#I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: I Went To The Four Thirteen Requiem Cafe Fifteenth Anniversary Homestuck Event And I All Received Was Death By Ball Pit

GA: ...

GA: Bonus Jumpscare Face Reveal Below Spoilers

GA: Pov Murdering You

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #Maryam #When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood #A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One

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DAVE: man DAVE: at least im used to dealing with alt daves DAVE: ive been fuck deep in alt daves before DAVE: its a goddamn delight if you want to know the truth DAVE: but i dont even know what to think about... ROSE: What? ROSE: Meeting a deceased figure of authority as a peer? DAVE: lets not even talk about it ok DAVE: can we slow down this meteor DAVE: delay the meetup DAVE: maybe fight jack for a little while ROSE: I honestly thought you would find the idea exciting. ROSE: I know I'm looking forward to it. DAVE: but your mom was just a nice alcoholic spinster who liked wizards who you complained about for no reason DAVE: she wasnt anything like an untouchable master of irony who could replace the meat in your sandwich before it even occurred to you what the fuck you were chewing DAVE: let me ask you this did your mom ever wiggle a puppet in your face even ONCE

I forgot this bit! Dave is extremely reluctant to meet his bro, and even though he couches his nerves in comical violence, the physical abuse probably plays a bigger part.

ROSE: But anecdotes like that just make me more curious to meet him, personally. DAVE: fine well you can be on bro duty then DAVE: ill be the ambassador to your mom ... DAVE: that way we can totally avoid anything awkward ROSE: You do realize we've seen her already, right? DAVE: what DAVE: when ROSE: Months ago. ROSE: In a dream. ROSE: She was floating along in Derse pajamas, asleep. DAVE: wait that was her ROSE: Yes. DAVE: oh DAVE: huh DAVE: ..... ROSE: You're wondering why I didn't tell you? DAVE: no ROSE: You're specifically wondering why I wasn't forthcoming with an answer to your question at the time, "hey who was that choice babe in the pajamas?" DAVE: god fucking dammit

Ah, the oedipal fuckup. It is pretty funny that these little outbursts are the only unsubtle displays of sexual interest that Dave shows, with every other character he's able to be cool, distant, et cetera.

DAVE: its like a huge blue perv thats mad jazzed for kidcest KANAYA: What Are You People Even Talking About ROSE: ;) DAVE: dont you wink at her DAVE: kanaya heres a protip that wink meant jack dick shes just being weird KANAYA: I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement KANAYA: Im Going To Go 

...And they’ve successfully freuded Kanaya out of the conversation. This leads into something I discussed on a prior readthrough, so I’ll just reblog that post.

#A6I2 #homestuck liveblog

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: I Dare Everyone To Reblog This To Sike Your Mutuals With My Incredibly Stunning Depiction

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

KANAYA: Whats Even The Point Of A Dash If I Cant See Icons This Is The Opposite Of Accessibility And Community Building

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: Hello My Friends GA: Im Attending The Party With My Loveliest Prettiest Partner As My Date GA: If Youll Be There As Well Lets Share Greetings At Some Point

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #KanRezi #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Mcfussyfangs Zeal For Designing Fanciful Fabrics

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: Its A Sad And Lonely Weekend

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

How would you fare against Leon S. Kennedy, one of the main protagonists in Resident Evil series? Or, more specifically, his recently obtained ability to parry a chainsaw strike?

KANAYA: Men Cannot Parry A Dangerous Dyke

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

OH HI !! welcome back yayy :]

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling iknaEnmal [IE]

GA: Hello There IE Thanks For The Sweet Tags Dear GA: Life Burnt Me Out Rather Unfortunately GA: So I Had To Take Breaks Even From Places I Feel Most Like Myself Like My Lovely Blog GA: Im Attempting To Spend Time Here Again With Less Daily Queue Posts GA: Thankfully I Had The Past Week Off For Solstice To Recharge Basking Under The Longest Days Of Summer But Im Not Sure It Was Sufficient So We Shall See What Futures Bring GA: Thank You For Saying Hello Dear

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[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

KANAYA: Today I Will Commit Unfathomable Violence

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

MARYAM: So+mething Magical Occured To+day In Additio+n To+ The Lesbian And Mo+re Terezi MARYAM: So+meo+ne Deeply Special Is No+w Mutuals Oh My Go+g...

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Maryam #A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One #Mcfussyfangs Zeal For Designing Fanciful Fabrics #Darling Xanthippes Xylophonic Xenial Jade Requiem

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

Hello Kanaya! I just thought I'd say I love your blog and everything about it, what you reblog and the little additions you add to some are rather nice :3 that is all! Hope you have a wonderful day/night ^w^

KANAYA: Why Meow There And Thank Mew KANAYA: I Truly Needed To Hear This ! KANAYA: Thats Quite Touching KANAYA: ... KANAYA: Not To Get Too Serious But Ive Not Seen Much Appreciation For My Additions Lately KANAYA: Especially After The Effort Put Forth Towards Maryam Day KANAYA: So Its One Reason My Musings Are Certainly Sporadic Lately From Lacking That External Motivation KANAYA: ... KANAYA: It Seems Liking And Saving Drafts For The Future Is The Energy I Currently Possess KANAYA: Major Stress Has Now Ended Too KANAYA: Soon I Shall Have Energy For My Creative Outlets KANAYA: ... KANAYA: Any Meow Thank Mew Quite Deeply Indeed Once Again

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #Sylph Soars On Wings Of Moth #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

hiiiiiiii kanaya

--grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling turntechCullhead [TC]-- GA: Hello There Kiddo GA: It Seems Youre Being Rather Silly GA: I Certainly Approve Of Such Activities GA: ... GA: I Hope The Weekends Treated You Quite Nicely Too --grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased trolling turntechCullhead [TC]--

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: Ive Got To Be More Cringe

GA: Its Rather Irritating Having So Many New Followers And The Majority Of Notes Are For Ones With Rose

GA: Ive Tagged The Ship Under Ten Times As Its Rare I Find Something Of The Ship I Enjoy Which The Reason I Post It At All Is Due To The Fact Half Of The Depictions Of Me Include Her

GA: Please Go Elsewhere For That Ship Honestly Its Everywhere

GA: Theres A Reason I Rarely Tag

GA: ...

GA: The Reason Is That Its Certainly My Annoyed Otp

GA: ...

GA: Feeling Rather Grumpy

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

GA: Wow I Have 300 Followers Now GA: Thats Just So Many Fucking People GA: ... GA: Thanks My Darlings GA: It Was Going To Be A Surprise But Now I Must Inform Everyone Something Special Will Be Happening The Last Day Of This Month GA: Well Prepare Yourselves For These Impromptutations

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

[terribleAltruist began bugging grimAuxiliatrix] TA:happy early wriggling day! TA:I hope you have a great time. TA: :P

GA: Why Thank You Thats Quite Kind GA: I Always Appreciate My New Half Sweep Day With This Human Year Being A Full Sweep Its Satisfactory GA: If You Or Anyone Else Is Curious The Specific Day Falls Upon The Twenty Eighth Of The Human Month Of August GA: Thats Rather Curious To Make Such A Facial Expression grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased trolling terribleAltruist [TA]

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

MARYAM: Yo+ure Quite Silly Thanks Fo+r Making Me Smile Kiddo+

#A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion #Kanaya Maryam #the dolorosa #Maryam #bloodymary #When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood #Sylph Soars On Wings Of Moth #A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By #I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement #Rainbow Drinkers And Flora Basking Beneath The Blistering Alternian Sun As One