#Hyleem muses

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0|||0 I think I'm gonna do a lon=ly quads str=am aft=r my dat= with Yarrow on All Quads Night. I'll =v=n ask h=r to co-host! Th= Jup= Troop lov=s h=r! 0|||0

#Hyleem muses

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You know I gotta send a ✪ for Stones And Stereos

One  ✦ = They don’t want to do this at all. Five  ✦ = They would die to be doing this! (Zero  ✦  = “Wat?!”) My muse would like too… ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  dance with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  sing for your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  ask your muse out on a date. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  take a bath with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  hold your muse tight. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  lean onto your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  kiss your muse. [Gentol little forehead smooch...] ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  sleep with your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  marry your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse sleep. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  cuddle your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  go to a party with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  watch a movie with your muse ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  play video games with your muse [Hell yeah video game session!] ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  steal horses with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  cook together with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  support your muse’s hobbies. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  get drunk with your muse. ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry. [Yarrow would rather die than make Hyleem cry] ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse

#windy response #ase trollplays #stones and stereos

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0|||0 Thanks for coming out, =veryon=! I hop= you =njoy=d this p=rig=='s charity str=am! And Ky==v=, my hon=y, my baby, my ultimat= crush, if you'r= watching right now, ya boy's still singl= and r=ady to mingle=! 0|||0

0|||0 Jup= troop, roll out!! 0|||0

#Hyleem muses #hyleem stop shouting out to your celebrity crush #you're being so cringe

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0|||0 OHHHH!!! OH GOD! OH FUCK! YARROW!! 0|||0

>> "Making a fire is easy," she said. "Just use this little log," she said. Of course, how could she have known spiders would come running out of it and all over the campsite once it ignited?

#Hyleem muses #camping with his moirail is always an adventure #inspired by a video I saw of this very thing happening 😂

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0|||0 HOOOOLY SHIT!! Sh= knock=d him th= FUCK out! Caf= Rust is no joke=! And h= got back up?? Daaaamn, that's viol=ts for you! That m=gaton punch would hav= knock=d ya boy's h=ad right off! 0|||0

#Hyleem muses #he's reacting to Corali's viral video #I meant to do this sooner but I forgor

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0|||0 Yo, yo, non= of that h=r=! Mods, ban that guy. I don't want his rank, whack ass vib=s in my str=am. G=t his ass. 0|||0

>> There's always one person that's gotta be a dick in the chat, and you are not here for it.

#Hyleem muses

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🐎/🦋/🦘 for my beloved Hyleem <3333

🐎 ---- How strong is your muse? Could they fight someone with a stronger skillset than them?

He's about average strength for a blueblood. He didn't get the Freak Super Strength gene, but he can Lift. That being said, he's not a fighter. If someone tries to fight he'll shoot to incapacitate. He'll also shoot to kill if pressed hard enough, but doesn't like to. In a straight up fight with no weapons? Dude is toast.

🦋 ---- How sociable is your muse? Do they make friends easily? If not, is there a reason why they aren't / don't?

If you manage to pry him away from work, he's incredibly sociable. He loves chatting people up, keeping in touch if they hit it off, and making friends. He's pretty easy-going and charming, so he makes friends fairly easily.

🦘 ---- If they have kids, what type of parent is your muse? If not, what type of parent would your muse be?

He probably wouldn't be a great parent tbh since trolls generally don't have much in the way of parental instincts. He would try his best, though, and he would at least have the sense not to include his kid in his videos and streams since using kids for content is Not Good.

#About Hyleem #windy trickster #streamer boy is getting all the attention tonight

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🦝 🐻 🐌 for hyleem

🦝 ---- What things have your muse gotten away with? Do they get sneak away often?

Honestly, he's pretty boring in that regard. He's gotta keep up a good image for his online career, but also he's just not the type to push boundaries if it could get him in a lot of trouble. He's not one who sneaks around either. For as much as he's loud and "on" in his videos and streams, he's really low-key in his personal life.

🐻 ---- What are some strange sleep patterns your muse has? Do they sleep a lot, too little, not at all?

His sleep schedule is pretty irregular because he spends so much time working. He gets lost in it and next thing he knows, it's three in the afternoon and Oh God How Long Have I Had To Pee And When's The Last Time I Ate Something I'm Dying.

Yarrow has been wonderful at dragging him out of his streaming room (sometimes literally) and making him eat and sleep and shower when he starts getting tunnel vision-y.

🐌 ---- Does your muse take their time on things that are important? Are they the patient type of person?

