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June 12 Dancitron Movie Night - Batman (1966 version)

Fuzzytimed to some point vaguely after some of Prowl’s restrictions are lifted. He spent the whole movie being vaguely confused and upset. General consensus was the movie was fun, despite—or perhaps, because of—the terrible puns.

ItsyBitsySpyers 7:54 pm *Soundwave is lazily stretched across his couch, visor running through a visualization of the music while he waits. Snacks are out, as usual.* Tarantulas 7:57 pm *tarantulas anticipates prowl won't be there, so he actually gets to come fullsize. SNACKS. he's apparently never noticed those when he's come before, he's snagging like a million* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:58 pm *That's fine. If there's enough to support Laserbeak's pigging out there's enough for Tarantulas.* Tarantulas 7:59 pm *good. you'd be surprised how much those spider paws can hold* Astrotrain 7:59 pm *do you have enough for some handshovels* Windchill 7:59 pm *Slinks through the entrance, it would almost be sneaky were it not for the blown raspberries to accentuate every step.* Bevel 7:59 pm *arrives with a bang. literally. she might have hit her shoulder on the door by mistake* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm *There are. A lot. * Astrotrain 8:00 pm *a lot in his mouth, yeah* *will lay on the floor w/ his cheeks still chipmunk'd* Tarantulas 8:00 pm *plop! next to soundwave on the couch, a friendly/tired tele-poke greeting* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm [[Mind the door, Bevel. It is difficult to fix when broken.]] Windchill 8:01 pm *Stops to take stock, scanning the room to see who's present.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm *Frenzy bounces over and parks himself near Astrotrain. Rumble waves at Bevel.* Bevel 8:01 pm Oh, um... *steps back to check she didn't actually break the door, hold please* Astrotrain 8:01 pm *offers some of his uneaten bounty?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm *Yoink. And a wave to Windchill. Soundwave nods to Tarantulas and moves his legs so the spide can sit.* Ratchet 8:03 pm *pops in* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm ((starting in about 5, i wanna get a quick snack)) Windchill 8:03 pm *He waves back, then ducks low to creep along the floor to his chosen seat, as IF nobody can see him doing so.* Bevel 8:03 pm *it's not broken so she's going to trundle in finally and get something to drink and a few snacks* Astrotrain 8:04 pm *squinting @ bean, er bevel ... vaguely familiar??? but did he actually ever SEE the bean.... hm* *waves at anyway* Bevel 8:06 pm *waves--oh hey, she knows that bot* Astrotrain, hi! Astrotrain 8:06 pm *ALSO ANYONE WHO WAS ALARMED EARLIER HE STILL HAS BOTH OPTICS* hey, uh.... you're.... hey you! Ratchet 8:07 pm *on the floor in front of the screen seems like as good a place as any to sit tonight* Astrotrain 8:08 pm *yes hello floor company* Windchill 8:08 pm *Finally takes a seat, crossing a leg over his knee and folding his hands in his lap as if he were not just crawling around on the floor like a cretin.* Bevel 8:08 pm Bevel! I am Bevel. You know Ratchet. Res 8:08 pm *wanders in, soaked to the bone* hi Ratchet 8:08 pm Eh? Astrotrain 8:08 pm oh, yeah.. the um... not that one Bevel 8:08 pm Not you. Soundwave's Ratchet. *motions to their host* Astrotrain 8:08 pm yeah the bulky one Ratchet 8:08 pm Ah. Big Ratchet. Astrotrain 8:09 pm she doing alright? Res 8:09 pm *hops over to the nearest couch and throws himself over the back of it* : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm ((OKAY i return let me see. warnings... eh. just keep in mind it's from like the 60s. that should do. i didn't get to prescreen for more detail)) Astrotrain 8:10 pm HANG ON I GOTTA GET A FUD)) subtitles on would be good too)) Bevel 8:10 pm *tilts hand back and forth* She in still functioning but things are really stressful. There is a lot of stuff to do in New Praxus. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm ((ACK go quick)) Astrotrain 8:10 pm unless everyone else is too distracted by that)) Res 8:10 pm ((subtitles work)) Ratchet 8:10 pm [[ subtitles make things so much easier for me, always ]] Bevel 8:11 pm [[I'm an always subtitles kinda person Astrotrain 8:12 pm yayyy ok i has fud)) Ratchet 8:13 pm *hmm. hmm. floorsits are all right, but...* *just flopping right down to lie on his back is even better. yeah. can still see the screen, all good. perfect.* Res 8:13 pm *is gonna perch on the back of the couch until he has reason to move and/or gets distracted and falls off* Astrotrain 8:13 pm *.......... this room skews hella autobot wtf* Res 8:13 pm *is not the best bird that ever was* Windchill 8:14 pm What a theme. Bevel 8:14 pm *very much not an autobot* Res 8:14 pm *is debatable* Astrotrain 8:14 pm *u look like an autobot* Windchill 8:14 pm *Isn't an autobot either what the heckie.* Astrotrain 8:14 pm *pats floor next to him for bevel to sit unless she's already got a space* Bevel 8:14 pm *not her fault her creators were the most autoboty bots to autobot ok* Astrotrain 8:15 pm *would honestly be more fine if everyone sat ON him but y'know* Bevel 8:15 pm *she got distracted by snacks and drinks but will definitely take that floor seat by Train* Me 8:16 pm ((whose the lady outside? did alfred get married?)) Windchill 8:16 pm *Claps his big vulture-esque hands.* I love this narration. I hope it continues for the whole film. Astrotrain 8:16 pm that's the aunt... nanny.. thing??)) i dont remember)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((aunt harriet)) //Aw, man, 'n Whirl ain't even here.// Astrotrain 8:17 pm can you imagine if someone had that as an altmode though Windchill 8:17 pm Aw man, Whirl isn't here to see the batcopter! Astrotrain 8:17 pm with the little extra wings Windchill 8:17 pm *blinks.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm //Aaaaaayyyy.// *Thumbs up to Windchill* Tarantulas 8:17 pm *alright, time to actually start eating the snacks - tarantulas is gonna take em one by one and try to subtly pop em between his mandibles into his monstermouth* Res 8:17 pm Batcopter sound like Ratbat but fast Windchill 8:17 pm *Hand over spark.* Res 8:18 pm Them fly soooooo sloooooowwww Astrotrain 8:18 pm bat drift angle ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm *Soundwave glances over at Tarantulas, curious about those mandibles of his, before returning his attention to the screen. Just try to not chew too loud.* Windchill 8:19 pm Bat...bat ladder. Astrotrain 8:19 pm its labeled for convenience Me 8:19 pm *a belated arrival* Windchill 8:19 pm *Wipes an optic.* Me 8:19 pm *he was specifically invited* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm /I was under the impersonatin' that bats ain't makin' lots of use outta ladde-- hey!// *Rumble waves.* Astrotrain 8:19 pm *+1 autobot.....