the penthouse heating a bowl for Nikolai, telling her the perfect type of mushrooms, which oil was best, how long to prepare the stock...
Daisy nodded as she repeated instructions and asked about ingredients, finally stopping and sighing,
“You’ve been making this so long, it could take years for mine to be as good as yours-“
Remy cut in, a look in his eye that said he knew exactly what she was doing, but choosing not to call her on it,
“Ma cherie, I’ll be here to help you! We can make it together! Or I can make the soup and you can snuggle with him until he feels better?”
Daisy beamed as she extended her right hand for Remy to shake on it,
“Deal! We’ll take care of him together. ”
Remy ushered Daisy back in the direction of Nikolai’s room as he placed the soup and a spoon on a tray, following closely behind her.
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