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#BlackTacMopsi Writes Garbage
blacktacmopsi · 2 days
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Logan: "Bro...you know how we have a good and close relationship, right?"
Hesh: "Yeah, definitely."
Logan: "And you know how we can tell each other anything, right?"
Hesh: "Of course."
*Logan takes a deep breath*
Logan: "So...I really need to tell you something."
Hesh: "You can tell me anything. Always."
Logan: "Well...you see...everytime you do your face paint for missions, I can't help but see this:"
*Pulls out his phone and shows him this emoji -> 🗿*
Logan: ...
Hesh:
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blacktacmopsi · 2 days
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If Kick could, he'd totally be into urban exploration. Like, he'd love to go into old abandoned buildings and just see what he comes across. He'd most likely have a YouTube channel of his exploits.
"Yeah, I've been to this old hospital a few times. Shits fucking scary... but here I am again. Like & subscribe."
"Let me tell you about this one time I was exploring this old school... asbestos city, my dudes. Anyway, like & subscribe."
"Good thing I got my shots. This is a hallway of tetanus...man, this is so unsafe....haha why am I doing this?"
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blacktacmopsi · 3 days
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Now I want to write a sappy piece about Merrick and his late wife and how Keegan helps him through his grief to be happy and move on without forgetting the love he has for her.
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blacktacmopsi · 2 months
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Keegan HeadCanons: NSFW Edition Vol. 1
He definitely likes his porn, especially creampie stuff. Occasionally he will watch something rough but he's a simple man with simple tastes.
Will take care of himself when he needs to. He likes edging a lot.
The way to his heart is by giving him a good blowjob. He has a tendency to carefully rest his hand on your head while you're servicing him. He won't push you down hard on to him and doesn't want you to gag and choke. That's a turn off for him.
He's all man so he's hairy. He bounces between manscaping and letting the 'forest reclaim the lands'.
Speaking of body hair, he has the most sexiest happy trail ever.
Not picky with positions in bed, he goes with whatever feels right, but he would be lying if he said he didn't have a favorite position: cowgirl. He loves seeing your full body on him. It makes it easier for him to caress you and look at you with either pure lust or adoration or both.
Definitely a dude who loves thighs. He'll grab them, squeeze them, and if he's really turned on he might bite them. He also digs a good set of breasts that he can cup and squeeze.
Not afraid to moan and make sounds.
Will praise you and never degrade you. It's not his style. He will also make sure that you come first. A true gentleman. So if you want him to call you a 'slut' or 'whore', you're with the wrong guy.
When VERY turned on, he will pull you on his lap and finger you mercilessly. There's something about seeing his hand down your panties that gets him off.
A surprisingly good dirty talker when being horny. Like, you would not expect HIM of all people to get your legs shaking with his words.
When he does talk dirty, he drops is voice to a lustful purr. He knows you like it and it makes you feel things.
As mentioned above, Keegan loves his creampies. So when he's done with you, he wants to see his handy work. He'll look at you drip out his seed. He might even push it in further with his fingers. "Yeah, push it out...let me see it...oh fuck yeah!" It's almost like he takes pride in filling your pussy, but then again why shouldn't he? This is Sergeant Keegan P. Russ we're talking about!
Sometimes will thrust hard. If he rams your cervix and you yelp he'll immediately apologize. "Oh god! I'm so so sorry. Are you okay? Do you want to stop? Did I hurt you?" He feels guilty for making you yelp.
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blacktacmopsi · 2 months
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Keegan HeadCanons: General Things Vol. 1
Canonically born in 1989 which makes him a millennial, so there's a HIGH chance he actually understand memes and early Internet humor. He won't double over laughing but instead do a "heh heh" kind of chuckle.
Total dog person. He likes dogs better than most people. He loves the loyalty he builds with them and feels like he can always rely on a dog for companionship.
Keegan is not much of a drinker or smoker but he will have a beer occasionally after a long day.
Speaking of beer, he'll definitely take one with a good slice of pizza or fajita tacos (for some reason I think he'd like TexMex..maybe because I think he's originally from Texas...which also might explain why he's bilingual).
He definitely makes bank but you'd never know it. He lives simply, rents an apartment, and drives a slightly old black F-150. It's not that he's cheap, he just prefers a no frills lifestyle. If he does splurge, it will be on his significant other or a rare treat for himself like a good pair of boots or speakers for his apartment.
Dude loves his hard music. Definitely listens to stuff like Chemlab. 'Suicide Jag' is a song he's played over and over along with various songs from The Offspring (come on! 'You're Gonna Go Far, Kid' is literally such a Keegan song).
When not in tactical, he is sporting flannel. His closet is loaded with them.
Since he's canonically reserved and not very social around people, he doesn't have a high body count. He prefers quality over quantity with both friends and relationships.
Him and Kick go waaaaaay back. I'm pretty sure they were childhood friends.
Keegan is a man who cleans up GOOD. We're talking sharp dresser when he has to be. If it's not his dress blues, it's a sharp and sleek black suit.
Perpetually either smells like cedar or wood smoke. It's like he lives in a lumber yard.
Doesn't want children of his own and never felt the call to fatherhood. But he doesn't hate kids though.
If you're interested in him, you'd most likely have to make the first move. It's not because he's dense and doesn't pick up on signals or flirting, he's just reserved and can be a bit guarded
Boxer man all the way. There are no briefs in his drawers...but there is a thong he has that he wore on a dare from his USMC days. For some reason he can't bring himself to get rid of it even though he's never worn it since.