* Res 8:19 pm Keheehee Me 8:19 pm *tiny nod. there's the inviter* Ratchet 8:20 pm Heya, Prowl. Windchill 8:20 pm I hope this is the shark scene. Astrotrain 8:20 pm *just gonna... sink closer to the floor as a more subtle floormat* Ratchet 8:20 pm *says Ratchet, from the floor* Tarantulas 8:20 pm *prowl?!??!!? oops tarantulas has dropped a few snacks* Res 8:20 pm Them fly so slow. Seaspray get away, keheheh. Me 8:20 pm *... hovers uncertainly. rumble invited him, does that mean he's expected to sit with rumble?* Bevel 8:20 pm *will block like... part of Train with own bulk yep* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Soundwave shakes his head, sits up, and nudges the snacks under the couch to clean up later.* Windchill 8:20 pm It is! Res 8:20 pm *sees an opportunity* *LAUNCHES at Astrotrain* :> Windchill 8:21 pm *He SO THRILLED.* Astrotrain 8:21 pm *the 10% of his body appreciates it ASHFAJH&U* yes hello Windchill 8:21 pm Sock 'em, Batman. Tarantulas 8:21 pm *nono, come sit with tara, he's moving out of his spot so prowl can sit there on the couch* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm //You gonna get comfy or what?// Windchill 8:21 pm Shark repellent BAT SPRAY. Res 8:21 pm Hi Bevel 8:21 pm Ha, shark repellent. Astrotrain 8:21 pm as opposed to the non bat version ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm *Frenzy's giggling away at this shark business* Me 8:21 pm *... rumble's question didn't actually clear up the issue* Um. Windchill 8:21 pm *Giggling like a fiend.* Robin what are you DOING. Res 8:22 pm *perches on Astrotrain's shoulder now, has trapped the decepticon forever, good job swoop* Astrotrain 8:22 pm his best Res 8:22 pm Why upside down? keheh Windchill 8:22 pm *He's into this film. Amazing.* WOW. Bevel 8:22 pm Did it blow up? Astrotrain 8:22 pm *accepts his fate* yes bat spray is explosive apparently Windchill 8:22 pm I want it. Just so I can say the name. Me 8:23 pm *... well, everyone's clustered together today, sssso.* *sits.* Astrotrain 8:23 pm your true identities: humans ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm *Rumble scrambles to the back of the couch and nods. Soundwave bobs his helm as well.* Windchill 8:24 pm They ARE though. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:24 pm @Prowl: (txt): Good sight. Prowl: missed. Me 8:24 pm *hm. batman is pro police in this movie.* *acknowledging ping.* Res 8:24 pm *tap tap tap tap tap taps Astrotrain's helm* Windchill 8:24 pm *Batman is based off of Zorro, everyone knows that.* Tarantulas 8:24 pm *verbal and nudge greeting to prowl!!* Astrotrain 8:25 pm *...... is slightly less accepting of his fate* do you mind Me 8:25 pm *acknowledging ping to tarantulas* Res 8:25 pm No :> ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm \\SWOOP DON'T NEVER MIND NOTHIN'.\\ Res 8:25 pm Me Swoop punch Con, him say him Astrotrain. It not Astrotrain. You Astrotrain. Me Swoop remember pick up. Kehehehhehh. Astrotrain 8:26 pm i mean to be fair i could have forgotten Windchill 8:26 pm Oh my god. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm [[...What kind of reasoning is this.]] Windchill 8:26 pm What a stretch. Astrotrain 8:26 pm but what did they look like Tarantulas 8:26 pm Prowl, would you like - ? *went to offer snacks, then realized holo* Oh, hyeh. Me 8:26 pm *... squints at the movie* Windchill 8:26 pm *Rubs under his optics.* Res 8:26 pm Big Me 8:26 pm *this is the worst detective work he's ever seen. and he was at ratchet's murder mystery.* Astrotrain 8:26 pm im remembering ahead, w/ the riddles XD)) ........... how big Windchill 8:27 pm That was...amusing. Bevel 8:27 pm *giggling into her hand at the movie* Windchill 8:27 pm *He's being nice about it.* Res 8:27 pm BIG big Wings and helm fins Astrotrain 8:27 pm sharp teeth? red and black? annoying? called it ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm //That// point point //is how come we got a Wall'a Shame.// Astrotrain 8:27 pm catwoman i mean Res 8:27 pm Yah But no No annoying kheheh Me Swoop LIKE punching Keheh it Ravage Astrotrain 8:28 pm did you at least dent his face like a lot Res 8:28 pm Didn't punch face Astrotrain 8:28 pm can you punch face NOT MINE Res 8:28 pm Sure :> ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm *Well, he likes their logo.* Astrotrain 8:29 pm if you'd bring back a helm fin that would be good too but dent the slag out of 'em, say it's a gift from me Res 8:29 pm Kay Astrotrain 8:29 pm penguin food.... Windchill 8:30 pm I heard that wrong. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm //Hah!// Res 8:31 pm What fink mean ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm //'S like a dirty lyin' fragger don't keep none of his promises.// Res 8:32 pm Swindle Astrotrain 8:32 pm superfine bat grain ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm \\WHAT'S WITH ALL TH' SIGNS? HE DON'T KNOW THAT'S FOR MAGNIFYIN'?\\ Astrotrain 8:32 pm it helps him remember i mean they had to label the bat ladder Windchill 8:33 pm What a beautiful boat. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm [[At least he knows how to stick to a theme.]] *Quickly nudges Tarantulas. Shrink, shrink.* Astrotrain 8:34 pm needs more batwings Res 8:34 pm Flying faster than boating Tarantulas 8:34 pm *aw shit hold on, tarantulas has a Bad Feeling, he's definitely gonna - yyyyep* Astrotrain 8:34 pm starscram the deceptican)) Windchill 8:34 pm Flying's faster than most things. Tarantulas 8:34 pm *now there's just a pile of snacks on the floor, sorry for the cleanup later sw* Astrotrain 8:34 pm *what clean up* *omnomnom* Res 8:35 pm *tries to snatch treats from Astrotrain* :V Windchill 8:35 pm I'm gonna have to practice my quacking, it seems. Res 8:35 pm *flops his wing over Astrotrain's face, problem solved* Astrotrain 8:35 pm *bites wing* Whirl 8:35 pm

ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm *Soundwave lifts his feet away from the two wrestling over snacks* Res 8:35 pm *jokes on you, he has brothers with razor mouths* *kicks Astrotrain and transforms into robot mode* Astrotrain 8:36 pm *he has a sort of razor mouth!! but this is fair* Res 8:36 pm NO bite ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm *And props them up on his feelers* Res 8:36 pm Bad manners Whirl 8:36 pm ((y'all can't hear me right......)) Me 8:36 pm ((nop)) Astrotrain 8:36 pm i saw em first i got dibs Windchill 8:36 pm (( Nope! )) Res 8:36 pm Me Swoop have better optics Maybe swoop see first huh Windchill 8:36 pm I guess that explains the explosion... Me 8:36 pm ((oh how nice, batman and robin are pro-shark)) Astrotrain 8:36 pm *SHOVES TREATS DIRECTLY IN MOUTH* THEYRE GONE Res 8:37 pm *BOPS* Me 8:37 pm ((i mean, except when the sharks are biting them)) Whirl 8:37 pm ((WOO)) Astrotrain 8:37 pm *too late, they are gone* Tarantulas 8:37 pm *sad spide is sad to see his snacks get scarfed* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm //They got Mirage locked up in a--? Oh.