GA: Hello My Friends
GA: Im Attending The Party With My Loveliest Prettiest Partner As My Date
GA: If Youll Be There As Well Lets Share Greetings At Some Point
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KANAYA: You All Desire To Be Me
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KANAYA: This Is Exactly What My Inquiry Box Exists For
KANAYA: Im Not Answering This Im Adopting These Forever Okay
KANAYA: But Thank You
KANAYA: I Really Needed Some Smiles Today
KANAYA: @nintendont2502
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MARYAM: So+mething Magical Occured To+day In Additio+n To+ The Lesbian And Mo+re Terezi
MARYAM: So+meo+ne Deeply Special Is No+w Mutuals Oh My Go+g...
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Hi kanaya!! What are some of your favorite ships :0
KANAYA: Oh My Gog Someone Finally Asks This
KANAYA: Ikna Hold On My Head Hurts
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DOLOROSA: Sy Will Be Several Minutes Dear Fro+m What Sy Has Discussed With Me Sylph Otp Is Sylphself And Wife Terezi Pyro+pe
DOLOROSA: Sy Finds Vriska Exceptio+nally Attractive But Certainly Deserves Better Theres Two+ Ways In Sylph Mind To+ Lo+o+k At The Upheaval That Ended Their Moirallegience What Is Explicitly Sho+wn Or What May Be Inferred By Taking A Deeper Dive Into Sylphs Character
DOLOROSA: As Open And Upfro+nt As Kanaya Behaves Its Certainly Rather Surprising Vriska Had No+ Idea Abo+ut Kanayas Po+tentially Flushed Feelings So+ Sy Mo+st Likely Mentio+ned The Po+ssibility At One Time Ho+ping The Dress Wo+uld Be Vriskas Request And Indirect Attempt At Opening That Line Fro+m Co+nciliato+ry To+ Co+ncupiscent...
DOLOROSA: Ho+wever I Digress Sy Enjo+ys Co+ping With What Isnt Likely To+ Be... As Its Not Strictly Flushed But Actually Vascillatio+n To+ No+ Fo+reseeable End
DOLOROSA: Kanaya Finds Co+mfo+rt With Ro+se But Even Tho+ugh A Do+o+med Timeline Can Never Find True Safety Because Of Her Alco+ho+lism Despite Having Sufficient Enjo+yment During Their Mo+re Unhinged Escapades
DOLOROSA: So+metime After On Earth C With Vriskas Return VrisKanRo+seRezi Happened Fo+r A Time Which Ended Up With VrisRo+se And KanRezi As They Grew To+gether As Peo+ple
DOLOROSA: Kanaya Enjo+yed Sylph Friendship With So+llux As Kids Even Teaching Him Ho+w To+ Co+de With Sylph Expert Understanding Of Weaving Devices Ho+wever They Drifted Apart When Karkat Entered The Picture Sy Enjo+yed Being Terezis Mo+rtician Fo+r Their Scalemates Ho+wever Teenage Drama With Vriska Happened Preventing Any Deeper Bo+nd At The Time
DOLOROSA: Thankfully Kanaya Has Karkat No+w To+ Go+o+f Aro+und With As Sylph Moirail But Always Feels Co+nfused At The Bo+nd He Shares With Dave Always Wo+ndering If June Wo+uld Be A Better Match
DOLOROSA: Sy Gave Up Auspisticism Realizing Sy Fo+und The Quandrant Unfulfilling Fo+r The Many Instances Sy Was Simply Used And Fo+rgo+tten Altho+ugh Sy Occassio+nally Suppo+rts VrisRo+se To+ What Extent Its Perplexing To+ State
DOLOROSA: I Believe Sy Is Almo+st Ready To+ Chime In Altho+ugh Po+rrim Wishes To+ Disgustingly Gush Abo+ut The Wannable Redglare...
PORRIM: Do+lo+ro+sa please yo+u have no+ idea ho+w stro+ng my pyre of lo+ve for Latula Pyro+pe burns. Yo+u wish Redglare wasn't an abso+lute 0+ when it co+mes to+ radness!
DOLOROSA: ...
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DOLOROSA: Redglare Fucked Yo+ur Mo+m Theyre Incredible
PORRIM: OH mo+m shut up!