Loves the cold seasons and has reverse Seasonal Effective Disorder. He hates the summer and spring. Keegan will stay inside and avoid the hot temps if he has anything to do with it.
Absolutely hates talking about politics. Seriously just don't. It's the quickest way to just piss him off.
Side sleeper and pillow hugger. He also snores. Not loud like someone with sleep apnea, but a soft snooz.
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blacktacmopsi · 1 month
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Keegan HeadCanons: NSFW Edition Vol. 2
As I said in volume 1, Keegan likes his porn. If you get really intimate with him and he feels comfortable with you, he might suggest you both watch something together. He'll definitely start jacking off next to you and would like you to give yourself some self love too. He'll ask if he can do it in front of you first though.
He's not big on toys. No fleshlights or any of that stuff. He's a man that does it the old fashioned way- with his bare hands. In his nightstand, he keeps a cum rag that he washes frequently.
But toys on you? He's cool with. He'll definitely lie beside you, fucking your sweet pussy with your favorite dildo while telling you some of the most dirtiest things you've ever heard. "Does that feel good, sweetheart?" "Are you liking how I make your pussy feel, darling?" "I need to get you stretched for when you take my own cock. It will feel way better than this."
Caress his pecs. He loves it.
Keegan has a great dick. He's not scary big (like how we all picture König...poor bby, btw) but he's got some thickness and length so think on the upper end of average. He's cut with a nice pale pink head. Dude has some nice and tight balls too. It doesn't take much to get him leaking precum... and boy does he leak! More of a grower than a shower.
Pubic hair! As mentioned in volume 1, he bounces between manscaping and rocking his natural state. He's never fully bare down there but if he's manscaping, he's trimming the bush back. Nonetheless, there will always be hair down there so get used to it.
Sometimes he doesn't last long in bed and this embarrasses him. This usually happens when he's been away on a long mission and touch starved. If he's getting it on the regular, his stamina is great. He does have a bit of a refractory period though but once it's over, he can go for a round two...or just sleep. It depends.
During that refractory period, expect him to want to just hold you close without saying anything. He just wants to live in the moment and enjoy the silence.
Sizable producer. Keegan's cum skews on the bitter side (because he's a coffee drinker) and is a milky white. But the texture! It will cling to your teeth, tongue, throat...you'll definitely need to wash it down and clear your throat a few times.
If you're having emotional sex with him (which he prefers) he'll bury his head either into the crook of your neck or between your breasts. As he does this, he'll mutter how much he loves you and how good you make him feel. "I want to give you every last drop of me. That's my love for you." He will also hug you while he penetrates you slowly. He'll rub you, taste you, and kiss you all with care.
If you're fucking, Keegan breaks out the dirty talk...and he's going to make sure you absolutely hear it. He doesn't shy away. "Look at you, takin' my whole cock, damn!" "Oh sweetheart, I've thought about taking this pussy of yours for a while now." "You'd look really pretty with my cum in you...and I might add more later."
Not necessarily vanilla but not kinky either. He doesn't really have any fetishes or kinks but will entertain it if you bring something to the bedroom. He just likes sex with the right person.
He does own some porn mags (what a classy guy lol). They're in a box under his bed. They're from his USMC days.
Absolutely doesn't mind kissing you after you swallow. He's not grossed out.
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blacktacmopsi · 27 days
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The NSFW Alphabet: Keegan Russ Platinum Collector's Edition
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A- Aftercare (What does it look like?)
Keegan is great at this...in his own way. He'll hold you close as you come down and just remain silent listening to your breathing and heartbeat. He'll cradle you against him enjoying the soothing silence.
B- Body count (How many people have they fucked)
Not many. Keegan is about quality not quantity. Couple this with his personality of not being social, his numbers are VERY low.
C- Cum (Where do they do it? How much is there?)
Keegan likes his creampies. If you let him, he'll give you a good one and boy, will it be a CREAM pie indeed. His production is thick and he might ask you if he can look at it and admire it. He thinks you look very beautiful with it in you.
D- Daydreaming (How often do they find themselves having dirty (day)dreams about their partner)
Keegan sometimes daydreams about his partner if he's feeling particularly horny. If he's single, he'll just daydream about sex or masturbating.
E- Emotion (Do they fuck when angry? Excited? Do they get emotional after?)
Oh, does Keegan love the emotional side of sex. He likes the eroticism that can be built. He could best be described as a black hole or whirlpool when it comes to his emotional intensity- building and building before it becomes very intense that you're just sucked in completely in the feelings he can coax out of you. He's not the kind to hate fuck or anything like that. At most, he might get a bit handsy if he's pent up after coming home from a deployment.
F- Famous (Would they ever be a camgirl/boy? How popular would their channel be?)
Absolutely not. Keegan isn't social so showing his ass or dick on camera to randos is never going to happen.
G- Goated (What are they the absolute best at?)
Dirty talk! Keegan can make you cum with his sexy ass voice telling you some of the he dirtiest things you've ever heard. Get ready because his words are a real panty dropper.
H- Hair (How much do they shave? Does the carpet match the drapes? Do they mind hair on their partner?)
Keegan is never bare fully. He bounces between manscaping and letting it all grow out. All his body hair is black like the hair on his head and he totally doesn't mind his woman being in her natural state. He kind of digs it.
