#Aziraphale’s body count is quite high and not in the sexy way

[theeminentlyimpractical]

Aziraphale: I saved 3 children and shall fall for it! Wringing my hands as I accept my fate!

Also Aziraphale: RIP in peace French revolutionary human, Army Human(?), Wee Morag, and Magic Shop human. hope you got into heaven. anyway I gotta go get crepes and/or proceed with this foreplay scene I got going on.

#am I forgetting anyone? #he did feel bad about Morag but I’m not letting things like plot get in the way of my shitpost #Aziraphale’s body count is quite high and not in the sexy way #aziraphaaaaaale #good omens