He's very patient with his hobbies and his streaming/grubtubing job. He will take all the time and focus needed to build little tech toys, editing his videos, and making sure his stream recordings are flawless. He might be a little bit of a perfectionist, actually.

Outside of that? He isn't the most patient person at all. His moirail can attest to this when she first started teaching him survival skills. He gets frustrated at things that are difficult and tedious if he can't pick them up quickly. It's the perfectionism.

#About Hyleem #lashysdomain #thank you for sending my boy questions TwT

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Sonja - ✟ Hyleem - ☕

✟ : Religious beliefs

The Closest Th!ng ! Have To Rel!g!on !s My Always Endur!ng Love And Adorat!on Of My Starl!ght, Engela~ She's More Beaut!ful Than Any Goddess Above, And ! Am Blessed To Call Her M!ne~ !'ll Worsh!p Her For As Long As Fate Deems Us To Rema!n Together~

Belong!ng To Her !s The Only Rel!g!on ! Need~ All Others Are !nherently !nfer!or~

☕: Favorite food(s)

0|||0 Oh Man, I'm always a slut for a good ch==seburg=er and waffl= fri=s! Also, coconut milkshak=s, and just coconut in g=n=ral! 0|||0

Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:

#Sonja answers #Hyleem answers #windy trickster

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💛- Hyleem

💛 How much does platonic love mean to you?

0|||0 It m=ans a lot to m=! I know th=r='s a lot of =mphasis and importanc= put on quadrants, =sp=cially the concupiscent on=s b=caus= of dron= s=ason, but good fri=nds ar= important, too! 0|||0

Ask the Muse About… Love:

#Hyleem answers #windy trickster

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Be the Online Blueblood

(Abridged bio)

Your name is Hyleem Merker, and you live in the city with your great dane lusus. Your lifestyle is pretty cushy since you’re a highblood. Your monthly stipends from the empire are all you really need to keep you afloat, but you like having a good stash of backup money, so you choose to work anyways.

At the ripe young age of fourteen sweeps, you basically have it made doing what you enjoy. You’re a prolific snitch streamer and grubtuber going by the username Jupiter_Incoming. Snitch streaming is where a good chunk of your money comes from. You exclusively stream video games, though it’s a pretty even mix of popular games and indie games.

Your grubtube channel, on the other hand, is more for your own amusement than serious monetization. It’s a grab bag of “Try not to laugh” challenges, reaction videos, vlogs, and VODs of your snitch streams. You also have chitter and instagrub accounts as well as a discord server. It’s not too much of a stretch to say your entire livelihood exists online.

When you first started streaming, you were pretty mellow and shy, but over the sweeps your confidence has transformed your online persona into a loud and high energy version of yourself. There’s a lot of playing up how excited you are, but you’re also pretty excitable in real life when you’re around the right people. You want to become a veteran streamer some night and be a hivehold name and meet actual celebrities.

Outside of your streaming and grubtubing, you have a few interests. Although it seems pretty stereotypical for your caste, you have always enjoyed robotics. You mostly build small remote control cars and drones (both flying drons and models of empire drones). You thought about getting more serious with it and making fighting robots for competitive robot fights, but you would cry if you had to watch something you put a ton of work into get the shit beat out of it.

You’re also a sucker for animal rescue videos and foundations, especially dog rescues. You tried fostering once, but your lusus didn’t appreciate having more than one dog in the hive. Also, it majorly cut into your streaming and editing, and you found yourself lacking the sort of patience necessary to be a good foster custodian. However, you will occasionally host charity streams for rescue organizations and shelters.

One thing that is not an interest of yours is roughing it. You’ve never been much of a great outdoors kinda troll. After all, the woods are filled with dangerous shit, and the best way to survive it is by not being there. The noise and hustle and bustle of the highblood district is your only home. However, your forest-dwelling moirail makes it a point to force you to spend time in the forest with her each perigee to “sharpen your survival skills.” You still scream and leap into her arms when you see a snake or a particularly large bug. 

Speaking of your moirail, she occasionally lives with you, and you teach her how technology works. She’s lived off the grid her whole life and has no idea how anything outside of living off the land works. It’s definitely a process, but you don’t mind since you like her a lot.

For your strife weapon, you chose nunchucks because you were a stupid kid and thought they were cool. Tragically, you suck at using them, and you can’t figure out how to change your strife deck to something else, so you had to get a secondary one: Pistolkind. You hate confrontation, and a bullet to the head or chest is the fastest way to end an altercation.

