#I just want quiet serious Itachi to bust out and say something completely perverted and watch the others just go into shock

[yowyowyaoi]

Hidan: Hey, red-eyes ... what the fuck is it you like so much about shark-face? Deidara: Yeah, hm. Isn't it weird that he's part animal? Like doesn't that freak you out at all? Itachi: No. Kisame is the first person in my life to see me as a person, as just Itachi. He doesn't see my last name or my clan or my red eyes, he just sees ME. He takes care of me and worries about me and does everything he can to make me happy. I try and do that same for him. Deidara: Wow; that's actually really sweet. I didn't expect -- Itachi: Plus he's got not one, but TWO really big dicks ... and he knows how to use them. Hidan and Deidara: *later* Kakuzu: So who do we have to thank? Kisame: What do you mean? Sasori: *points* Hidan and Deidara have been nice and quiet ALL DAY. Such a gift doesn't happen that often around here. Kisame: Ah, well, I saw Itachi speaking with them earlier. Perhaps he said something to convince them to tone down their behavior? Itachi: *enters the room* I was simply talking to them about YOU, Kisa. About how much I love you. I suppose it was sweet enough to render them silent for the afternoon. Kisame: *hugs Itachi to him* You're such a sweetheart. Oh but you look a bit tired. *picks him up* Come, let me take you to bed. Hidan and Deidara, watching:

#kisaita #kisame x itachi #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #hidan #deidara #kakuzu #sasori #the akatsuki #I just want quiet serious Itachi to bust out and say something completely perverted and watch the others just go into shock #please?