#Horus' thoughts rn: WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO WITH THIS

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[djemsostylist]

Djem's Legion Thoughts

About three years ago my brother joking suggested I read the Horus Heresy, knowing literally nothing about Warhammer. (Literally nothing. I just thought Space Marines were big dudes in armor and I had never heard of Primarchs and I still know nothing of 40k. Have no idea how the Heresy ends--I'm spoiler free babes.) Anyway, what follows are my feelings on each Legion at the following times:

As of midway through Fulgrim

At the end of First Heretic

At the start of the Master of Mankind

Halfway through the Siege

This is very long. I'm not sorry.

Dark Angels

idk I haven’t met them yet, but their name tells me they are either going to be amazing or fucking awful

Um I still dk

God I fucking love these stupid idiots. Like, they are stupid, for sure, but I dunno, I dig their bizarre sort of pseudosecrecy thing. Plus, aesthetically I’m all about weird monk orders. Also, nothing kills me quite like Farith Redloss having anxiety attacks over trying to figure out Lion.

Corswain showing up like the living embodiment of the dude with the pizza where the apartment is on fire is just so deeply on brand for these chucklefucks like, Lion is all “I’m deeply uncomfortable where Imperial Secundus is concerned so instead I’ll just go ahead and attack home planets because that will demoralize the traitors and then I’m Doing My Part” like fam, pretty much all the traitors sans Perturabo are actual literal demons rn and they all had zero qualms betraying their immediate brothers and also the emperor (and Perturabo already fucked over his own) why in the livid fuck would you think this is in any way helpful, but this is Classic Lion and I love him now on account of that one time when he hugged Roboute because he was proud of him and also because he calls all of his sons “Little Brother” bc he is afraid of being a dad and also because I too am deeply avoidant of issues I don’t want to deal with.

Emperor's Children

mostly wonderful, because they are fabulous and also extremely extra, but they have the most ginourmous fuckwad as a Lord Commander, BUT they have a very good boy as another one, so idk really. Plus the whole betrayal thing and the fucking lodges, but they are purple and fabulous, so, +1?

These are the saddest boys ever in the whole world, and they didn’t deserve what happened to them. I loved them all except for Eidolon and they didn’t deserve anything bad to happen to them ever bc they were precious and I loved them. Also Fabius because he was bugnuts and he hurt my boys.

Jesus, I’m so fucking over them all

Honestly I’m so tired

Iron Warriors

I totally confused them with the Iron Hands. Idk even, boring? But Perturabo (while he has a fucking terrible name) also hates Horus so +15

I still know nothing about them, but I think they are buttholes because of the whole Isstvan V thing. Dick move guys, dick move.

I literally can’t. Like, their entire shtick is besieging and being besieged, and then being pissy bc it is what they are good at???? Like, they are literally traitoring bc their dad got a hair up his ass bc he wasn’t a good independent thinker and didn’t think he was allowed to build castles or whatever? Idk they are exhausting except for the ones that aren’t

I still don’t really get them at all except like 99% of them who aren’t named Barabas Dantioch are asshats and are not independent thinkers who are literally still traitoring for reasons unknown except to stick it to the emperor like?? Get an actual culture??? Just literally stop???

White Scars

I dunno, haven’t met them, but since no one else talks about them, I’m gonna guess, boring?

I dunno but they are worried about them hooking up with the Rout so I guess they are cool?

Oh bless your tiny little souls. They are so sweet, and so, so dumb. But sweet.

They are very, very good boys. They don’t have a ton of range per say but their simplicity is sort of the point I think. They are what space marines are supposed to be, and I love them for that

Space Wolves

ehm, oh, I’m sorry, The Rout. Whateverthefuck, they’re boring, over-the-top fuckheads who are giant fucking hypocrites who suck and probably don’t ever shower. Honestly, they rival the Emperor’s Children in extraness, and not in the loveable way. Fucking awful, 0/10.

Okay, honestly, not as awful as some. I mean, hella extra and I hate what they did at Prospero, but in a world full of awful things, we gotta pick and choose.

They are just so, so...Space Wolfy. Bless them they try, and some of them legit crack me up. I’m just not about their aesthetic, you know?

Much like the other fuckups amongst the Loyalists, they are a blunt instrument used for a specific purpose and do better with like...direct instruction. I’m saying they are not the kind to do well with metaphor and also a lack of like, a dad. They need TE:BBA is what I’m saying.

Imperial Fists

Literally only met them briefly, but they seem a good sort. I like their Primarch? -3 tho cause damn that color scheme.

