#Epic Totally Radical 1v1 Showdown!!!! now only on the disneyxd

[cheeseknives]

Hello viewers. It's me, James May. And you're watching the disney channel.

#Top Gear #James May #In the alternative universe where they get that sweet mouse money #James has a show where he makes sandwiches that kids could make after school but gets fired #kids have evolved and no longer eat like its the 70s birttain woomp woomp #so now he's jobless and has to live with the fact that Richard Hammond is hip and gets to keep his job at the network #this is James' villain origin story #meanwhile Jeremy goes to death battle Bill Nye the Science Guy #with Sock'em Boppers or something #they probably wouldn't use the word “death” on the disney channel... #Epic Totally Radical 1v1 Showdown!!!! now only on the disneyxd #shitpost #James embraces new things bc he knows in the alternative universe he gets fired for not being hip n cool enough