I- Intimacy (How intimate are they during it?)
Very. As mentioned, Keegan prefers the more emotional side of sex and with this comes a deep intimacy. He's not the kind to do one night stands but would definitely bare his soul to you in a committed relationship in the bedroom.
J-  Joking (How serious are they during the deed?)
This can vary. Keegan isn't allways Mr. Super Serious. He can get playful and silly but it all depends on his mood.
K- Kinks (Their five biggest)
Though he's not one for straight up kinks he does have some things he really likes.
Creampies: He REALLY likes cumming in you. He'll want to see it drip out and he might even push it back in with his fingers.
Mutual masturbation: If you are in a well established relationship with Keegan, he'll want to watch some porn with you and go downtown to rub town. He'll either do it to you or you both sit next to each other and do it to yourselves.
Sensual massage. He's not opposed to doing this as a form of foreplay. Plus, it feels really good both giving and receiving.
Dirty talk. Tell him the filthiest things you can. If you can get him groaning with your words, you're golden.
Oral. Suck this man's dick, now! He'll roll over for you if you give him a stellar BJ Blazkowicz.
L- Location (Where are they down to fuck?)
Really anywhere private and away from the public eye. Ideally Keegan likes to get jiggy with it in the confines of his home. But if the armory is empty on base and you're both in the mood then it's fair game.
M- Music (Do they like to listen to songs during the deed? If so what ones?)
Dragula by Rob Zombie on repeat. Just kidding. Keegan prefers the natural sounds of love making and fucking. Let him hear those moans and whimpers and he'll contribute his as well making a symphony of sexual pleasure.
N- No (Something they would never do).
Keegan isn't into anything that would deal with body fluids like shit and piss. He also is not down for sex regarding things that are too out there for his square ass. Dressing as clowns? Age play? Diapers? Licking batteries? Hard pass! In fact, don't bring the unusual to the bedroom with him.
O- Orgy (Will they ever have group sex? If so with who?)
Hell no! Keegan? Mr. Not-very-social- around- people? You have a higher chance of meeting bigfoot before you see his glorious dick in an orgy. 
P- Position (What position do they favorite? Are they the giver/receiver in the position?)
Keegan is not picky about positions but he does have a soft spot for Cowgirl because he likes to see you and your body fully. Really, he's both a giver & receiver depending on the position and the mood of what's going on.
Q- Quirks (Do they have any weird traits in bed?)
He might request to keep the skull mask on. Wheather this is a joke or not is unknown.
R- Rough (What’s their pace?)
Keegan can get rough if you can coax that side of him out. If you're having the deep, erotic sex with him then the pace is slow and intense. If you're having a good fuck with him, it will go fast.
S- Stamina (How many rounds can they last?)
It ain't what it used to be. He's at that point in his life where, depending, he could either go again for a round two or sleep...and sleep is probably the more likely outcome.
T- Toys (Do they use em? What ones? On their partner or themselves?)
Keegan isn't one for toys. He's old school with his hand. If you bring a toy to use in the bedroom, he'll use it on you if you request.
U- Urgent (Their opinions on quickies)
Keegan would rather not. It's rare that he does a quicky these days opting to have a long intimate session.
V- Volume (How loud are they in bed?)
Oh pookies, he is a moaner and a groaner and a talker. HE. IS. VOCAL.
W- WorldWideWeb (What sex things have they googled? What’s their porn history?)
Keegan has a few porn bookmarks saved. A few are good creampie vids and others are things like shower sex.
X- Xtra (A fun lil random fact)
Keegan once read an erotic novel and he loved it. It's something he'll never admit to.
Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Well, Keegan is a man so it skews high. But he is in his late thirties so it's not like it was when he was in his twenties. His drive is healthy for a man his age.
Z- Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep after sex?)
These days, Keegan can knock out after pretty quickly. But he is considerate and will spoon with you as he drifts off to slumberland.
No pressure tags: Whoever sees this :)
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blacktacmopsi · 9 days
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Hanging Fire: Part 1.
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| Hesh X Female! Reader X Keegan | Smut (MDNI) | CW: Oral Sex, DP, General Smut |
The first installment of what is turning out to be a rather long fic about being stuck in a Federation outpost waiting to get extracted. This first part doesn't contain smut, but it's definitely leading up to it. Overall, this work is porn with little plot.
Note: I did not proof read this & sorry this one is kind of long that I had to break it into pieces.
Shout out to the lovely @xoxunhinged for helping me with some ideas on how to transition from stuck to smut. Luv ya!
Hanging Fire: Part 2 >
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Another night with the soft pitter-patter of rain hitting the broken windowpane. Another night of uncomfortable humidity drenching your skin in slick sweat. Another night, stuck in the abandoned outpost amid the Amazon’s verdant embrace, in the center of Federation territory. The mission with you, Hesh, and Keegan was successful...except for one tiny factor. You three were being hunted down. The Federation didn't take too kindly to you bunch sabotaging another LOKI facility, setting back their chance of creating their own orbital defense system from the salvaged parts of ODIN. Scrambling forces, they were hot on your escape which had delayed extraction by a few days, forcing you three to lay low until the heat died down.