// Astrotrain 8:37 pm ...... did... did you intend for them to see the giant penguin head Windchill 8:37 pm I love that outer underwear. Res 8:37 pm *raspberries @astrotrain* Astrotrain 8:38 pm *sticks messy glossa out at* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[At least it isn't Jazz.]] Res 8:38 pm *RASPBERRIES INTENSIFY* Me 8:38 pm *doesn't even react to the giant magnet* Whirl 8:38 pm *creeps on over to his usual table* Windchill 8:39 pm Whirl! *WAILS.* Whirl 8:39 pm What's all this, then? *GENUINELY JUMPS* Windchill 8:39 pm You missed the batcopter! Astrotrain 8:39 pm bats and buoys bat buoys ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *...Well, that's odd. Prowl usually shows SOME interest...* Whirl 8:39 pm Damn. Ain't that always the way. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Soundwave casually lets his hand touch the couch so the spide can climb up for better view if he wishes* Astrotrain 8:40 pm rip bat buoy Me 8:40 pm *just kind of apathetically slouched.* Windchill 8:41 pm ...What. Me 8:41 pm ((WHAT)) Windchill 8:41 pm *Covers his face and snickers.* Astrotrain 8:41 pm so that was that porpoise's.... porpoise ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm //Whaaaaaaat.// Windchill 8:41 pm An actual porpoise wasn't in the budget. Res 8:41 pm kehehhehheheh Bevel 8:41 pm *laughs* Res 8:41 pm Porpoise Bevel 8:41 pm *tuning in and out whenever there's a really bad joke* Windchill 8:41 pm *points.* Classified Waste. Astrotrain 8:42 pm *points at self?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm //Heh.// Whirl 8:42 pm *snickers and plops himself down* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm *Soundwave isn't going to pester Prowl about his mood because he doesn't want to be accused of fussing, but he's taking note of this non-responsiveness.* Tarantulas 8:42 pm *tarantulas is gonna decline the offer sw, no touchie right now, but he WILL touch if he wants to talk* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm //Yo, Whirl.// *Rumble flicks a snack at him.* Windchill 8:43 pm *Brows furrow.* Res 8:43 pm *paps Astrotrain's cheek* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm \\HOW THE -FRAG-.\\ Astrotrain 8:43 pm that's a talented missile Res 8:43 pm KEHEHHHEH what??????? How sky write EXPLOSION? *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat* Astrotrain 8:44 pm .................... robin Bevel 8:44 pm ...what? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[A sp--what.]] Whirl 8:44 pm *his claw snaps up and he catches it* What's up? Astrotrain 8:44 pm obviously Windchill 8:44 pm Catalyst. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm //Where were ya?// Astrotrain 8:44 pm ok but how do sparrows hold machine guns ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[Wouldn't that be the same sum as any other rectangle?]] Astrotrain 8:44 pm wings?? Bevel 8:45 pm Hey, Whirl! Res 8:45 pm *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATPATPAPATPAT* Astrotrain 8:45 pm *PATS BACK* Res 8:45 pm :V Astrotrain 8:45 pm what do you WANT Res 8:45 pm Me Swoop have question ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *Glance. Is even the bad math going to be unremarked on?* Astrotrain 8:45 pm fat birds with a machine gun what Whirl 8:45 pm *waves to Bevel--with the snack in his hand* hey, think fast! *gonna toss it to her* Res 8:45 pm Uh forgot ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *D:* [[Why explode an octopus?]] Res 8:45 pm wait Bevel 8:45 pm *fumbles it slightly but manages to keep it from hitting the floor* Astrotrain 8:46 pm because penguin hates fish Whirl 8:46 pm Nice. Res 8:46 pm you Astrotrain go space flying. Yah? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[An octopus is not a FISH.]] Whirl 8:46 pm *and will spare Windchill a bob as an official greeting as well* Astrotrain 8:46 pm sometimes, yeah? penguin hates octopuses Res 8:46 pm What like? Movie rocket explode. Astrotain don't explode. Yet! Kehehehhe. Windchill 8:47 pm *Gives Whirl a coy wave.* Astrotrain 8:47 pm been there, done that, bought the t shirt Res 8:47 pm Exploding? Or space? SPACE exploding? 😃 Astrotrain 8:47 pm exploding ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm ((i love that he refused to shave and they had to color his mustache)) Astrotrain 8:47 pm ...... kind of in space? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm ((it's so ridiculous)) Astrotrain 8:48 pm space is basically like...... atmosphere flying but better Me 8:48 pm ((it is)) Res 8:48 pm How better ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm [[It's not better. It's cold.]] Astrotrain 8:48 pm no air resistance Res 8:48 pm No resistance sound boring. Not feel fast. Yah? Astrotrain 8:49 pm it feels very fast it feels like freedom Res 8:49 pm *chews on his claw tip* Me Swoop not cold. Because fire, FWOOSH! But no space fire. Hmmm. How cold COLD? Windchill 8:50 pm ACCESS to BATCAVE via BATPOLE. Bevel 8:50 pm Batpole Astrotrain 8:50 pm there's not really a good comparison.... what Windchill 8:50 pm ..Batpole... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm *A BANANA?* Astrotrain 8:50 pm ballpoint banana on the batpole thE ONLY POSSIBLE ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[The only possible!?]] Res 8:50 pm keheheheee Bevel 8:51 pm These are really bad riddles. Res 8:51 pm *isn't trying to solve the riddles but is loving all the reactions* Astrotrain 8:51 pm what about attack bananas Res 8:51 pm *watches the room, not the movie* *unless the movie starts killing people* *in which case movie time* Me 8:51 pm *the riddles make no sense* Astrotrain 8:51 pm they're jiddles joke riddles Res 8:51 pm Oh them live in cave too :> Bevel 8:51 pm Ha. Me 8:51 pm *are the riddles that bad or are prowl's logic centers that fried* Bevel 8:52 pm *they're that bad* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *They're really THAT BAD.* Astrotrain 8:52 pm *pokes his perching dinobot* you shouuuuld ask someone to take you to space to see for yourself Windchill 8:52 pm *The solutions are even worse than the riddles themselves.* Me 8:52 pm *no, clearly prowl's brain is operating at too low a level to make sense of them.* Astrotrain 8:52 pm tag urself i'm [accordion continues])) Res 8:52 pm Us go to space? :> Astrotrain 8:53 pm well-- i mean-- it doesn't have to be me d'you want it to be me?? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm //They got a curtain that big?// Res 8:53 pm Cosmos all small Me 8:53 pm *slouches more* Res 8:53 pm Omega Supreme never play with Dinobots Skyfire uhhhh do Skyfire stuff Astrotrain 8:54 pm are they gonna frick though Res 8:54 pm Frick? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Glance. ... Hfff.* *This new development can't go through quick enough.* Bevel 8:54 pm Batcat. *giggles at her own joke* Windchill 8:54 pm She can slide up and down that batpole. