Who broke it?
Everyone is standing around the broken teapot
Annabel: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Morella: ...I did. I broke it.
Annabel: No. No you didn't. Duke?
Duke: Don't look at me. Look at Lenore.
Lenore: What?! I didn't break it.
Duke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lenore: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Duke: Suspicious.
Lenore: No, it's not!
Montresor: If it matters, probably not, but Ada was the last one to use it.
Ada: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Montresor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ada: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Montresor!
Morella: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Annabel.
Annabel: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Lenore: Annabel...Prospero's been awfully quiet.
Prospero: rEALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Annabel, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Annabel: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Annabel:
Annabel: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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