"Man, we really kicked the hive on this one," Hesh sighed as he stood with his rifle looking out the broken, rain spattered, window into the blackness of the Amazon that surrounded them. You sat on a rickety cot across the small room while Keegan leaned against an old desk with broken radio coms. This was definitely a communication outpost for the Federation that looked forgotten in time. It was dank, dark, dingy, and dirty.
"Any word from Kick on extraction?" You ask as you lean back, rolling your shoulders to try and ease the tension.
"Merrick and the rest are waiting for a good window to open up. They're hoping for the next day or so," Keegan speaks flatly, almost like he's experienced this kind of thing too many times to count or care.
You had been with the Ghosts for a while now and had a great working relationship with the guys. However, there was something about the relationship you had with Hesh and Keegan that was different from the others. There was a flirtation in their behavior with you that wasn't unwelcome. You did like both men quite a lot and did find them to be rather easy on the eyes- Hesh with his broad and fit frame & Keegan with those penetrating blue eyes and arousing voice. In fact, that was the silver lining to this entire shit situation. At least you were stuck with them in this tiny outpost. It could have been way worse.
But still, the tension showed. Even being stuck with these two men couldn’t fully expunge the sheer risk and danger that mounted with every passing second you were not extracted safely. It was the unspoken specter that loomed over you three. Sure, you were all safe, for now… but how long would that last?
"I think we'll be clear for another night. It’s looking quiet out there," Hesh speaks lowly. He lowers his rifle and walks over to where you and Keegan are, sitting on the dirt dusted floor.
“Another night of waiting it out,” Keegan speaks as he stretches, drawing himself to full height. You can’t help but look at the two men before you and wonder how they can be so calm. Yes, you had been in some high-risk situations and usually had a level head with these things, but waiting this long was beginning to take its toll on you. Being confined to the little outpost shack was causing you to get pent up in more ways than one and this was something that didn’t escape the observant gaze of both Hesh & Keegan. They noticed you biting your fingernails more and the way you fiddled with your hands. It was only when you began bouncing your leg, that Hesh spoke up.
“Hey, you hangin' in there?” He speaks with that concerned voice you’ve heard him use before. “I know a nervous tic when I see one.”
You look up at him, his face painted with eye black in that characteristic skull resembling pattern he always does. “Barely…” you mutter.
“It’s going to be alright. Merrick and the rest are on their way. Besides, if Feds were coming, they would already be here by now.” Hesh was always good at reassuring people and was definitely a cool-headed man in these situations. His resolve was truly impressive. Yet, the anxiety he felt was palpable. You could see it in the way he always kept his rifle near him and how he barely let himself merely rest, ever constantly alert.
“Though this is stressful, we’ve all been in worse,” Keegan speaks up.
You can’t help but crack a small smile. Thank god it was these two that you were stuck with!
“How do you all do it? Not let the tension get to you? I genuinely want to know.”
The two men take a moment to consider your question. How did they stay so calm in dire situations? Were they even sure themselves?
“You know… I’m not sure. I just do,” Keegan chuckles shifting his stance. “You’ve been doing good though, kid. Holding your own.”
“Keegan’s right. Others would have cracked under this pressure.”
You sit up a little, popping your back getting a little bit of physical relief.
“What do you both do to get rid of the tension? Like, after a stressful mission, how do you both unwind? Because I don’t believe for a second you two are running on pure adrenaline 24/7. There’s no way.”
Hesh chuckles, leaning back. “Well, nothing beats a good, long, relaxing shower. That’s the first thing I’m doing when getting back. Some ‘self-love’ if you catch my drift.”
“Yeah, a ‘self-loving’ shower always hits the spot,” Keegan chimes in with a hint of amusement in his voice. “And you?”
You debate if you want to admit to the  guys what you really do to kick the stress. On one hand, you don’t want to admit to having some time with your ‘friendly fingers’ but on the other, what’s the worst that can happen? You’re stuck with these two guys you admittedly had a thing for. Besides, you’ve built a deep camaraderie with them and in this situation, why not? Plus, they already, technically, admitted the same to you.
“Same,” you answer.
Hesh cocks an eyebrow and an incredulously bemused looks spreads across his face. “I didn’t think you’d admit that out loud.”
“Well, she has needs too, so…” Keegan mentions as he sighs, crossing his arms.
“Yeah…needs…hmmm,” Hesh speaks softly keeping eye contact on you. You can’t help but stare back at him noticing the verdant allure of his eyes. There is definitely a longing behind them you can’t ignore. But it wasn’t just Hesh’s eyes on you. Keegan’s were as well. The three of you fell into silence. Now there was a different tension being generated in the little outpost shack. Your eyes dart between the two men as the realization hits you- They were surely pent up and just confessed to rubbing one out in the showers. On top of that, you also fessed up that you took care of yourself. The solution presented itself as obvious. The unspoken awareness of this information was now on  all of your minds: Why wait for the showers and the comfort of your hands when you three were all in need of a certain kind of relief? One that could, really, be given by each other. Hesh was the first to break the silence that bloomed as this epiphany dawned upon you all.
“Well…I think we’re all on the same page here...and can help one another ease this pressure we’re all feeling.” His voice is low and tinted with a sensuality you have never heard before. You begin to feel your pulse pick up as the implications of what he said hit you like a brick in the face.
“Right now? No. Are you crazy?” You can’t believe he seriously is suggesting this. Yet, your reasoning had no bearing on Hesh. He rose up from the floor to sit beside you on the rickety cot, inching very close.