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[Mechs, please. We do have a newbuild in the room.]] Me 8:55 pm (("no comment," he says. translation: they're already fricking.)) Astrotrain 8:55 pm she's going for the ballpoint banana damn it Whirl 8:55 pm *whispers at Windchill* So, what's... going on? I gather there's some kind of viviglante? Res 8:55 pm Newbuild *huffs* 😶 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm //Sure, start a date on lies. That ain't gonna go wrong.// Astrotrain 8:56 pm they're both full of it this worked out a little better in that other movie with the penguin funeral ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm \\I REMEMBER THAT ONE.\\ Windchill 8:56 pm *Raises a brow, but at least whispers in return.* What do you mean? Whirl 8:56 pm O--I--*SNICKERS* That THING. Windchill 8:56 pm Um. Astrotrain 8:56 pm *snORT* Res 8:56 pm what blink thing? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm //Now THAT'S Ravage.// =Get slagged.= Whirl 8:57 pm Can you do that with your eyes, Ravage? *rapidly blinks his own optic by way of demonstration* Me 8:57 pm ............ jet pack... umbrellas...... Res 8:57 pm :> 😕 Astrotrain 8:57 pm this batbruce would get shredded by the other catwoman..... honestly this one too Res 8:58 pm 😕 😕 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm *Ravage turns his nose up. He's not dignifying that.* Astrotrain 8:58 pm eat his face Me 8:58 pm ... jet pack umbrellas............... Whirl 8:58 pm *continues to be his own personal strobe light* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm *Rumble falls off the back of the couch laughing* Bevel 8:58 pm I want one of these. Astrotrain 8:58 pm ....... same Windchill 8:58 pm ...I can't deal with that. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm *From behind the couch:* //It's like the Boss wit' no wings.// Me 8:59 pm *silently mouthes "jet pack umbrellas"* Astrotrain 8:59 pm you didn't even disrobe, bruce what are you even doing Res 8:59 pm This boring. Fight better. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl. Did he get stuck on a loop?* Astrotrain 9:00 pm hide your batpole Me 9:00 pm *hides face in hands* Res 9:00 pm :V :> Windchill 9:00 pm Finally. Whirl 9:00 pm *times his optic flashes to the brass instruments* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *........Is he laughing? Is that going to be a laugh? Or is that a "Primus why"? Attentive watching, here.* Astrotrain 9:00 pm okay but why is the joker wearing a mask... Res 9:00 pm Kehehheehee Whirl 9:01 pm Damn, right when I was getting the hang of it. Astrotrain 9:01 pm BLESS MY DUSTPAN Me 9:01 pm *mumbles brokenly* jet pack umbrellas Bevel 9:01 pm Bless my dustpan. Windchill 9:01 pm Bat Rope. Wow. Res 9:01 pm ((swoop is not remotely old enough for the jokes I want to make)) Astrotrain 9:01 pm becaUSE you ALREADY CAUGHT HIM listen i wanna see the octopus ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Gently pats Prowl's leg. There, there. It can only get sillier.* Res 9:02 pm Keheheheh them should test Me Swoop want to see Funny trap PFF Windchill 9:02 pm *Cackles.* Astrotrain 9:02 pm ..... i wanna see that too ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Rumble tries to get back over the couch and falls off again* *He's loving this too much.* Res 9:03 pm Her not good at masks Astrotrain 9:03 pm you can get a lot done in 2 minutes Bevel 9:03 pm *offers servo to pull Rumble up* Res 9:03 pm Swoop can kill all them in 2 minutes, definately ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *He'll take that.* Whirl 9:04 pm So, who're these guys? The mooks in the costume? Bevel 9:04 pm *hauls him up* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm //Crimefightin' types. Batman 'n Robin. Like that movie Blurr got last time.// Whirl 9:05 pm I meant the dudes around the phone--these guys! One of 'em looks familiar, at least. Astrotrain 9:05 pm the best part o fthe movie honestly that's what they are ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm //Oh. Uh, Joker, Riddler, 'n ... what's the bird guy. Duck? Chicken?// Whirl 9:05 pm Chicken? Astrotrain 9:05 pm p.n.gwynne Whirl 9:05 pm Well, his name i s Chicken NOW. Windchill 9:06 pm Chicken is the perfect supervillain name. Res 9:06 pm Him bad at headbutts keheh Whirl 9:06 pm If I ever decide to turn in my badge and lead the life of a criminal... that's gonna be my alias. Windchill 9:06 pm Chicken? Res 9:06 pm Why chicken? Astrotrain 9:06 pm ........ is it because of the legs *glances at chicken legs* Res 9:06 pm !!!!!!!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm \\HOLY FRAAHAHAHAAH\\ Whirl 9:06 pm *bursts out laughing* Astrotrain 9:06 pm aww, no visible octopus Whirl 9:06 pm OH NO They thre HIS DOLL in THE WATER! Windchill 9:07 pm *Briefly thinks to append that with 'fingers,' but thinks better of it.* Astrotrain 9:07 pm and then he was eaten by a porpoise Res 9:07 pm Porpoise is dolphin :> Bevel 9:07 pm A porpoise with a special purpose. Whirl 9:07 pm ((gotta refresh, one sec)) Astrotrain 9:07 pm a very hungry dolphin Res 9:08 pm Me Swoop am veryhungry Because Astrotrain eat snacks ItsyBitsySpyers 9:08 pm [[Then get snacks. There are still plenty left.]] Astrotrain 9:08 pm myeh myeh myeh Whirl 9:08 pm I had a snack, earlier. I would've given it to you. Res 9:08 pm *flops pitifully* Astrotrain 9:08 pm *completely unmoved* Me 9:08 pm *prowl's face was buried in his hands. now he's lost. why was everyone laughing* Bevel 9:08 pm *throws an extra snack at Swoop* Res 9:08 pm :V Whirl 9:08 pm Oh, his name is Duck. Res 9:08 pm : > *nom nom nom* Whirl 9:08 pm He keeps quacking. Windchill 9:08 pm That means you can keep Chicken for yourself! Bevel 9:09 pm Quack quack. Res 9:09 pm Chirp :> Windchill 9:09 pm Her...Her eyebrows. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *You could ask, Prowl, but it wouldn't be much better than jet pack umbrellas* Astrotrain 9:09 pm what are you going to do to guinea pigs Me 9:09 pm *he thinks he'll just sit here being baffled* Astrotrain 9:09 pm OH ITS PEOPLE Res 9:09 pm Her carly say guinea pigs means testing stuff ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[They do not look like pigs at all.]] Astrotrain 9:10 pm DUDE i'd be down for insta-whiskey Windchill 9:10 pm Oh no are they gonna get mummified? Astrotrain 9:10 pm ....... probably not dude whiskey Res 9:10 pm Whiskey meanss... Windchill 9:10 pm CAT LITTER? Astrotrain 9:10 pm you know they're dead Res 9:10 pm Dead 😮 Whirl 9:10 pm Instant goon: just add water. Astrotrain 9:10 pm whiskey is human highgrade ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm //So that's how th' Autobots did it.// Astrotrain 9:10 pm pretty good if you're.. y'know a human ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm *Snickers* Astrotrain 9:11 pm .......... now lick it Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop am pterodactyl Astrotrain 9:11 pm lick exactly one ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm \\DON'T SNEEZE.\\ Windchill 9:11 pm TERRIFYING THRUST Res 9:11 pm Slag licks anything Astrotrain 9:11 pm that guy is full of smoke now Windchill 9:11 pm *WHEEZES.* Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop dare him all the time Bevel 9:11 pm Ew no licking Whirl 9:11 pm I'm gonna second Bevel's request. Astrotrain 9:11 pm kinky Whirl 9:12 pm Not unless you wanna lose your tongu. *tongue Windchill 9:12 pm Can I lick? *Raises hand.* Astrotrain 9:12 pm dick's parking only Whirl 9:12 pm You can lick OTHER THINGS. Not me. Astrotrain 9:12 pm wink wonk Windchill 9:12 pm Fair enough. Res 9:13 pm ((i cannot)) Astrotrain 9:13 pm *sticks glossa out at screen* Whirl 9:13 pm This anti-liquor propaganda makes me wanna drink. Windchill 9:13 pm Do it, I support this. Astrotrain 9:13 pm *offers highgrade* Res 9:13 pm ?? Astrotrain 9:13 pm bat pellets Res 9:13 pm *grabby hands at astrotrain* Astrotrain 9:13 pm nO Res 9:13 pm Astrotain have treats Whirl 9:13 pm I've got no--oh, hey. Thanks. *he'll hop up and trot over to grab it* Astrotrain 9:13 pm *pls save it from the newbuild* Whirl 9:14 pm *all for Whirl, ALL FOR ME* Astrotrain 9:14 pm oH MY GOD THIS SCENE)) Whirl 9:14 pm (9THIS IS ALREADY AMAZING)) Windchill 9:14 pm (( I'm READY. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm *Soundwave nudges Prowl. He's seen this bit before.* Res 9:14 pm It wheeljack Whirl 9:15 pm *returns with his prize; he probably can't taste this stuff, but at last he'll get drunk* Me 9:15 pm *??* Windchill 9:15 pm *Whirl will need it.* Whirl 9:15 pm Pfft. Astrotrain 9:15 pm let the guy catapult it out of his boompah ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm *This seems like the kind of humor he liked in the past, and all.* Whirl 9:15 pm *steadily snickering louder* Windchill 9:15 pm When is it going to blow? Res 9:15 pm keehehehhehheee Windchill 9:15 pm The nuns again! Bevel 9:15 pm Ducks Res 9:15 pm *cheeps* Windchill 9:16 pm *Quacks.* Me 9:16 pm *why doesn't he just throw it in any of the massive expanses of empty water* Res 9:16 pm KEHEHEHHEHEE ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm //Lemme guess, 'nother porpoise.// Whirl 9:16 pm Here lies the Batman. *toasts the screen* Windchill 9:16 pm That was beautiful. *Wipes an optic.* Whirl 9:16 pm He scared him. On. O-on. Windchill 9:16 pm HOLY HEART FAILURE. Astrotrain 9:16 pm HOLY HEART FAILURE Whirl 9:16 pm *he;s trying to resist. He can't. He's lost* Res 9:16 pm Riff raff? Whirl 9:16 pm He scared him on porpoise. Astrotrain 9:16 pm "they may be salvaged" fuck you batman Windchill 9:17 pm WHIRL. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm *Rumble screeches* Res 9:17 pm KEHEHHHEHEHHHEEEE Whirl 9:17 pm I'm not proud of myself. Windchill 9:17 pm *Rocks forward in his seat, helm between his knees.* Whirl 9:17 pm I'll accept my punishment. *gets chugging* Windchill 9:17 pm You should be... Astrotrain 9:18 pm .... humans identify each other with their eyeball vessels?? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm //How's he s'posed to get that? Pull an eye out?// Astrotrain 9:18 pm maybe Windchill 9:18 pm Humans identify each other with all sorts of things. Whirl 9:19 pm *speaks while he's still chugging* Too bad they can't do it by scent. It's even more unique. Res 9:19 pm Grimlock can smell :> Astrotrain 9:19 pm do they ahve a forget me stick for when the bat gas doesn't work ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm //Yeah. It's called a baseball bat.// Bevel 9:20 pm Bat Batbat Whirl 9:20 pm *SNRKS* Windchill 9:20 pm Clearly marked. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:20 pm *Rumble bows* Bevel 9:20 pm *claps* Res 9:20 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:20 pm *removes his now-empty glass and clicks his claws like a beatnik snapping by way of applause* Astrotrain 9:20 pm ........... did you carry them in your pants Windchill 9:21 pm That's what I would do. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm \\IS THAT A HENCHMAN IN YER POCKET OR ARE YA HAPPY TO SEE ME?\\ Whirl 9:21 pm Hey, yeah, it WAS instant good. *goon *SNRKS AGAIN* Astrotrain 9:21 pm *sNORT* Res 9:21 pm Them not look like pirates ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm [[...Why is the heavy water in the same container as their drinking water.]] Astrotrain 9:22 pm they're fucking dead, guys Res 9:22 pm *yaaawns and streeeetches* *wings everywhere* Windchill 9:22 pm Tragic. Astrotrain 9:22 pm casual goon murder Whirl 9:22 pm Maybe they're in one of our universes. Res 9:22 pm *smacks Astrotrain* Astrotrain 9:22 pm wHAT Res 9:22 pm Hi Astrotrain 9:22 pm dont listen to them, duck Res 9:23 pm kehehhee him bad at climbing Windchill 9:23 pm That's a huge pill. Astrotrain 9:23 pm that could have been bat poison Res 9:24 pm Birdmobile :V Bevel 9:24 pm anti-Penguin gas pill Windchill 9:24 pm The batcopter! Whirl 9:24 pm Oh, hey, I might get to see it after all. Windchill 9:24 pm *Sits up and claps.* Bevel 9:24 pm He is really good namer. Astrotrain 9:24 pm your batcycle is too small ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm //He's 'bout as good as Megatron was.// Whirl 9:24 pm HA! Windchill 9:24 pm There it is! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm //Dark energon, dark star saber, darkmount...// Whirl 9:24 pm Look at that! Bevel 9:25 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:25 pm Second Halloween costume idea, there. Res 9:25 pm *snickers at Soundwave* Me 9:25 pm *whispers miserably* this is the worst detective work i've ever seen. Bevel 9:25 pm *mimics Megatron* Daaark Energon ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[Agreed. We'll have to remedy that in the fut--]] Astrotrain 9:25 pm heel, riddler ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm *Soft huff. Not bad, Bevel.* [[In the future.]] Whirl 9:26 pm *snickers* Res 9:26 pm That same explode rocket KEH Sloooooooooow rocket ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm //Oh no. It's gonna riddle at 'em.// Whirl 9:26 pm *claw over cockpit* Good night, sweet prince. Windchill 9:26 pm Is he wearing a corset? Res 9:26 pm Upside down helicopter :> Whirl 9:27 pm The green guy? Looks like it. I think he's making it work. Ha! It survived! Windchill 9:27 pm Almost as stylish as the underwear on the outside. Bevel 9:27 pm Perfect landing Windchill 9:27 pm Good job, Batcopter. Me 9:27 pm *groans* *buries face in hands again* Res 9:27 pm kehehehhehhheeeee Explode rocket best writer EVER Tarantulas 9:28 pm (( ...egg Astrotrain 9:28 pm egg ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm ((i was waiting for you tbh)) Whirl 9:28 pm An egg... all out hope for the future. I. Okay I. Windchill 9:28 pm Egg, container of all our hopes for the future. *Hand over spark.* Whirl 9:28 pm ...that's. Astrotrain 9:28 pm i liked the sparrow with a machine gun better Bevel 9:28 pm Applesauce egg Whirl 9:28 pm Well, okay, maybe for YOU, I get it. Windchill 9:28 pm *He's buying into it, leave him alone.