#HAPPEH BIRTHDAY IGNIS

[moonraccoon-exe]

"Darling," Ignis says with a soft smile as he steps closer. "I had heard that it was your special day, and I'm afraid I might be late in giving you your gift." he can't help but smile as you step closer. "Babe!" Gladio rushes in and sweeps you off your feet spinning you around once before pinning you between him and Ignis. "Was that necessary?" Gladio smirks "Hell yeah." Ignis rolls his eyes but the two of them lean in, each kissing your cheeks. "Happy Birthday Babe!" "Happy Birthday Darling."

( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

Oh…m-my..

I…

I…….

* doesn’t get up*

*is deceased thank you*

*has revived and will proceed to rant and thank you under the keep reading*

HNNG- HNNGNHGNHG

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*CLINGS TO THE SCREEN*

*SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

FANGASMS SO HARD IT EXPLODES*

*SOUL DETACHES FROM BODY TO ASCEND TO THE SPIRITUAL REALM*

*ASCENDS TO THE FIFTH HEAVEN*

*SOUL COMES BACK TO BODY PURIFIED AND BLESSED BY THE BEAUTY AND WONDERFULNESS OF THIS WHOLE ASK*

GAWDS HAVE MERCY ON ME OH  MY GAWD ANON

WHAT THE F U C  K  ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME EXPLODE BECAUSE OH MY GAWD I’M FANGASMING AGAIN AKLSDJ GLKADJF KLADJG KLDAG AJKLADJ KLGDAJG LAKDJG

*KEEPS EXPLODING NON STOP*

AKSLJDFALKGJAKLFJASLKFJGAKLJALKFJDAKLGAJKLGADJGKLADJGLAKDGJADLKFJADLGKADJGKLADJFLKADJGLAKDGJADLKGJ

*UNCONTROLLABLY HYSTERICALLY FLAILING ALL OVER THA PLACE AT ROCKET SPEED*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

*EXPLODES AGAIN*

ANON

*CLINGS TO YOU AND KEEPS YELLING*

ANON

DO YOU SEE THAT SECOND GIF. AS THAT HOOMAN COLLAPSES BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST ARRIVED SHOT THEM UNEXPECTEDLY AND THEN THEY LEAVE AS THE HOOMAN DIES

THAT’S U AND ME

U JUST. ARRIVED ROM NOWHERE AND YOU JUST. SHOT ME, FREAKING SHOT ME WITH THIS- THIS- THIS GORGEOUS MOST MARVELOUS, MOST EXQUISITE ASK, AND I’M STANDING THERE STUPIFIED NOT READY AND NOT KNOWING WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND JUST 

STRUCK IN THE FACE 

AND YOU JUST WATCH ME COLLAPSE AND THEN YOU LEAVE LIKE IT’S NOTHING AND I DIE

AKLSJDLDKAGJADLKFJADLKGAJDKLGAJKLFADGJKLADGJ KALDJFDGKLAJD KLAJGDAKLDGJAKLDGJADKLGJA

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*FANGASMS AGAIN*

ASKLDJGDKLAJDFKLADJGKDALGJ AKFLADJFGDAKLGJADKLFJLDKGDJAGLKADJ HOLY SACRED MOOGLES ABOVE HAVE MERCY ON ME OH MY GOD ANON. ANON. 

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATDOYOUEXPECTMETOSAY WHAT AR EYOU EXPECTING FROM ME ASKDJDGKLJDA OMG ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT THE HELL H NO HERE IT COMES AGAIN *FANGASMS* UGHF ASKDJFDGJD PLS HALP I KEEP DOING THAT AND I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS ALONE IT’S SOOVERWHELMING AND FANTASTIC AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*EXPLODES AGAIN*

*is deceased once more and needs to revive again pls give me a minute again*

*HYPERVENTILATES*

ANON. ANON. DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL ANON WHO JUST SLAYED ME. 

WHAT THE FUCK. THANK YOU. I’M...NUMB. I’M MENTALLY LYING HERE ABSOLUTELY NUMB AND WITHT HE HEAD EMPTY AND EYE WIDENED STARING AT THE CEILING BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN ID O RIGHT NOW. HOW ELSE DO I REACT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE THROUGH THIS AND NOT DIE.