“Think about it. We’re all stressed. We’re all pent up. We have an opportunity here. It can just stay between us three.” He turns to look at Keegan who has his thick dark eyebrows raised. Almost as if he’s considering the proposition.
“Hesh does have a point. A little relief and comfort could help us stay sane here.” Hesh turns back to face you with a soft smile on his face. 
“What do you say?”
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blacktacmopsi · 3 days
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Miscellaneous Ghosts HeadCanons: Vol 2
Keegan wears a paracord bracelet.
Kick unironically owns one of those big boob mousepads.
Merrick drives an orange old FJ cruiser that he takes insanely good care of. He lets no one else drive it.
Hesh and Logan have matching star tattoos, just on opposite arms.
Merrick has Navy themed tattoos and looks so fucking fine when he's wearing his dress whites (what a foxy grandpa!).
I'm pretty sure Kick was also in the Navy as well.
Merrick is PICKY as hell when it comes to what he uses to wash himself with (outside of missions where showering is not readily available. He'll use whatever he can get his hands on).
Kick refuses to tell anyone why he goes by 'Kick'. Anytime anyone has ever asked, he tells a different story.
When not in tactical, Kick rocks Hawaiian shirts.
Logan is a master prankster. Even as an adult he still pulls them off on Hesh for a giggle.
Hesh is a book worm.
Keegan likes to watch old re-runs of King of the Hill.
Merrick knows almost every Creedence Clearwater Revival song there is.
Logan and Hesh both really like true crime documentaries. It's a weird thing they bond over.
Kick every now and then will make fun of Keegan for his edgy metal phase when he was younger. Keegan will be quick to remind Kick about how he would get off to the movie Species 2.
Hesh loves movies by Paul Verhoeven... including Showgirls.
Merrick has been married once before. He's a widower. He still loves his late wife very much and her loss is possibly why he's so rough around the edges. When he can, he always places flowers on her grave. "Been thinking about you, ol' gal."
Keegan has had some teeth knocked out of him before on missions. He had to get implants.
All the Ghosts have experienced the pain of a broken collar bone before. It's like a weird rite of passage no one wants.
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blacktacmopsi · 17 days
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I can picture Kick when he becomes part of the Ghost like "man, I don't want to buy a skull mask. Imma make my own!"
He gets a black balaclava and is like "Okay, what does a skull look like?" Instead of looking at a picture of one, he just goes off of memory and paints some white stripes on it.
"Ehh, looks like skull teeth to me. Good enough."
Merrick sees him wearing it and just cocks an eyebrow trying to figure out what it's supposed to be but doesn't question it.
"That Kick ain't right..."
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blacktacmopsi · 15 days
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Miscellaneous Ghosts HeadCannons: Vol. 1
These don't really go into their own character lists.
Kick knows Portuguese. He can totally belt out a sweet ass rendition of Lucenzo's 'Vem Dancar Kuduro.' He's also got the moves to do it too.
Kick is super into crypto.
Merrick really likes the band Clutch. He looks like he could be a member.
Merrick can quote all of the Big Lebowski from memory.
If Merrick was a father, he'd be the bowling dad.
Hesh can only play one song on guitar- Wonderwall.
Logan, on the other hand, can actually play different songs on the guitar.
Hesh can kick ass in SSB Brawl and MarioKart
Keegan is weirdly good at Monopoly.
Merrick weirdly sucks at Monopoly.
The Ghost boys have a group text dedicated to dog spotting. Every time they see a dog, they snap a pic and post it. They have points for certain dogs spotted and what not. This has been going on for YEARS and shows no signs of stopping.
Logan knows how to dance.
Merrick knows how to as well but he keeps that to himself.
One time, Kick was permitted to pick the music for one of their drives. He put on a playlist that was five hours of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney. He's been banned from ever picking music. It played four times in a row before Merrick almost tossed Kick out of a moving vehicle.
Logan likes to write in his spare time.
If anyone accidentally steps on Riley's paw or tail and he yelps, they spend the whole day pampering him and apologizing deeply. They all feel immensely bad that such an accident happened. They've been known to cry when this happens too.
Logan and Hesh have a secret handshake they do with one another.
Keegan is the best cook out of all the Ghost boys. Everyone gets excited when it's his turn to oversee dinner.
Hesh is incredibly good at mental math. This guy can calculate all kinds of shit in his head and it's accurate as hell.
Logan doesn't possess the mental math skills Hesh has. He's more a qualitative thinker over quantitative.
Merrick is a big softy once you get to know him. Like, this man has feelings that run deep but you'd never know.
You want to win Merrick's heart? Get this man a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle. That's it. He'll propose to you on the spot.
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blacktacmopsi · 7 days
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Merrick: "So you're still getting night terrors, huh?"
Keegan: "Yeah, I really hate it. I've tried everything."
*Kick who walks by, overhearing this conversational exchange.*
Kick: Have you tried the 'Jurassic Park method'?
Keegan: "No? What's that?"
Kick: "Well, you know how your brain sometimes will rehash, like, the last memories you had of the day in a dream? So... watch Jurassic Park right before you go to bed, and watch...you'll dream about it. It always fucking works for some reason. But it has to be the first Jurassic Park movie. Nothing else."
*Keegan cocks an eyebrow but tries it before he goes to sleep that night.*
Keegan: "Dude, it works... How did you know?"