* Bevel 9:28 pm The sparrow one was really funny. Me 9:28 pm *prowl can't take this movie* *he's going to die here* Whirl 9:29 pm *peers* Yep. One hundred percent a corset. You should be him for Halloween. Res 9:29 pm What corset? Astrotrain 9:29 pm *we'll give u a proper burial* Me 9:29 pm ((lmao. that pirate giving catwoman a Look as she meows)) Whirl 9:29 pm The green guy whose name I can't be bothered to remember. Me 9:29 pm ((the only normal person in the movie)) Windchill 9:29 pm (( Me too, pirate. Me too. )) I don't think anyone here wants to wear that amount of green. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm *Ouch.* Res 9:30 pm Lady have fluff Ravage Astrotrain 9:30 pm you ... you gassed yourself, dude Res 9:30 pm kehehehhehhhhh guards FLOP ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm //Primus frag my vents hu-u-u-urrrrt hahahaaaa...// Windchill 9:31 pm Eheheh. Res 9:31 pm KEHEH Whirl 9:31 pm I mean, the real horror would be seeing any oe of us encased in spandex. Bevel 9:31 pm Maybe he has an anti-Penguin gas pill to Astrotrain 9:31 pm best door stop Res 9:31 pm Him have cygar ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm [[This looks familiar.]] Astrotrain 9:32 pm they don't even care Whirl 9:32 pm Wow. Bevel 9:32 pm Too busy yelling. Windchill 9:32 pm How useless. Whirl 9:32 pm These guys deserve to be dehydrated. Res 9:32 pm Maybe them bored of table Blub blub Whirl 9:33 pm They're not fit to lead a WALTZ, much less a country. Windchill 9:33 pm Imagine if we all moved like Catwoman. All the time. Res 9:34 pm Waltz iiiis... music thing Astrotrain 9:34 pm what are you talking about i totally move like that Whirl 9:34 pm It's a dance. Bevel 9:34 pm ...He read the whole sign until he found the one in English that said Up ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm [[Heavily guarded? That was heavily guarded?]] Res 9:34 pm Dance ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *He hopes Debris poses more trouble than that.* Whirl 9:35 pm (we're gonna dehydrate springer)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm ((HAHAHA)) Me 9:35 pm *why would you hope for that, soundwave* Astrotrain 9:35 pm heee the little flippers ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Because if it's too easy, it's a trap.* Windchill 9:35 pm I think they can safely let this one go, that council was as useless as any other. Res 9:35 pm *flexes his toesies* Whirl 9:36 pm Agreed. Windchill 9:36 pm That's a lot of pigeons? Astrotrain 9:36 pm *glances at swoop* .... *just gonna.... casually... HEADLOCK* Res 9:36 pm !!!! Astrotrain 9:36 pm *attempts to flip n pin* *in order to sit on him* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm //The binocularssss...// Res 9:37 pm *immediately elbows for the solar plexus* Whirl 9:37 pm ...*hangs his head* Do. You mean. *deep sigh* Batnoculars? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm //Oh no.// *WHEEEEZE* Bevel 9:38 pm *laughs* Whirl 9:38 pm I don't know why this keeps happening. Heqet is working through me, clearly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm \\PRAISE.\\ Whirl 9:38 pm Praise! Astrotrain 9:38 pm *STILL GONNA TRY TO PIN THE DINOBOT OW fucK* *will be fine w/ just headlocking tbh* Windchill 9:39 pm LEAVE them, please. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm //What's the big deal? They sink it, the water gets in, they get fixed.// Res 9:39 pm *THRASHES and chatters, no words but LOTS of noise* *he's not allowed to do any of the things he'd normally do right now to a con, so sad, just gonna have to be the wiggliest worm* Astrotrain 9:40 pm *do u mean like MURDER HIM bc he'd be somewhat ok with the full Experience rn* are you still bored, kid? Windchill 9:41 pm Full thrust bat speed. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm \\HOW FAST IS BAT SPEED?\\ Astrotrain 9:41 pm maximum batdrive Res 9:41 pm *loudly blames Soundwave in his head for making him not just win this wrestling match outright, Astrotrain doesn't need all his fingers, does he?* *gnaws anyway* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm *Will take the blame. He's got a reputation to maintain.* Astrotrain 9:42 pm wOW PENGUIN *asserts his dominance by biting swoop's head a little bit before letting go* Res 9:43 pm *HEADBUTTS* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *And here come separation feelers.* Me 9:43 pm *mumbles* bat charges Windchill 9:43 pm *Tries to not be envious that there was wrestling on without HIM.* Astrotrain 9:44 pm *is completely fine w/ this* *probably bit the shit out of his own mouth on the way out* Res 9:44 pm *raspberries at Astrotrain all the way over to wherever Soundwave puts him* Windchill 9:44 pm *Optics go WIDE.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm *He puts Swoop by Bird. It seems the easiest way.* Astrotrain 9:44 pm *will resume a slightly further away place on the floor??* Windchill 9:45 pm SPLOOSH. Res 9:45 pm *this is by far the easiest way* Hi Bird hi You Bird better fighter than movie bird :? *:> ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm {{Best fighter.}} Astrotrain 9:45 pm right in the aft Res 9:45 pm Kersploosh! keheheh Windchill 9:46 pm Green dude keeps getting dunked. Oh my GOD. Astrotrain 9:46 pm he likes to swim blurp Res 9:46 pm blurp Windchill 9:46 pm Rescue the cat! Bevel 9:46 pm Catwoman wins ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm [[Why is he opening an umbrella IN the water??]] Res 9:47 pm KEH her terrible at running away Astrotrain 9:47 pm that was the... fakest fall Windchill 9:47 pm Her heels aren't as powerful as MINE obviously. Astrotrain 9:47 pm dude you didn't even get to banana base Res 9:47 pm Banana base? Whirl 9:47 pm *antenna perks a bit* Res 9:47 pm *is imagining something VERY different* Bevel 9:47 pm *snickers* Astrotrain 9:48 pm don't talk about yourself like that bats Whirl 9:48 pm Plaisir d'Amour, I think. Astrotrain 9:48 pm i thought you'd be human flotsam Windchill 9:48 pm Dramatic. Res 9:48 pm Him catch it keheh No run away, tubes KAH! Windchill 9:49 pm Good. Res 9:49 pm Broke Astrotrain 9:49 pm rip put em all together frankenhuman Windchill 9:49 pm Awww. Boy...Wonder... Res 9:51 pm ((good lord XD)) Astrotrain 9:51 pm over his lil bat ears Whirl 9:51 pm *snickers* Res 9:52 pm Him audios small Astrotrain 9:52 pm you didn't even acknowledge him rude Windchill 9:53 pm Um. Astrotrain 9:53 pm ... still hoping for a frankenhuman Whirl 9:53 pm *shakes head* Still too much trouble for that useless lot. Windchill 9:53 pm Won't they rehydrate on top of that junk though? Res 9:53 pm Them mix dust together, human gestalt Windchill 9:53 pm That too. Astrotrain 9:54 pm *holds up waterhose* a solemn moment, gentlemen)) Windchill 9:54 pm It sounds like a leaky toilet. Me 9:55 pm ((*holds up waterhose while wearing a funny-looking bat mask*)) Astrotrain 9:56 pm inconspicously Windchill 9:56 pm Yeah just give yourself the credit for messing that one up. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm *THROUGH THE WINDOW IS INCONSPICUOUS!?