Still good boys.

Omg I love you all, you precious little bbs. They are just so calm and stoic and honestly even though yellow is a hideous color they are literally like Templars and that is fantastic?????

Listen, the amount of love that I have in my heart for these precious, perfect boys is rivaled only by my love for Rogal Dorn, who might possibly be, and I don’t wanna sound dramatic here, be the love of my life but anyway.

Night Lords

idk but their name sounds sick.

Right, these guys are also dicks. I hate them on principle.

Every time I think of them all I can think of is that one video of the goths dancing under the bridge. They are so. Fucking. Extra. Christ alive, get a hobby that isn’t fucking skinning people.

Yeah idk they still mostly suck and to be perfectly honest I’m still not entirely sure what their point was, even pre-heresy? Like what role did psychopaths play in TE:BBA’s plan for a glorious human empire, someone explain

Blood Angels

I dunno cause I’ve only ever met their First Captain (who was consorting with fuckheads) but Sanguinius is literally Top Tier Fabulous, like Prince Extra, so I hope they don’t let me down

I’m still holding out hope. Don’t let me down boys.

OH. MY. GOD. Honestly, kill me, I love them so, so, so, so, so much, it’s a lot. And I suspect something terrible will happen with them but I don’t care because they are perfect. All of them. Wonderful, perfect, lovely, caring boys who love their dad and I love them. Sweet, loving, precious little bbs who occasionally suffer from tragic vampiric tendencies but I don’t love them any less. They better stay perfect forever. If I could, I would be like Sangy and just take them all everywhere with me so that they could always be safe <3 On a less gushy note, I think one of the most important aspects of the Blood Angels (and of their primarch) is that while they acknowledge their differences from unmodified humans, they also love humanity, deeply. They see them as worth fighting for and protecting, and acknowledge that their abilities allow them to create a universe that is safe for the common man to live in. There is a sort of profound love and tenderness that they have for humanity, and I think it really does make a difference in their legion. (That scene is Master of Mankind with the Blood Angel and the Custodian really highlights what I’m saying here.)

Listen, this may sound dramatic, and I don’t wanna like, go over the top, but I would literally die for them, which would seem counterproductive since that is what they do for humanity but the amount of love of I have for this entire legion and one Angel is too big to contain in my heart okay

Iron Hands

I don’t know them well yet, but they seem like good boys overall. I’m sure one of them is bound to be a crazy fucker tho.

They are good boys. I don’t know them very well, but my favorite moment is when Ferrus had to thank Lorgar for his help so he made him a crozius and then threw it at him because he didn’t want to have to talk awkwardly.

Poor sad bbs

No, but really, poor sad bbs

World Eaters

literally terrible people, but I guess when your Dad is bugnuts….

Definitely should have been put down. As in to death. They should have been killed. Probably.

Still fucking crazy. But I love Kharn, and honestly Lotara (who I know isn’t technically a World Eater but close enough.)

No but they probably should have all been just euthanized? I mean not Kharn bc I love him but also like--they are not viable. Long term? Tbh still not entirely sure what TE:BBA’s plan was here with them and Angron (I’m gonna assume something along the lines of ignore it and hope it goes away, since that is mostly his plan for everything)

Ultramarines

probably enormous squares, but tbh in a galaxy with World Eaters and the Rout, we could do with some squares.

Honestly, I have no issues with them. They do their duty, they are loyal. I hope to love them though. They actually believe in colors.

HOLY FUCK DO I LOVE THEM. ALL 200,000 OF THEM. (Which is probably what Roboute thinks tbh.) Like, I literally haven’t met a single one that I don’t adore and love with my whole soul and entire being. They are precious, soft, beautiful bbs who I adore with my whole heart. And who will make great leaders of the world someday I’m so proud. On a less gushy note, much like the Blood Angels, the Ultramarines really have a sort of profound feeling of protection and duty towards humans. They may not always like dealing with them, but Roboute is of the firm belief that they must understand what they are truly fighting for. Saving humanity is not enough, you have to fight for the humans who live there. (See, the one short story where they find a baby and I died.)

No but what you don’t quite get is that I literally love them. Every single individual solitary one of them, and while some may say “But Djem such a thing is impossible you haven’t met every Ultramarine” I need you to understand that the depth of my love for them and their Primarch is such that I know, in my bones, that I don’t need to meet them all to love them okay bc I already do.

Death Guard

Okay, so honestly I wanted to hate them (because BETRAYAL) but tbh its only the First and Second Captains who suck a lot and idk really the rest are sort of tragically precious??

