#Brain: You know what we could do? Give him some traumatising eldritch cousins. You know... Add a bit of colour to his childhood.

[windsweptinred]

In crack contingency with your Destiny being the father of the four Horsemen post--I just can't stop thinking about how HILARIOUS this fact is when you consider everything else 😂

Dream's all, "This is my son Orpheus! He has a beautiful singing voice and plays the harp! :D"

And then there's Destiny, like, "This is Pestilence, Pollution, War, and Famine... They're going to usher in the apocalypse."

Like OMG 😂😂

Omg 🤣😂... Imagine the play dates! Dream trying to leave the room while Orpheus clutches desperately at the hem of his robe. Pleading not be left alone with them. 😆

Death: Now Orpheus you have nothing to worry about. I know they look scary but honestly they're little darlings once you get to know them.

Orpheus: (Looks over to see War casually brushing her hair with a ye oldie switchblade.) Daaaaaad!

But yes. Can you imagine Destiny's parental posturing. 😆

Destiny: What does it do?

Dream: 'He' is a musician. One then finest known to the world, mortal or other.

Destiny:... Ah, I see. He's inherited your peculiarities.

Dream: You mean creativity?

Destiny: Yes, my condolences. Faminine had wiped out a civilisation by his age.

Dream:... 😑

Destiny: Perhaps he shall develop something more impactful to fate of humanity in later life.

Dream: I'm leaving.

#destiny of the endless #dream of the endless #the four horsemen of the apocalypse #orpheus the sandman #that poor kid #😆 #Brain: You know what we could do? Give him some traumatising eldritch cousins. You know... Add a bit of colour to his childhood. #Me: How about we don't #Brain: I really must insist