OMG ANON. ANON. OMG YOU. YOU. ANONA SKLDD GKLAJDFLKADFJ GDKLAGJDA L

SHITFUCK I SWEAR I’M TRYING TO CALM DOWN BUT I KEEP JUST- SMASHING THE KEYBOARD AND ALKSJDDKLAGJD DOING STUPID NOISES AND SILLY FACES AND LISTEN HERE, YOU LISTEN HERE, I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW THIS MADE ME REACT AND HOW GRATEFUL I AM BECAUSE

*LOUD INHALE*

OH MY G O D ANON

*cries*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*STAYS HUGGED TO THIS ASK FOREVER*

ANON THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This ask was absolutely and completely unexpected!! I thought maybe one or two people would drop by to say happy birthday, buT THIS? TTTTTTTTTTTTTHISSS? TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??!?!

*DIES AGAIN*

*just lies there unmoving for all eternity now*

Ah. Ah.....ah. Ah my gawd. Gawd have mercy on me. Ah...gawd...my gawd...ah.

ah. There it is. You won. You’ve left me absolutely speechless. How do I reply to this, how do I say thanks enough, that is something I won’t ever know. The Supreme Tagger has been defeated. There is no power on this planet that can move me from this mental spot where I lie and stare in awe at nothing because this ask just made my life feel so complete and sublime and I’m still in the heavens thank you

ah...

goddammit. I’ve had this open for so long but I just. Still mentally lie ther ein silence aksjdlakjfdgdlakgjdakljg

Anon. Sweet anon. Wonderful superb you glorious anon. Gawds bless you and this- thIS GORGEOUS ASK ASKDJDLKGJDA OKAY I WON’T FOCUS ON IT BECAUSE WHEN I DO I HYPERVENTILATE AND LOSE IT AGAIN AHSDNAJDGANDGJADGN

But seriously thank you. Thank you so, so sincerely much for taking the time to write something for me for my birthday :’3 I’m sorry I replied a day later, but I did read this when you dropped it in and I had mental death aND IT’S STILL GOING BY THE WAY ALSKDJADKLGJADGKLJDA

Really, thank you immensely for the time and the effort into writing this. Thank you for the creativity and for deciding to do more than just wish me a happy birthday and send my two- mY TWO 

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLINGS

MY TWO BABIES

MY ANGELS, MY SWEET BOYS, MY BESTEST BOYS, MY DEAR CUPCAKES, SWEET HUSBANDS MADE OF CELESTIAL PURITY CRAFTED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES

*cries*

MY OTP PUT ME IN BETWEEN AND STILL OTP THEMSELVES WHILE OTPING ME TOO AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*COMBUSTING AND STARTS UNCONTROLLABLY FLAILING ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HIGH PITCHED-LY SCREECHING*

*CRIES LOUDER*

MY BABIES, MY SWEET BOYS, MY HEART AND SOUL AND MY EVERYTHING IT’S THE TWO OF THEM AND I’M SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN AND THEY SMOOCH MY FACE AT THE SAMET IME AND HONESTLY IF THIS IS NOT HEAVEN I DON’T WANT TO DIE BECAUSE THIS IS BETTER AND I CRY AND I YELL AND I THROW A TANTRUM BECAUSE THIS IS SO SWEET KLASJDKLADGJADLKGJ

HONESTLY AT FIRST IT HOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE IGGY BECAUSE I  MEAN UUUUUUUUUUUGH IGGY MY DARLING, BUT HEN GLADIO PAPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IW AS LIKE

OH

MY

GAWD

IS HE GOING TO

AND THEN HE JUST- GRABS ME AND HUGS ME AND THEN OH MY GAWD SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN THEM OH NO I’M DOING IT AGAIN