Seriously, what is Mortarion’s issue?

No, seriously, what the fuck is their problem? Get the fuck over it.

Okay, I do feel bad. For Mortarian. Of all the traitors, him I understand the most. However, that being said, while I can understand his issues, I feel like giving yourself over to demons, turning into actual demons, and also turning on and killing your brothers who refused to become said demons makes you terrible awful people who really need to like, die.

Thousand Sons

okay, I fucking love these lame Warrior Monk Priest Wizards who live in a literal glass city with restaurants and teach random people Tai Chi in the park or whatever. Overall 10/10

I am v. worried that they are going to do something dumb like join the rebellion in order to affect change from the inside and then like, adopt demons or something. Pls don’t be dumb boys.

I don’t even fucking--look, I’m just tired okay?

What the fuck Azhek. No seriously, ⅞ is good enough? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Sons of Horus? Luna Wolves? who the fuck knows

my precious sons. You did not deserve what was done to you. This is why we don’t do frats. I believed in you and you failed me. D:

I love my precious sons. The Sons of Horus however, can go die.

I just--why are you the way you are?

I think the best thing about these absolute morons is that half the legion isn’t even demon fuckers, they just woke up one day and Horus told them to kill their brothers and they went “sure okay” and then just did. They are so fucking pretentious and stupid, fucking speartip, honestly die. I take it back. You all deserved exactly what you got, you dumb fucks.

Word Bearers

look, I haven’t met the rest of these dudes yet, but Erebus is a terrible fucking ambassador. -60/10 for not controlling their boy

HOLY LORD. I cannot--there are not actually words to describe how much I loathe these ignorant dumbasses. Like, seriously. Honestly, the ones who were purged were probably lucky, because the rest of them fucking suck.

God, eat a fucking landmine. Except, that would probably turn them on or something. Fucking assholes.

Just--imagine being such a fuckup that even when you were the first to the “become a demon, save the world” thing you still somehow ended up last. I hope the Ultramarines put down every. Single. One.

Salamanders

idk but this name is dumb. Salamanders are cute and slimy, and while Astartes are fucking adorable, they are not slimy. -1 for the dumb name

They are loyal, which is cool, and they seem like chill bros.

I just, like, they are sweet, but good lord are they simple.

I’m not sure? What they are doing? With their lives? Guys, idk if anyone told you but like, um. There is a war. And I get they’ve had it rough but also the loyalists could use their hope so maybe, idk. Do something? I mean I know there are like, 50 of you left and also you think your dad is dad and I feel you but like-

Raven Guard

idk but I like Ravens and Black, plus their Primarch’s name is Corvus? 11/10 they better not suck.

OMG I love Corvus?? Flies with a giant jetpack and tried to gut Lorgar? Yeah, he’s wonderful. Plus, their Captain seemed cool before he was fucking murdered.

I love them all, bless. They are sweet and simple and kind of stupid, but they make me feel things in my heart, so like, idk, stay precious.

Look, I cried over Branne fucking Nev, I don’t wanna talk about it rn

Alpha Legion

seriously? Lame.

Fuck these guys. What is their deal?

I can’t even really. I really, truly can’t. Nothing has ever satisfied me the way I was satisfied when Alpharius literally lost his head. God, that was beautiful.

Or Omegon? It was actually Omegon? I don’t even know anymore man

#warhammer 30k #the horus heresy #djem reads warhammer #dark angels #emperors children #iron warriors #white scars #space wolves #imperial fists #night lords #blood angels #iron hands #world eaters #ultramarines #death guard #thousand sons #luna wolves #sons of horus #word bearers #salamanders #raven guard #alpha legion #i do not apologize for any of my opinions at all #bc they are all correct

[josephsaturn]

Danganronpa Trial 6/Epilogue thoughts

Here’s the ending! I really enjoyed this game, And’ll prob give a full review sometime later, but which game should I play next, dr2 or dr:udg?

Either way:

That’s a lotta ultimates

Nice of Komatsuzaki to shade kyoko’s patootie so we can’t see her unmentionables

Girl you should be more worried about slipping than me with those heels

Hm that’s a kinda sad backstory

My opinions on u don’t change, but I have some respect for ya

Hm

Dang Kyoko way to sell that

Bear jokes? Who are you, Teddie?

Oh dang…it really is a final showdown

Dang, she never broke a rule, eh?

Why u mentioning Junko now?

Yay! My friends! And Byakuya!

Harsh…

Miss Cleo? Am I missing something?