KANAYA: Will You Two Please Calm Down I Wish To Share My Ships With My Blagosphere As The Cool Kids Deem It
KANAYA: Well I Love My Wife Terezi
KANAYA: Other Than That I Think Calliope And Roxy Are Wonderful Together Feferi And Nepeta Should Spend More Time Together
KANAYA: Ive Made A Friend Recently Thats Given Me Courage To Enjoy My Otp Its Rather Freeing I Would Surmise To Be Open About These Thoughts
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what do colours taste like
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GA: Best To Worst Troll Blood Tastes Biased Towards Women For Obvious Reasons
GA: I May Rank Jade Another Time
GA: Terezis Teal Is A Tantalizing Minty Fire Tang
GA: Harmonizing A Symphony Of Honey Sweet Creams Beneath As Sharp As Seer Personality But As Soothing As Seer Smoother Side
GA: Vriskas Cerulean Swill Brings A Lust Monsters Dream Of An Excellent Elixir For Indulgent Inebriation
GA: Feferis Fuchsia Fancies Bright Blossoms At The Height Of Spring Leaving One Tasting Tropical Fruits Feeling Light As A Hummingbird
GA: Aradias Burgundy Blood Of Rust Reminds One Of Tasting A Battery Its Shocking With A Delicate Numbing Afterwards Much Like How Reaching Death Must Be
GA: Eridans Violet Has Hints Of The Fuchsia Flowery Aftereffects But More Subtle Hints Of Sour Citrus With Undertones Of Dark Chocolates Its A Deeply Sought Dessert That Finishes A Well Rounded Meal
GA: Nepetas Olive Is Sharp And Bitter Much Like Human Salads Of Dark Leafy Greens They Leave One Feeling Comfortable But Desiring Something Heartier
GA: Solluxs Gold Blood Glows Like The Setting Late Summer Sun Blazing Over The Ocean A Delicate Bitter Salt Flavor Brightened By The Freshness Of Recently Caught And Seared Tuna
GA: Gamzees Purple Blood Had A Rather Benign Unimaginative Taste Thats Generally Only Quenching When Exhausted And Approaching The Bounds Of Dehydration Having The Bloodlust Motivation To Quench Ones Thirst With This Blood Exemplifies The Flavor To Unseen Bounds Its Truly Only Flavorful When Fraught With Feverous Rage
GA: Equiuss Indigo Tries To Outcompete Vriskas Cerulean But Overpowers The Sensible Notes Blind Siding Ones Mouth With A Harsh Unnatural Silky Smoothness Of Hard Human Liquors With Too Much Proof Unlike A Fine Cognac Of Cerulean
GA: Karkats Candy Red Blood Tastes Like Shit Its Too Sugary But It Was Worth Trying Once As It Leaves One With A Horrible Sugary Drunkenness Youll Stumble Over Everything At Once With The Excess Drug Energy Of Sugar
GA: Tavross Bronze Blood Tastes Like No Other Theres Iron Like Rust But A Sharp Pang Of Demotivating Regret As It Attempts To Simulate The Brightness Of Solluxs Blood As It Flops Miserably Thankfully When Slow Cooked Properly It Simmers To A Brilliant Shine As Savory As Well Roasted Muscle Beast
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if you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not!
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GA: Inspired By My Frog Breeding Ectobiology I Now Work In Biotech Professionally To Correct My Grievous Past Errors
GA: Porrim Inspired Me To Get A Silver Lip Ring Piercing Like Sylphs
GA: I Just Recently Started My Rainbow Drinker Tattoo Sleeve
GA: Bonus Fact I Still Listen To Homestuck Music Daily
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hey where'd you get your pfp
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GA: From The Veritable Voidlace Found Here
GA: https://www.tumblr.com/voidlace/712451374672199680
GA: Their Art Brings My Heart Jubilation I Appreciate Seer A Great Deal
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DOLOROSA: Who+ Wants To+ Take A Co+mmissio+n To+ Draw Numero+us Do+o+dles Of Me Being Ado+rable With My Belo+ved Redglare :?
DOLOROSA: I Wo+uld Happily Pro+vide So+me References
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What does each of your tags mean? I mean, they're cool in their own rights, but using them repeatedly imply those tags each translate to a different type of post you reblogged.
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GA: :?
GA: TA I Dont Understand What You Mean By Imply
GA: My Pinned Post Explains My Tags
GA: There Exists Multitudes Of Secret Personal Reasonings Upon Them That I Will Simply Never Divulge
GA: My Blog Is My Art Form Existing To Be Interpreted By Outsiders
GA: Purrhaps One May Gleam Sufficient Insight Or Meowybe Not
GA: I Merely Weave Wonderfully Tangled Threads To Create Carefully Cultivated Fangtastical Fabrications
GA: It Seems Rather Presumptuous Or Rude That I Meekly Imply Multifaceted Ramifications When The Truths
GA: ...