Your trollian is not your username despite how easy that would be. Instead, you went with the handle blueExcellence, and “0|||0 You r=ally wish your onlin= car==r would tak= off a litt=e fast=r. 0|||0″

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#Hyleem Merker

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🐛 Karell

Karell has been a hellion since the night he was hatched. Much like Hyleem, he had to be under constant supervision and kept occupied. His favorite thing was climbing to really high places he had no business being and watching the cavern workers panic.

Send ”🐛 + name” for example of how muse was as a baby

#About Karell #stuckstucktrolls #sorry this took so long to answer #tummy hurty so I took a nap to sleep it off #shitty doodles

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🤢 + 🥒 + 🍀 for my beloved Hyleem <3

🤢 -- feeling sickly? for a headcanon about my muse and food allergies they have, if they have none; a food that makes them feel sick if they eat it

Hyleem doesn't have any food allergies, but dark chocolate upsets his stomach. Too rich for him, sadly.

🥒 -- fresh cucumbers! a headcanon about something my muse does to pamper, treat and/or refresh themselves.

When he feels like pampering himself, he'll take a hot bubble bath with scented candles burning, an exfoliating face mask, calming music, and just soak until the water's cold and all the bubbles are gone. If he's feeling especially bold, he'll go to a spa and try to convince Yarrow to come with him.

🍀 -- a four leaf clover! for a headcanon about my muse and a time they have had good luck, and whether or not they believe in good luck charms.

A time where he had really good luck was when he was a kid. He was out buying some beginner build-a-bot sets and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Too busy thinking bot thoughts. He just happened to snap back into reality after tripping on his shoelaces and stumbling seconds before he nearly walked right into traffic. If his shoes were properly tied that night, he would have walked right into the street and been turned into a pancake.

He thinks good luck is absolutely a thing, but he doesn't think good luck charms actually work or do anything.

#About Hyleem #windy trickster

[windy-trickster]

Bravery meme for Yarrow

My muse would …

[X] Spend the night in a haunted building [X] Go into a burning/collapsing building to save someone [X] Take a shortcut through a dark alleyway  [X] Stay calm with a weapon pointed at them [X] Be confident defending themselves from an attack [/] Touch a dangerous exotic animal [/] Take someone else’s punishment to protect them [X] Travel to an unknown place by themselves [This was her whole life basically!] [X] Spend a night in the woods alone [ ] Witness (or join) a seance [/] Play a scary video game in the dark alone [She'd be more willing to play any game if Hyleem was there to teach her how to] [X] Explore a pitch black catacomb with only one light [/] Contact the spirit of someone they once knew [X] Spend the night in a cemetery [X] Sit in a room with one hundred creepy dolls [X] Hang their feet over the edge of a tall building [X] Swim in dark, murky waters without being able to touch the bottom [ ] Use or accept a powerful magic spell [X] Be covered in spiders, snakes, or other insects [/] Go looking for the source of a mysterious sound late at night [ ] Spend an hour sealed up in a coffin [ ] Go sailing miles from shore without any communication [ ] Use a Ouija board [X] Go diving in a dark, underwater cave [X] Climb through a long tunnel just big enough to fit through [ ] Explore a spot where cult rituals were performed [X] Go walking late at night, alone [X] Spend the night in a home where someone was murdered [ ] Go surfing on the Dark Web [ ] Play an urban legend game (bloody mary, the midnight man, etc…) [X] Stay home alone with a suspected killer on the loose [X] Climb a dangerous mountain where many others have died on their way to the top [X] Explore ancient ruins where strange things have happened [ ] Touch a supposedly cursed object [/] Check out a creepy cellar or attic [X] Cross an unstable bridge over a huge drop [X] Pick up a hitchhiker in the middle of the night X - Would do / - Under certain circumstances [ ] - Would not do

#windy response #yarrow celfie #ase trollplays

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🐛 + I need to see itty bitty Hyleem!!!

Hyleem was very curious as a grub. The jade cavern workers always had to make sure to keep an eye on him because he was prone to wandering off. He would also try to eat any cool plants he saw. It's a miracle he survived to pupation.

Send ”🐛 + name” for example of how muse was as a baby

#About Hyleem #windy trickster #shitty doodles

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◈ Hyleem <3

0|||0 You'r= gonna b= a fucking star som= night. I know it's taking for=v=r to g=t any traction on your chann=l, but it's all going to pay off, I promis=. 0|||0

0|||0 Also, do not g=t Dad that =xp=nsiv= organic food. Just trust m=. H= won't lik= it. 0|||0

Send ◈ to hear something my muse wishes they could tell their younger self.

#Hyleem answers #windy trickster