Ok miss pot is there anything else you wanna call black or just the kettle

I am once again asking toko fukawa to please cease

Aw hina don’t say that!

You’re more useful than Hiro at least

Honestly I can see some ship tease between our boring hope man and milk-bag swimmer girl

Ok, let’s go!

Ruins?! Hey what’s this?!

Nice swanky bathroom they have

The headmaster’s room, huh

Also quite swanky

A hidden room? We’ve reached levels of swank I don’t think exist yet

Aww his password for the computer is her name!

So sweet if u don’t remember he left her in the care of the extended family

Oh, a box?

HOLY SHIT

Aww, what a cute picture

Game are you trying to give me a seizure?

Hello eye of Horus, what are you doing here?

Oh dang, that’s mukuro?

A whole Monokuma room? Really?

Why would you not check the hatch, Makoto

CHECK THE HATCH

THE HATCHHHH

WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IN THERE???

Is this a bio lab or a morgue?

There are 16 fridges…

Girl you have the spine of a sea cucumber, of course people won’t accept you

Aw dang, I thought it was trial time…

Strange…hiro

A photo?

It sure is nice, though

Are you not even gonna consider that Junko’s face is blocked?

I stILL can’t go in there?

Come ON!

Why’s everyone avoiding me?

At least Jill isn’t

Wow! That doesn’t sound foreshadowy at all, Jill!

Ooh a cd!

Wait…interviews? For what purpose?

Staying here forever?? Why tho??

Ok is it actually trial time????

WOOOO HOOOOO

TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME!!!!!!

Why’s everyone so mean-looking??

If byakuya’s team dad then Kyoko’s team mom

They’re both just disappointed

The localization team really had a lot of fun didn’t they?…

Too many deepers, Mako

Very…Spartan

Even Byakuya’s too disgusted for words

Holy…girl needs some moisturizer

Y’all are just now realizing it’s Junko??

Heh, Xanadu

That was a p. Cool ending frame for the closing argument

Smoke?

Ope there she is

What’s with the robo voice?

At least the game is self-aware enough to point out that the twin reveal is kinda dumb

Woah she changed

Maybe the last name thing is that Junko’s using a moniker

GAH again??

Dang a complete verbal cutdown

jeEEZ

again??? Why tho???

How could u expect that Kiri?

Geez

I find that hard to believe, Junko

“Always filled with despair,”????????

How many personas does this girl have

My thoughts exactly Hiro

That’s a bit of a stretch, Junko

Also it seems like she repeated the words Togami said in his first FTE

Her Monokuma voice is kinda nice

At least she’s cordial

A theme?

She seemed so fake when congratulating me for the second time

Ok I’ll admit this is pretty cool

Crazy Eddie??? Whomst???

Wuh-oh

Wow, that foreshadowing was important

hAH

that’s the name?

Hah, the secretary

Ooh, a fourth-wall break!

That’s…kinda sad…

2 full YEARS?

I know that amnesia is a weird thing…but that specific???

She loves us????

???????????????

What even happened during the tragedy?

Yeah it is a lil hard to believe

That’s a pretty cool splash art

Wait but when Sakura…that doesn’t make sense

That’s hypocritical of you, since u forced your despair-filled view on everyone

…sHiT

I mean she HAS a point…but still

Chunsoft really saying “fuck ur ‘abused Junko’ headcanons, she she just don’t care”

HAH

Schrödinger’s cat is very apt rn

Pfft

Ooh a new voice clip

Liar💖💖💖💖

Oh, the main theme!!

Cool!!

So he’s the…Ultimate Hope?

Didn’t expact that, eh?

A callback to Leon? In MY trial 6?

Not gonna lie…I almost died in that last BTB

Has Junko’s face always been on there?

Dang she really is crazy

First and last colossal despair?

I would say I want what she’s smoking…but I’m kinda scared to even think abt what that is

Whoa those some crazy eyes

There she is

What?

She’s going through EVERY PUNISHMENT?!

How is she surviving all of these?!

And in the end…crushed to death, but not before having a small spot of hope

(I’m putting the epilogue here as well)

Are you sure it isn’t just the lack of air, mako?

Toko. CEASE.

It took 2 hours to do that trial…

Here we go!

Aw, it just ends?!

Who’s kujira?

At least the ED is nice

WHA?!

HE’S STILL ALIVE????!

I got an eestur egggg

That’s the end, huh?

SEE YALL IN THE NEXT GAME!!

#danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa #makoto naegi #junko enoshima #kyoko kirigiri #byakuya togami #aoi asahina #toko fukawa #yasuhiro hagakure