GA: Extensively Exist Outright For The Audience To Decide Upon If These Refractions Deem Further Insight Or Simple Enjoyment
GA: For How May The Humble Artist Decipher Personal Interpretations When The Patrons Deem The Masterpieces
GA: The Curator Provides The Apropos Experience
GA: ...
GA: ...
GA: ...
GA: Impromptutations
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kanaya do you ever think about how you and terezi were the first ones awake on prospit? did you hang out a lot?
KANAYA: Its One Of The Few Memories I Fondly Hold From Playing Sgrub That Opportunity To Fly Around And To Talk With Seer Quite Constantly
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if you could change one thing about homestuck's story, what would you change?
KANAYA: Oh My Gog My Darlings Please
KANAYA: You Cannot Simply Keep Inflicting Major Inquiries Upon Me
KANAYA: My Head And Heart Cannot Endure
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DOLOROSA: Thats Alright Kanaya I Shall Answer
DOLOROSA: The Optio+ns Thro+ugho+ut One May Mo+rph The Sto+ry Of The Ho+mestuck Timeline Are Abso+lutely Endless
DOLOROSA: Maryams Canno+t Fatho+m An Instance Where This Change Wo+uld Make The Sto+ry Mo+re Who+le Than It Already Is
DOLOROSA: I Accept The Events As Are Inso+far As Hussie Stepped Away At The Pro+per Time Allo+wing Readers To+ Interpret And Create Xier Own Wo+rlds
DOLOROSA: Overall Her Capture Of The Events Are Quite Fulfilling With 0+ Need For Any Changes
KANAYA: I Thoroughly Enjoyed The Paradox Space Comics My Moments With My Wife Certainly Elevated My Enjoyment Of Homestuck
KANAYA: Dolorosa Please Do Not Be So Modest We All Know You Wish Your Tail Of Resurrection Being Saved By The Neophyte Nobly Resting Your Apparent Corpse On A Boat For A Funeral And Leading To Your Reincarnation Of Redglare For You All To Live Together A Long Quiet Lesbian Life After Achieving Mortal Vengeance On Manipulative Mindfang Is What You Wish The Adventures Captured In Detail More Than Anything
DOLOROSA: ...
DOLOROSA: Perhaps So+ Kitten
PORRIM: I'm anno+yed she left o+ut my lo+vemaking session with Po+rtula! She ro+cked my so+cks babes.
KANAYA: Porrim We Know Yall Are Cute Please Do Chill As The Kids Often Times State
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Kanaya I think this song for you I hope you like it
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GA: I Adore This Song Infinite Amounts
GA: Thank You Deeply
GA: This Is Absolutely About My Rainbow Drinking And My Lovely Wife Terezi
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happy birthday!
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GA: Oh My Gog
GA: !
GA: !!!
GA: Ok I Believe Thats Sufficient Shout Poles To Display My Jubilation
GA: This Is Just Absolutely Lovely Dear
GA: ...
GA: Seriously Kiddo Howd You Know This Is One Of My Favorite Dresses
GA: You Nailed The Details On It
GA: ...
GA: Wow
GA: It Seems You Know Just How To Capture My Rainbow Drinker Glow Beneath That Blistering Alternian Sun
GA: Just Thank You
GA: Have The Loveliest Of Weeks Now
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DOLOROSA: Augh
DOLOROSA: !
DOLOROSA: I Lo+ve My Neo+phyte Mo+re Than The Seas Of Blo+o+d That Co+urses Thro+ugh My Veins My Mo+uth My Victims Go+rged Thro+ats
DOLOROSA: Sees So+ Obno+xio+us And A Co+cky Mo+therfucker But Yes
DOLOROSA: !
DOLOROSA: I Lo+ve Seer Mo+re Than Anything...
DOLOROSA: Tho+se Sexy Shades Pierce My Bo+so+m To+ My Co+re
DOLOROSA: Bleeding Me Dry Just To+ No+urish My Empty Veins With Tantalizing Teal Tendrils Fro+m Mo+uth To+ My Wo+mb
DOLOROSA: As Im Freed Of My Burdens New Life Birthed From My Blind Neo+phytes Pyrophoric Pro+phecies
DOLOROSA: !!!
DOLOROSA: Ignite My Pyre My Precio+us Pyro+pe
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vriskanrezi: thoughts?
KANAYA: The Art Is Comforting But Other Than That No It Wouldnt Last
KANAYA: It Seems Theres No World Where Vriska Could Be Anything Redder Than Pale To Either Of Us Honestly
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