*FANGASMS*

IASKJDFSALJDGKLDAGJADKLFJDALKGDAJGKALDFJDALKGJADKGLJAD

OH NO THERE GOES ALL MY SANITY AND ALL MY HEART AND ALL MY FEELINGS AND EVERY PIECE OF MY SOUL AND ALSO MY UNDERWEAR. RUINED. SLAYED. ALL OF THEM DEAD AND TRANSCENDING THE CELESTIAL REALM TO MAKE ME BE BORN AGAIN BUT HAPPIER AND PURIFIED AND WITH MY THIRD EYE OPEN BECAUSE FUCK ME THIS IS SPLENDID I WAS TRYING TO KEEP COMPOSURE BUT I JUST

I CAN’T

ASKDJALDKGJADKLFJADKLGJADKFLAJSFKLADJGKLAFJKLAJGALDKGJAD KADGJDAGKLAJDGKLADJGKLDAGJDAJKLG

*PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL* *THROWS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW* *FLIPS THE DESK* *tRASHES THE ROOM* *tRASHES THE NEIGHBORHOOD* *FLIPS THE EARTH* *FLIPS THE WHOLE GALAXY*

*SCREECHES SO LOUDLY THE UNIVERSE SHAKES*

*collapses and squeaks*

whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;A;

Anon....anon my heart so so full alksdadklfj ;A;

Iggy and Gladdy are my faves. Also OTP. And you throwing this at me with no warning...omg anon whY ;A;

This has made life so beautiful. My year has started beautifully with this, this ask alone watered my plants and made the flowers bloom, it cleaned the pollution in the air, made the oxygen clean, it cleaned my lungs and skin, it added ten years of life to my life, and it’s cured me fully from everything bad and i’m free of all the bad and i’m ethereal and floating in this majestic transparent lake of stars

aH. i ded. I no respond

just....thank you

bEST BIRTHDAY ASK EVER. bEST GIFT. i SHALL LIE HERE AND NOT MOVE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR NOW WHILE THIS ASK AND ITS BEAUTY CONSUMES ME.

Thank you for writing this. Thank you for OT3-ing me into my OTP to make of this tHE BEST BIRTHDAY MENTAL IMAGE GIFT I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY EXISTENCE ;A;

I could go on for pages but...I won’t ever thank you enough, and this mental image is too precious, I lack the vocabulary. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I shall now go and swoon over this beautiful mental image that I want portrayed and framed on my wall now. Iggy and Gladio sandwiching me and both kissing my face and telling me happy birthdya darling and happeh birthday babe. 

I am in love. I am cured. I am complete

thank you

*dies again*

#there #i tried to reply #not enough #*is still fangasming* #coonreplies

[moonraccoon-exe]

I'm glad to hear you're doing well and had a wonderful birthday!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIDAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

*TACKLES AND STAYS HUGGED TO YOUR HEAD AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK I WUV YA SO MUCH IMMA SNUGGLE FOREVER YOU SUPERB FUNKY MUFFIN*

Thank you so so so SO much for having taken the time to reply to me and for letting me know what’s up!!! I really, really appreciate it aklsjdlkadjgad, this ask made me so happeh!! ( ˙꒳​˙ )

GASPS

HOORAY FOR NI NO KUNI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT GAME, I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED IT AND I SO STRONGLY WISH I COULD BUT GODDAMMIT IT’S SO SPECIAL, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND FANTASTIC AS IN FANTASY-Y AKLSJDDALKJGDAGKLADJKAGJ, it’s like a Ghibli movie come true in a game!! ;A; EVERYTIME YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT I LOSE MY MIND BECAUSE GAWDS HAVE MERCY ON ME I LOVE HEARING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

A DESERT WORLD!!! THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC!!! :D The desert worlds are usually either a PAIN IN THE BUTT or a pain in the butt but like…in a super epic and enjoyable way. Like Gerudo desert, BOY, IT’S A CLASSIC.

Judging by the way you wrote it, I’m going to assume you’re enjoying of the desert world of Ni No Kuni? Betcha it’s fantastic and still FULL of pretty and colorful fantasy. Gods, how I wish I could experience that too!!! >w

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS A THUMB UP*

GOOD AND GREATEST OF LUCKS ON THE DESERT WORLD AND ALL THAT’S STILL TO COME, DEAR FLOUR!!!