* Me 9:56 pm (("let's go. but inconspicuously, through the window," says the grown man in a bat costume)) Bevel 9:57 pm Only leaving because they fragged up. Astrotrain 9:57 pm yep Res 9:57 pm Jump out windows fun :> Astrotrain 9:57 pm bat rope away from your problems ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm [[They could have held a press conference announcing their departure and nobody would have noticed.]] Astrotrain 9:57 pm .... aren't a lot of these people dead :c)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((unfortunately)) Windchill 9:58 pm That was magical. Whirl 9:58 pm That sure was something. Astrotrain 9:58 pm i think it's time to leave, inconspicuously, out of the window Res 9:58 pm kehehh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[NOT THROUGH THE WINDOW.]] Res 9:58 pm You Astrotrain need BIG window Break down wall instead :> ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[...We don't -have- windows.]] [[AND NOT THE WALL.]] Astrotrain 9:59 pm oh Whirl 9:59 pm ((my contribution to this movie night: https://gyazo.com/21cdadb5891895f04528c8ec228267d2 )) Astrotrain 9:59 pm i GUESS i can leave out the door like a FOOL Bevel 9:59 pm [[QUACK Res 9:59 pm kehehheeeheee Whirl 9:59 pm ((it's going oin the blog)) Me 9:59 pm *... they call that a gift? mixing a dozen people's minds together?* Windchill 9:59 pm (( Thank u... )) Whirl 9:59 pm (( 😎 )) Res 9:59 pm *quacks* :> Astrotrain 10:00 pm *gently baps swoop and nods to bevel* Windchill 10:00 pm *Quacks too!* Whirl 10:00 pm *pauses, tilts head, and then quacks. But it's a passable imitation of a real duck* Bevel 10:00 pm *grins and waves* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *... ok i guess a parting quack* Res 10:00 pm *would flip Astrotrain off with a grin if he was older, instead settles for more raspberries* Astrotrain 10:00 pm * a MAJESTIC onr* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Frenzy waves to Astrotrain.* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *OH YEAH A SMALL NOOGIE FOR U* Whirl 10:00 pm Seeya, Bevel! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *YELP* Windchill 10:00 pm *Quacks quietly.* Astrotrain 10:00 pm *TACTICAL ROLL OUT THE DOOR* Res 10:01 pm Bird You get windows For fly out of ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm {{Noooo. Dangerous.}} Res 10:02 pm What dangerous? Windows fun :> *and by windows, the child who lives in a cave means high up holes you can jump out of* Whirl 10:02 pm *streeetches and leans back. He's only now getting that pleasant alcohol buzz; serves him right for being late* Windchill 10:03 pm *Leans over to quack at Whirl. This is it, this is how you die.* *Quacked, to DEATH.* Whirl 10:03 pm *quacks back. Once again, Whirl's is a shockingly accurate duck sound* Bevel 10:04 pm *settles on floor to enjoy all the space Astrotrain left behind* Me 10:04 pm *do you have to make that noise* Windchill 10:04 pm *Honks, like a GOOSE.* Whirl 10:04 pm *snickers* Me 10:04 pm *prowl's mind is quacking up over here* Whirl 10:04 pm ((my god)) Windchill 10:04 pm *Flaps his arms.* Res 10:04 pm *chitters at all the bird noises* Windchill 10:04 pm *He's going FULL QUACKED.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:05 pm *Bird contributes her own horrible little caw before rattling her plates and settling down again* Windchill 10:05 pm *Quack, quack, honk!* Res 10:05 pm *squacks, which turns into a cackle and a rattle of his own* Bevel 10:05 pm *debates noises, opts for a meow before going back to what remain of her snacks* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm *Ravage nods in Bevel's direction* Whirl 10:06 pm *that's a good idea, Bevel. Whirl squints* *deep breath* *ad then makes the tiniest, softest meow* Windchill 10:07 pm *Looks DISGUSTED at the both of them. All this meowing, horrid!* *Traitors!* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm *Ravage sets up a satisfied rumble. Bird looks betrayed.* Whirl 10:07 pm *meowing continues* Bevel 10:07 pm *grins* Windchill 10:07 pm *Hisses like an angry swan.* Res 10:07 pm *is with you all the way Bird* Windchill 10:07 pm *Which is really just a fancy goose.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm *You better be* *Soundwave just shakes his head a little* Res 10:07 pm Us flying now? *bounces* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm {{Good. We leave dumb cat noising.}} Res 10:08 pm Yah! :> ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm *Nyoom* Whirl 10:08 pm Okay, okay. I'm done. Res 10:08 pm *whooosh!* Whirl 10:08 pm No more noise imitations for tonight, except for me imitating my own voice, which is just. Standard. Bevel 10:08 pm Boring. Windchill 10:08 pm Your pure, angelic voice. Those dulcet tones. Bevel 10:09 pm Changing voices is fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm [[Agreed.]] Whirl 10:09 pm *rolls his optic at Windchill* Yeah, it is. I got good at it. Windchill 10:09 pm *Sticks his tongue out.* Bevel 10:09 pm I can do it best, Soundwave. 😃 Whirl 10:10 pm I dunno, I'm PRETTY GOOD. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[Best -naturally.-]] He motions to her. [[Go on, then. A sample.]] [[You'll see, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:10 pm You guys should duke it out. Then I punch the winner. Whirl 10:10 pm *folds is claws on the table before him and adopts an exaggeratedly attentive posture* Windchill 10:11 pm *He demonstrates by slamming a fist into his own palm.* Whirl 10:11 pm ...also were you... were you saying you're the best, naturally? Or she was? I couldn't tell. Bevel 10:11 pm *clears throat and transforms into Whirl, only purple because no one wants to confuse the entire room* I dunno, I'm PRETTY GOOD. Windchill 10:12 pm *Curls lip immediately.* Whirl 10:12 pm *LAUGHS* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:12 pm *Soundwave trembles. Hard.* Whirl 10:12 pm What the hell, mech! That's... I mean I knew about the whole thing-- *waves at her* But, damn. Also, I look better in purple than I thought I would. Windchill 10:13 pm *No comment.* Me 10:13 pm *looks up to see what everyone is laughing at* Whirl 10:13 pm *it's Prowl's worst nightmare* Me 10:13 pm *..............................* *he's so confused. what's happening. what.* *he's just BAFFLED is what.* Whirl 10:13 pm Okay, I MIGHT be able to get your voice. The only thing I can't do is get my voice very deep. Say something in your normal voice. Me 10:14 pm *he does not comprehend what is happening* Bevel 10:14 pm *so sorry Prowl* Me 10:14 pm ... i've gotta go home. Whirl 10:14 pm Seeya, Prowl. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm [[So soon...? As you wish.]] Windchill 10:14 pm *Wouldn't wanna be ya.* Me 10:15 pm *quietly stands and walks to the exit* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm @Prowl: (txt): Presence: comforting. Return when able, willing. Bevel 10:15 pm *still purple Whirl but now in her own voice* Bye, Prowl Windchill 10:15 pm *Hand shoots up.* We should get a picture of this. Photo evidence. