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Who broke it?
Everyone is standing around the broken teapot Annabel: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Morella: ...I did. I broke it. Annabel: No. No you didn't. Duke? Duke: Don't look at me. Look at Lenore. Lenore: What?! I didn't break it. Duke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Lenore: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Duke: Suspicious. Lenore: No, it's not! Montresor: If it matters, probably not, but Ada was the last one to use it. Ada: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Montresor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Ada: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Montresor! Morella: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Annabel. Annabel: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Lenore: Annabel...Prospero's been awfully quiet. Prospero: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing Annabel, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Annabel: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Annabel: Annabel: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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