(lemme add a keep reading real quick right here :3 )

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ALL THE BAKING TURNED OUT GREAT!!!!!!!! ZOMG IRIDAE THAT’S FANTASTIC NEWS, AND IT MAKES ME SO HUNGRY, AND SO HAPPY AKSLJDALKJGADLKGJADKJGDA, OMG, I’M SO GLAD BAKING TURNED OUT GREATLY!!! (☆▽☆)

Hmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMM....~ !!!! Oh, GAWDS, everything that you baked sounds....so, so....so delightful, so exquisite, hm, hurr....~ Gods, now I’m hungry just by reading everything that you baked. Everything sounds yummy, and as you said everything turned out great, I can just imagine the delight of a buffet tha tyou had... hmmmmmm~ ( ˙꒳​˙ )

Which was your fave? :D

YUSH FOR KINGSGLAIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IRIDAE, YOU’RE GONNA WATCH KINGSGLAIVE, THAT’S EXCELLENT AND I’M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT LAKSJDLAKDJGALDKJGDALKGJAD

It doesn’t matter how late you are to the party! If it works of something, I’’ve been 10 years late to a fandom ahahahaha! :3 So it doesn’t matter. The XV fandom still lives, and has been brought back a little bit thanks to the Ardyn trailers we’re getting, so you’re not late. Besides, you wouldn’t be the only one who hasn’t watched it yet. So don’t ya worry, and just focus in enjoying of the movie!!! :3

I’m glad to know that you’ve finally found where to watch it. It can be pretty confusing,  but you’re acknowledged with the XV universe so I think you’ll be fine! Plus, we get a very good looking Ardyn, and Regis screen time, and Clarus, and precious Nyx, and lots of action. I LOVE IT, OKAY. IT’S FANTASTIC AND I HPE YOU ENJOY OF IT, HONESTLY TO ME THE ANIMATION IS MINDBLOWING AND THE MOST NUTS THINGS I’VE SEEN BECAUSE HOLY FREAKING SHIT IT LOOKS SO KLAJSDKLADGJDAKLGJDAKLGDA REAL AND BEAUTIFUL

I hope you love it, buddy!! Have LOTS of fun watching it and let me know if you liked it! :D

OH

And thank you for asking if I’m playing any new games!! As a matter of fact, yes, I am!!! (ノ*°▽°*)

Just last night I started playing Rime. I always had a temptation for it since I heard of it. The first thing to capture me was the animation and style. It looks so beautiful. It instantly reminded me first of Ni No Kuni (Hah! Speaking of which!

So same with Rime. Also has beautiful, stunning music, beautiful sights and animations, a gorgeous eveything no matter where you look at. The other thing that called my attention of it when I first heard of it is that it’s a Spanish game, which was curious to me because normally games are either japanese or from the USA, so hearing from a minority was fantastic and captivating. Not to say that Spain is like, a very intimate link with my country, so it feels like watching a cousin triumph so of course I had to check out what they did C:

I loved that it didn’t tell me anything, it just threw me into the game, like, no main  menú to start with and no instructions or explanations, just run around and good luck XD Really, I liked that. It somehow felt...not intrusive? Like I was given absolute free will. 

I’ve been really quick and good with the puzzles so far! We’ll see how far I can go before getting really stuck for more than fifteen minutes, hahaha!! 

But yes. So far, I’d recommend. It’s soft, but active and gorgeous. The game, I mean aklsjdkladjgdaklj. An anon that recommended it to me said it broke their heart SO I’M NERVOUS NOT GONNA LIE, but still loving it, which is what matters C:

SO YEH, THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN UP TO KALSDJAKLDFJ THANK YOU FOR ASKING, IT FELT SO WONDERFUL THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO RANT A BIT ON IT

Flour, my buddy! Thank you once more for taking the time to write to me and for letting me know what’s up on your side. It’s always a true delight to read you. Thank you :3

I hope to hear from you again, soon! Talk to you later, and I hope you’re having a MOST FANTASTIC day or night!!( ˙꒳​˙ )

#coonreplies #flour/iridae