Kick: "Oh shit! Really? I was just making crap up. Glad it helped though."
Fun Fact- This was based on a real life conversation.
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blacktacmopsi · 25 days
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I like to imagine that after missions, Keegan and the Ghost boys hit up the shower in their base (or wherever they go) to get all squeaky clean... But Keegan likes to shower while everyone is gone so he can sing to himself songs he knows the others will give him hell for.
Like, I can picture him washing all the gross grime off his body and singing softly to himself "...Quiero ver bailar tu pelo, quiero ser tu ritmo, Que le enseñes a mi boca tus lugares favoritos..."
And Kick, who also kind of takes lonely showers too, sings from a shower stall further down the room completing the song.
Keegan's like "Oh shit Kick, I didn't know you knew Spanish." And Kick is like "I don't man, I just know the lyrics to 'Despacito'.
Kick is showering with his mask on.
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blacktacmopsi · 28 days
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Fallen.
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| Priest! Keegan X Temptress! Reader | Smut (MDNI) | CW: Smut, religious themes and jargon, fingering, vaginal sex |
For that one anon that suggested Priest! Keegan. Sorry it took some time.
Note: Reader is female & writer is proud to be a fallen ex Catholic haha. This wasn't proofread either.
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It was hard for Keegan every Sunday to pretend everything was fine during mass. He would see you in the pew and felt as if temptation was pushing him further towards the sins of the flesh. The thoughts he had of you were sometimes simply too much some days. Every time you came up to receive communion, you would take it on the tongue instead of in the hand and it filled his mind with such lustful and dirty thoughts. Every time you attended mass you wore that little outfit you knew he liked. Worse was the fact that he could have sworn on his life that you did these things intentionally. You would stare at him with a certain desire in your eyes that was too hard to ignore. He spent many nights in the rectory taking a cold shower just to shock himself out the heat you caused him to feel. It was a  massive challenge for him to stay faithful to his sacred vows, but still, he couldn’t deny the carnal urges you awoke in him. He was, after all, a man at the end of the day.
His role as a man of the cloth came to its breaking point when you came to him in his parish office asking for help when it came to praying the rosary.
As soon as he called you to enter the little dark room, his penetrating glacial blue eyes fell on you, and he swallowed hard. You sit in front of him at his desk and he asks you what you’ve come to him for this Sunday afternoon. You tell him you want to learn to pray the rosary and place on his large wooden desk the delicate chain of ruby beads and crucifix.
Keegan’s hands shake as you insist that he guides your digits over each ruby bead. You both go through the repeated prayers as the fingers of both of you work over the rosary. He tries his best to explain the corresponding mysteries, but he can’t focus. Your scent, your eyes, even your mere closeness was overpowering him. With every movement of his hands on yours, he can’t help but feel his cock twitch with awakened need. He was that starved of any kind of physical touch that just simply a brush of your hand on his was too much. This was torture for him as he shifted in his chair trying to quell the sensation in his now aching cock. It was only when you paused and put your hand over his that his resolve shattered, and he couldn’t take it much more. You knew he would break from this alone and he would give in and gain that carnal knowledge you’ve been waiting to give him. You had been dying to corrupt him and this was it. You were going to bare witness to his fall from grace and above all… YOU were going to be the cause.
Poor Keegan never stood a chance as soon as your hands were on his. Like a dam breaking, all his needs and desires poured forth when you met his gaze and lunged over his desk to kiss him on his lips. Not even having the power to push you off or fend you away, Keegan wrapped his arms around you and practically pulled you over his desk on to him. Once he had you on his lap, he became merciless. His lips never parted from yours as every kiss grew in intensity and passion. His hands, snaking their way under your shirt to feel your breasts. It was the first time he had ever laid hands on female flesh, and you were more than willing to let him have his way. He cupped and lightly squeezed them. He teased your erect nipples with his long fingers only for you to softly moan. This saintly man became an absolute demon in a matter of seconds with you.
“I can’t hold back anymore. You’ve tempted me for so long and my vows are nothing compared to you giving me a bite of that forbidden fruit of yours,” Keegan growls into your ear. His mouth moves from your lips to your neck as he sucks your soft and sensitive skin. His hands are a flurry along your body as they move lower and lower to your waist and hips. Seizing the clasp on your pants, Keegan undoes them and forces them off you along with your panties. Completely bare from the waste down, his fingers get to work on exploring what was so long forbidden for him.
“Spread your legs for me sweetheart,” he whispers. You obey as he licks his index and middle fingers, running them along your needy folds. He can’t help but moan upon the feeling of touching them.
“God… how amazing this feels.”
His fingers trace up and brush across your swollen clit. He may be a priest but, Keegan wasn’t stupid when it came to the anatomy of women. He knew this tiny little thing was mighty and couldn’t help but stroke it for you. With each rub of it you squirmed on his lap while his own cock throbbed in his black pants. It would only be a matter of minutes until he needed more. He was falling farther and farther from grace, and he was enjoying it, hellbent on savoring what had been so denied. You were falling deeper into an abyss of pleasure from this holy man you eye fucked and subtly teased every Sunday.
“You like how that feels? Because I like how you feel right now. I like how you sound right now too. Those little whimpers and moans… Christ, they’re delicious.”
He fingered you mercilessly delighting in every little sensation.
“Father Keegan?” you eek out between moans.
