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moonraccoon-exe · 5 years

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Gonna play ffxv for its 2 year anniversary (it’s hard to think it’s been out for TWO YEARS now time flies huh?) I haven’t played it since before the Royal edition came out and I can’t wait to see the changes and additions. How’s DA:I going for you? Hope you’re having a wonderful time in it and you make me want to replay it as well with all the talk! Love you you beautiful coon!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!!! QUEEN, IT U!!!! (ノ*°▽°*)

ZOMG HELLO THERE YOU ABSOLUTE GEM

HELL YEAH, FFXV ALL OVER AGAIN!!! And for its anniversary! That sounds like an exquisite plan to me!! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

I know, right, it’s crazy it’s been two years!! :O I wasn’t around when it was announced, but still, I got it a few months later, so two years...wow. Sort of mindblowing in some way, WHY DOES TIME MOVE SO FAST AND HOW DO I SLOW IT DOWN

WOH

YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED IT SINCE-

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD AH AH SAJHGKADH A it’s a happy laugh don’t worry it’s just OH MY GAWD JAZ, YOU’RE GONNA FIND S O M U CH NEW STUFF AND I’M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO SEE IT ALL!!!!

DO UPDATE ME! DO UPDATE ME! I WANT TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!! (ノ*°▽°*) I think the Royal Edition additions and new stuff aren’t noticeable until you first unlock the royal boat and stuff. I didn’t play the whole thing since RE, just from chapter 9, so I wouldn’t know! But anyways, I hope you find and greatly ENJOY and love all the new stuff and the things you hadn’t seen!!

I’m interested in your opinion. There’s an extra something in chapter...12? Which I found a bit unnecessary and so cheesy it gave me second hand embarrassment, but I also got like 3 seconds of one of my fave characters so that’s okay XD Ahahahaha! That aside, I can’t think of other things except the ending.

The new ending, Jaz. The new Insomnia. Prepare two pairs of panties because the ones you’re wearing will be RUINED, the new Insomnia is fantastic! Or so I think, but that’s just me being an ABSOLUTE MUFFIN with no sense of finding things wrong or bad and enjoying of everything ahah :’D Not gonna spoil anything but a little tip! Make sure to finish Cor’s quests before you get anywhere near the entrance of the Citadel or you’ll miss a cutscene!! ;A;

ANYWAYS JAZ, I hope you find the new content very good and enjoyable!! I’M SO HAPPY AND EAGER, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PLAY IT ALL OVER AGAIN AKLSDJADLKGJ o(>ω

Actually, since I took it up from chapter 9, I haven’t finished ZOMG :O I did finish once to see the new Insomnia,, but I wanted to get there eventually instead of from chapter select, so I grabbed it from ch 9 again, but went in strict chronollogical order...so you can imagine how many weeks I stopped at Comrades XD

I wanted to like...finish literally ALL Comrades before continuing onto chapter 14 of the game. And I did! Finished Comrades...but then DA:I got in the way :’D

BUT ANYWAYS THIS AIN’T ABOUT ME AKSLJD AKLDGADLKJG

I hope you continue enjoying of FFXV with the whole new content and such, dear Jaz! To me, it’s very worth it and epic, and I hope you find it that way too :3

AND DA:I ASKLDJKLDVGJ AFKLJG DKLADJG ZOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG IT’S GOING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!! o(≧▽≦)o

After Wicked Hearts, I’ve focused in side quests because that’s me omg I can’t go on in the main quest if I don’t finish everything else because otherwise I feel it’ll never be available again ;w;

So I explored and complete the whole of the quests at the Hissed Wastes (just gotta find 2 pages of a diary and fight the dragon), and I’m midways through the map and the quests of...not sure of the name in english, so I’m gonna try a direct translation, the Emeral Tombs? Like. The forest south where Samson hides and all. YEP. Wanna finish that and find Samson to give him to sweet Commander McDork Cullen before I move on to find Coripheus and the Eluvian in the forest and such aklsjdlkagj kldag

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC, HONEST TO THE GODS, JAZ, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST EPIC STORIES I’VE SEEN AND PLAYED. IT’S SO BADASS AND COOL LIKE ZOMG

I still can’t get over the attack at Haven and the moment at Adamant (?) where the bridge collapses and you RUN AND YOU GO AND EVERYONE IN THE PARTY RUNS AND YOU THINK THEY’LL MAKE IT THEN YOU ALL FALL INTO THE ABYSS OF DEATH AND INTO THE FADE!?!?!??!?!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, but I felt bad for Stroud. Poor angel, cinnamon roll, didn’t deserve to die :( Honestly I didn’t want either to die, but I picked Stroud because I guessed if I killed Hawke, Varric would be depressed and VARRIC IS BABY NUMBER ONE, PROTECC AT ALL COSTS ;A;

So yep! Ever since my update of Wicked Eyes, I’ve finished Varric’s quest at Valamaar (his new tarot card is a JEWEL, HE’S HAPPY

So that’s that!! Thank you for asking!

AND ZOMG

U LOVE ME!?!?!?!? U LOOOOVEEE MEEEEEEEEE!?!?!? (☆▽☆)

AFLKASJDASKL FJAKSLD ASKLFJASKL GJAFKLASJF ADKLGJAD KLASJF KLDAGJA

*GLOMPS AND STAYS HUGGED TO YOUR HEAD*

MY DEAR JAZ, yYOU WONDERFUL YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU BEAUTIFUL, SUPERB HOOMAN!!!! ( ˙꒳˙ )♡

*SNUGGLES*

DON’T U FORGET DAT OR I SMACK U WITH ALL THE FURY OF MY LOVE AYE

aklsjdkaljgdalkjadklgjdag

Dear Jaz, thank you SO MUCH and wholeheartedly for dropping by, my dear friend!! It makes me happy to see you around my inbox, you have no idea :3 Thank you for brightening up my friday with this lovely ask!

Anyways, I hope you continue enjoying of FFXV and the new content!!! And I hope you’re having a MOST FANTASTIC day or night! Lotsa maccoonie hugs for you! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

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rpmemeconfetti · 7 years

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Drunk Sentence Starters “Ithh dindt drunk DAT much!”

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#ic stuffs #sentence starter stuffs #drunk

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