#And have it be explained by ''Uhr duhr it's because I have superstrength''

[spaceoutdreamer]

Having the knowledge embedded in my brain that jumping off a chair while falling down would only make the chair fall faster and therefore no break your fall at all because I asked my physics teacher about it is a curse only rewarded by the fact that he’ll remember the moment a student actually did ask him just that

#story time #Watching the spiderman movie #Like #The far from home one #Because I wanna watch No way home but Marvel being Marvel I probably VERY MUCH need to see this one #Which is some fucked up shit by the way #Like yeah ok having this whole metaverse is pretty dope #But my guy that's more than like 15 movies #You watch the new spiderman and you have to watch endgame #But to watch endgame you need to have seen literally every single marvel movie ever #And who the fuck has time for that ? #Anyway Peter using a car to jump while falling down wouldn't work #Which like #I know it's stupid to point that out because we're talking about a universe with like aliens and superheroes and shit #But it still obeys the laws of physics #LIKE OK SURE #I can take Peter falling from the fucking Eiffel Tower or whatever #And have it be explained by ''Uhr duhr it's because I have superstrength'' #Because that's literally what every single star wars fans have been doing with the force #But the force isn't a thing in Marvel movies #Physics are #Marvel #I hate you #AND BY THE WAY WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF SPIDERMAN ANYMORE IF TECHNOLOGY DOES EVERYTHING #I HAD TO GOOGLE WHAT POWERS HE HAD BECAUSE LAST I CHECKED ???? #SPIDERMAN COULD SHOOT WEBS WITHOUT FANCY TECH #PETER PARKER IS A JUST A STRONGER IRON MAN