#I KEEP SPRAYING IT WITH FEBREZE BUT ALL IT DOES IS GET STONED AND SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES

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can’t wait to explain to my professor why i was late for class tomorrow morning because i’ve been in a standoff with a spider all night 😭

#IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF #I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO #IT'S JUST SITTING THERE IN THE CORNER OF MY CEILING MENACINGLY #IT WANTS TO KILL ME AND IT'S SUCCEEDING #I KEEP SPRAYING IT WITH FEBREZE BUT ALL IT DOES IS GET STONED AND SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES #I DON'T EVEN LIKE KILLING THINGS AND I FEEL BAD ALREADY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO BUT IT'S 2AM OKAY HE NEEDS TO GO #I KEEP PLAYING EYE OF THE TIGER ON REPEAT TO PUMP MYSELF UP TO HIT IT WITH THE UMBRELLA BUT I KEEP CHICKENING OUT #I STILL HAVE TO SHOWER AND GO TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IF THE SPIDER DISAPPEARS I'LL D I E #anyway. hope you're all having a nice night #soho speaks