“Yes?” he responds, teasing your sensitive bud.
“I… I want more.”
“Me too… it’s going to happen. This is a sin I’m DEFINITELY not seeking contrition for.”
Keegan pushes you off his lap and bends you over his large desk. Holding you down with one hand, he begins to unbutton his black slacks ultimately freeing his throbbing cock from its confines.  You turn your head to finally see what you had been desiring and it’s everything you ever desired- thick, needy, untouched cock from a man you coveted. Keegan wastes no time at all. He lines himself up against your slick slit and eases in.
The sensation of first contact makes him groan deeply in pleasure. You yourself whimper as you feel his virgin cock stretch you out.
“Oh god yes…I have been missing out,” he sighs as he goes further in, feeling your walls hug him tightly. Gripping your hips, Keegan begins to thrust. With every jut of his hip, a grunt escapes him. Before, he could only imagine what this sensation would feel like, but his imagination could never come close to how it was in real life. This was better than any salvation he could seek and scores more than what any religion could offer him. Here, finding sanctuary in your body, he gave into all he tried to wash away in those cold showers from the rectory.
You, bent over his desk, were reduced to a drooling puddle of desire as every thrust he made into you sent pleasure surging along your nerves and coursing though your veins. You were only capable of moaning out for him like some perverse prayer as you took his thick cock into your wet and needy pussy.
“Mmmm… I’m gonna…mmm…,” Keegan rasped as his motions became more forceful. He could feel the need to cum welling up inside and needing release. Almost like his very soul depended on it, he went harder and harder until that release rushed forward. Gripping you and holding your hips flush against him, Keegan’s thick hot ropes coated your insides, flooding your sinful cunt. He held you tight against his frame as he reveled in the sensation of his first proper orgasm. Coming down, he looked at you still bent over his desk. You were a mess of sweat and pleasure, panting hard with your eyes closed. Keegan couldn’t help but smile down at you and give a light chuckle. Withdrawing from you, he pulls his slacks back up and tucks himself back in. You rise from his desk and grab your pants and panties that were tossed on the floor beside you, putting them on. Keegan sits back in his chair, composing himself. He reaches up and grabs the roman collar around his neck and pulls it off, tossing it into the nearby waste bin. He looks up at you, those penetrating glacial blue eyes meeting yours once again.
“You know, I think I’m going to tender my resignation," he chuckles with a gentle smile. “I’m sure whatever higher power there is can totally understand why."
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blacktacmopsi · 8 days
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Hanging Fire: Part 2.
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| Hesh X Female! Reader X Keegan | Smut (MDNI) | CW: Oral Sex, DP, General Smut |
The second installment of this too long piece of pure smut. God, the last time I wrote something this long it was... like...back in 2020 or something? Idk. So yeah, Hesh, Keegan, and you are still stuck in the outpost shack and now things are getting heated up, but far from over. This hot piece of porn garbage is spilling over into a part 3. I'll upload it all together in one piece on my AO3 though once I'm done.
Authors note: I didn't really proof read this and again, so sorry it's turning out so long. Request tags for @soapsgf @mudisgranapat
< Hanging Fire: Part 1
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You exhaled a breath you were unaware you were even holding. Though your logic told you this was an awful idea, your desires were screaming at you. You liked these two men, A LOT, and here they are agreeing to sex. How could you not pass this up?
“Fine, okay then,” you speak. A slight smirk tugs at the corners of your lips as even you yourself can't believe what your saying.
As soon as you agreed, Hesh wasted no time and moved in to give you one of the deepest kisses you’ve ever had in your life. As soon as his lips touched yours, all doubt about this idea being horrible vanished in an instant. Replacing it was total desire and that deep need for physical touch. God, how long had it been since you were kissed, let alone got a good one at that? How long had it been since you were even touched? It didn’t matter anymore. All that was about to change in a matter of seconds. Hesh’s lips were so soft, and his kiss was reminiscent of a wildfire-  ravaging, strong, and all consuming. Who would have thought that this man you’ve seen shoot and stab others could be capable of such passion and desire?
Perhaps sex & death really did go together.
Hesh too was feeling the intensity build. He himself had gone so long without physicality from another woman for what felt like a lifetime. His body had known no comfort since before ODIN struck and ever since then, his hand and imagination were his only consistent companions.
“Oh god…need to reign it in…don’t want to cum from just a kiss…” he thought to himself. Breaking the kiss off, he pulled back to look at you, noting your now flushed pallor. He too was blushed and he hadn’t even removed a single layer of clothing yet. Caressing your cheek, he meets your gaze.
“Goddam, what a great kiss,” he pants as he looks at you. Hesh really wants more. His body is screaming bloody murder at him for more. He can’t ignore what has been so longed for, not while he has already tasted your lips...and oh, how they were just divine!
“Fuck it,” he leans in and begins kissing you furiously, as if the survival of you three depended on it. As his tongue forces its way into your mouth, he’s violently ripping off his plate carrier, shirt , and anything else that gets in the way of his chest pressing against your bare breasts. You yourself begin doing the same, urged on by his own blazing passions. The cry of your flesh for his is too strong and your clothing seems likes such a hindrance. You didn’t care that you haphazardly tossed them to the dirty floor covered in god-knows-what. You didn’t care that neither of you had showered for days and were grimy and sweaty. None of that mattered. All that did matter was that primordial need to be fulfilled. That itch of mother nature to be scratched…and oh, was it going to get scratched by the two men who got your pulse racing and your clit twitching. You could feel it burning deep between your legs as that familiar flood of heat and slickness makes itself apparent to you.