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[He's here, isn't he?]] Whirl 10:15 pm *squints* Bye. Byyye. Bye? *he's a little off, but getting pretty close with each new repetition* Windchill 10:16 pm A picture the rest of us can share, duh. Bevel 10:16 pm Practice more and I bet you could mimic me really well! Whirl 10:16 pm Byyyeee. *very close, at this point; he switches to his usual voice* Yeah, I think I could get it. Bevel 10:17 pm *transforms back to her usual bipedal mode and grins* Totally. Whirl 10:18 pm Again, with this atrocity you call MUSIC. Play the song from the movie Windchill 10:19 pm *Snickers.* Whirl 10:19 pm It's cheesy but it's better than THIS. Bevel 10:19 pm *stretches her arms some in relief, she hasn't really done an all-body shift since arriving back home. forgot how much better she feels after* Windchill 10:19 pm You're so mean, Whirl. Whirl 10:19 pm I'm the meanest. Windchill 10:19 pm You really are. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm *Soundwave taps his fingers thoughtfully* Whirl 10:20 pm Eh, y'know what? Save it. Maybe next time. but don't think I'll forget. Windchill 10:21 pm *Stretches, sprawling out like a starfish, his head disappearing between the back of the chair and his chest.* *Consumed by his own mass.* Whirl 10:22 pm *watches this--and then looks u* *ohh, Soundwave gonna surprise us?* Windchill 10:23 pm What is this alien speech? *Comes the muffled cry from the depths of where his head has vanished.* Bevel 10:24 pm Earth language, yeah. Whirl 10:24 pm It's French, you uncultured quacker. Windchill 10:24 pm The French are aliens, I'm pretty sure. Whirl 10:24 pm *tits his head; he is enjoying this well enough* Windchill 10:24 pm *He saw it in a movie and never looked back. The French are aliens that are suspiciously identical to humans.* Windchill 10:26 pm *Nobody's arguing, so he'll assume it's because there's no argument.* Whirl 10:26 pm Not bad. Me 10:26 pm *... he comes back in. he'd walked outside and suddenly realized he has no idea where he is on Cybertron. it took him a couple of minutes to remember this isn't HIS cybertron.* Whirl 10:26 pm *swivels his helm to look over* The prodigal Prowl returns. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm *Slow helm turn. ???* Windchill 10:27 pm Really? *His head reappears.* Bevel 10:27 pm Welcome back, Prowl Whirl 10:27 pm We managed to strongarm Soundwave into playing actual music. Me 10:27 pm ... Wrong planet. Whirl 10:27 pm ...*SNICKERS* How much have you had to DRINK? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[Ah. Yes.]] Whirl 10:27 pm Because if you forgot THAT it's either too much or not enough. Me 10:27 pm ...... I'm tired. Bevel 10:27 pm @SW - Is Prowl ok? Whirl 10:27 pm *solemn nod* Not enough, then. Me 10:27 pm Probably. Whirl 10:28 pm Get some liquor in you, Prowl. Remedy for all your ills. Me 10:28 pm *gonna head to—where's the space bridge.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm @Bevel : [[He is tired.]] Sorry, bun. He's not spilling those beans. Me 10:28 pm No. That's a bad idea. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm @Prowl: (txt): Reminder: Prowl, holomatter. Bevel 10:29 pm @SW - Ok. *ah well* Me 10:29 pm @Soundwave «............... right.» Whirl 10:29 pm It probably is. Do it anyway. Life advice for you, from me, free of charge. Me 10:30 pm *Prowl thinks he's probably had enough life advice from Whirl* Windchill 10:30 pm *More for Windchill, then.* Whirl 10:31 pm *any is generally too much* Windchill 10:31 pm *He'll gobble it up until he gets sick.* Bevel 10:31 pm *doesn't have advice aside from 'take a nap' and that seems like stating the obvious or something* Whirl 10:31 pm Mmkay, I'll give all of you a break, now. *hops up and streeetches* Me 10:31 pm No. I'm not going to drink. Whirl 10:31 pm See some of you losers on Wednesday, most likely. Bevel 10:31 pm Bye, Whirl Me 10:32 pm *has the feeling that if he starts now, he might never stop* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[Goodnight, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:32 pm *Waves.* Whirl 10:32 pm G'night, you sorry lot. *bobs his head; the more he insults all of you, the more affectionate he sounds when he says it* Windchill 10:32 pm Bye, sucker. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm @Prowl: (txt): Prowl intends departure still, would prefer time here? Me 10:35 pm @Soundwave «I should go.» Windchill 10:35 pm I'm going to, it's feeding time. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm //Say yo to the grub, huh?// Windchill 10:36 pm *He salutes from his sprawled position.* I will. Bevel 10:36 pm I am gonna go too. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm *Small nod.* [[Take care of yourself.]] Windchill 10:37 pm *He climbs to his feet, ready to VAMOOSE.* Bevel 10:37 pm *hoists herself up from the floor finally and waves goodbye to everyone with a ping of acknowledgement before leaving* Windchill 10:38 pm Byeeeeeee. *And he's gone, done sauntered out.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm @Prowl: Should, want not same. Would accept stay, if intended. However, if desire: home, that: understood. Attempt personal safety maintenance. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm ((and now to be musically silly and not an IC choice)) Me 10:39 pm *dull look. prowl doesn't want ANYTHING.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm *Soundwave shakes his helm a little. Gonna stretch out partially on the couch and motion Prowl over. C'mere.* Me 10:45 pm *hesitates; then decides, why not. what's he going to do if he goes home, anyway?* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:48 pm *Soundwave's going to shoo the others away and gently try to tug the holomatter down there with him. If he succeeds, he'll cross his arms around Prowl's middle and just sorta rest there like that. It's not fussing. It's not leaving him to his misery. It's... -something.-* Me 10:51 pm *allows soundwave to manipulate prowl's holo-puppet* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm *Then unless Prowl has anything else to say or do, Soundwave will stay like that until the music fades out - mostly because he'll have actually fallen asleep back there.* Me 11:10 pm *... is soundwave just... gonna keep holding him* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm *Mmyep. Prowl's been teddy-beared. It seemed non-invasive enough.* Me 11:12 pm *well. ... prowl probably would have felt touched at this show of trust a few weeks ago* *now he doesn't really feel anything* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm *It's okay. If he was concerned about it getting some heartfelt anything he would've made a bigger production of it. Right now it's just a way to give Prowl a bit of company that isn't Constructicons.* *At least until the holo fades.* Me 11:16 pm *it's not gonna fade, it's rude to leave someone while they're sleeping.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm *Well, until he wakes for his next shift, then.*

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