While you and Hesh were becoming a flurry of hands, skin, and lips, Keegan, ever so silently, observed. He too was feeling that blaze of need and passion ignited by you and Hesh. He shifted his stance as his cock began to stiffen at the sights and sounds coming from your mouths and bodies. It was only when Hesh nipped at your neck causing you to moan significantly, that any fragment of control Keegan had left, shattered like a crystal wine glass. He began to remove his tactical vest and shirt, tossing them aside too, not caring about where they landed. All he could care about was needing you, needing to feel the heat of your breath, the touch of your skin, your very taste. Moving over to where Hesh and you were, Keegan now joined the maelstrom of unbridled desire and lust.
Sitting on the dingy cot, Keegan pulled you onto his lap while Hesh fell to his knees before you. His fingers frantically worked the belt, button, and zipper of your pants, yanking them off, leaving you exposed and vulnerable.
"Hold her legs open for me man," Hesh whispered.
Keegan nodded and slid his bare hands between your thighs, forcing them open to reveal your aching pussy.
"God...you have no idea how long I've wanted this," he groans as he moves forward, gingerly touching your soft folds. His fingers carefully explored and brushed up against your swollen clit causing you to whimper. Keegan and Hesh both took note of that, and Hesh decided to up the lust ante further.  Dragging his tongue along your slick slit, you seized up on Keegan’s lap, gripping his thighs tightly as the shock of ecstasy washed over every fiber of your being. Hesh wasted no time getting what he’s been wanting. The heat of his breath on you causes you to gasp as another jolt of much needed pleasure surges through your body. Keegan can't help but look down, watching his younger team member in action. In doing so, he feels his cock harden further and begin to weep with his own need causing a deep moan to escape his throat. He isn’t going to be able to just sit with you on his lap much longer.
"How's she?" he asks, drawing in a deep breath.
"Like heaven man, like heaven."
Hesh keeps lapping at your aching cunt, burying his face in your core. His tongue teased your wanting entrance, and he took your swelling clit between his lips to suck lightly. As his mouth was busy, Hesh began to unfasten his belt and unzip his pants. His own cock began to strain against the fabric seeking much needed freedom and attention. As he shuffled his pants down a bit, Hesh pulled his boxers down just enough to free his throbbing cock, stroking it lazily. He groaned as he kept pleasing your sensitive bit, sucking on it only to release it with an audible 'pop'. Relentlessly, he took it back into his mouth and continued, determined to amplify the whimpers that were already escaping you.
“So good…so damn good,” Hesh muttered as he was face deep in your slickness, too concentrated on savoring you.
"You like when he does that to you, sweetheart? You like how he makes your pussy feel?" Keegan's voice was low and dripping with raw unfiltered lust. Up until now, he had been silent, but that was now gradually changing as he began to speak more and more. He turned his head to whisper in your ear.
"We can both make you feel that good. I know you've thought of us and what it would be like."
His words sent a shiver down your spine and a flood of fantasies in your mind. As Keegan kept voicing his desires, Hesh flicked his hazel eyes up at you from between your thighs, his tongue painting strokes along your folds. Pulling away with a thread of saliva and your wetness stringing between you & his mouth, he stands up and leans forward, towering over you.
"I never knew you tasted that great," he purrs right before he kisses you once again. Keegan's hands snake forward and seek out your slick and swollen pussy, rubbing you & slipping two fingers inside drawing a more impassioned moan from you.
"Damn kid," he chuckles "you got her good and ready."
Hesh looks down at Keegan's fingers sliding in and out.
"Wanna trade places?"
"Oh, fuck yeah!"
Keegan eases you off his lap as Hesh now takes his place. You can feel his stiff cock pressing against you as he begins to grind it against your backside. Keegan, now between your legs wasted no time on picking up where Hesh left off. He spreads you open, raises his mask, and begins to lick at your wetness and sensitive little clit. All the while soft moans escape his throat with every rock of his head and flick of his tongue. For Keegan, it had been way longer than Hesh when it came to entertaining the lusts for the female form. He was definitely not squandering this opportunity in the slightest.
"Oh baby, you like how the Sergeant does that? Is he making you feel nice and good?" Hesh teases as he keeps grinding his hardness against your backside. His hands reach up to start caressing your bare breasts.
"You wanna know how often I fantasized about these tits of yours. What it would be like to hold them...," he squeezes lightly.
“To pinch them…,” he whispers as he rolls your nipples between his fingers.
“To suck on them,” he breaths into your ear.
Your entire body feels like its about to be overloaded just from Hesh’s words, not to mention the way Keegan is on his knees servicing your needy, swollen pussy. You can’t even muster the strength to speak properly even. All you can do is whimper and moan and gasp and sigh… and hope that these two men don’t stop for even a mere second.
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blacktacmopsi · 19 days
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For consideration...
Keegan discovers you bought a dildo and is having none of it.
"No, sweetheart...you're always going to get the real thing when I'm around."
"Of course I couldn't let you play with that on your own like that. You need me there to fulfill that pleasure. So we'll be using this instead."
*rams cock in you making you drool.*
"Just remember this one thing, I'm the ONLY one you need. Not a toy. ME."
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