#I love bees so the bit where Flowey accidentally sprays himself in the eyes was from me- the story god exacting revenge.

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Flowey's Funniest Home F Ups

(Contains MAJOR spoilers for my fics, Growing Pains 1 and 2) Basically, little scenes from throughout story where Flowey accidentally does something stupid and it ends up biting him in the metaphorical ass (BUT it's more funny than depressing)

Interestingly, I noticed there were more of these types of scenes in GP 2 than in the first one, he gets VERY humbled in a more physical comedy sort of way.

Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

Flowey summoned up a spikier vine to guard him, to which the girl nimbly backed up from before she could run face first into it.

“Apologize first!” Flowey snapped back.

“Apologize for WHAT?” she argued, she too was beginning to look like she was about to cry, mainly out of frustration.

But apparently wasn’t as frustrated as much as Flowey was as he lost his patience and slammed a basketball hard into the side of her head, she immediately fell to the grass.  .   .  .

 He stopped everything when she didn’t get up fast enough; noticing her eyes were closed, he stared carefully, fear twisting inside of him. .  . 

The fear rose when the others quickly became aware of the scene, he could see the anxiety in their eyes, the hushed whispers between them as they stared at the scene. .  . 

 He was beginning to call it quits as the sickening dread spread through him and worsened, if the others found out that he killed a human or severely hurt one they’d probably lock him back in the Underground or… worse.

All he wanted was to teach these brats a lesson they’d never forget, not kill them. . .

Then! To his relief, the girl suddenly groaned and rubbed at her head and shot up back to her feet.

“Done napping?” he quipped, quickly brushing the incident off as if it were nothing.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

“You have to talk to me, you can’t ignore me forever. We live together for fudge sake!” They said, talking to his back while he was pretending to be busy playing his zombie game.

“…,”

“Look I’m sorry for outing you to mom, but you know she deserved to know you were alive, dad too, besides, you know they were eventually going to find out anyway, I know you try to hide it, but you still sort of look like yourself, I know that doesn’t make any sense but- it’s true,”

“…,”

“If you’re a grumpy jerkwad who beats up people with basketballs say nothing,”

Finally, Flowey shot around inside his flower pot to look at them so hard he nearly knocked himself over, his face seething with anger, “ME?! YOU THINK I’M THE JERK?! I TOLD YOU I DID IT FOR YOU!”

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 2

His bad mood was getting worse and worse “what are you TALKING ABOUT?! I’ve told you, I don’t HAVE a soul- WHICH MEANS I CAN’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE! This is a stupid pointless conversation! Don’t you understand that taking me a therapist isn’t going to work?! I bet you’re just doing this to make you feel better about yourself!”

Toriel remained calm though, if anything, she seemed almost intrigued “but if you do not have a soul, then why did you want ‘revenge’ on the other children that bullied Frisk?”

But stubbornly, Flowey was no longer listening, “LALALALALALALALALALA!!! I’m not talking about this anymore! This whole thing you call a ‘conversation’ is as stupid and idiotic as you are, you OLD. UGLY. HAG!!”  

 “ASRIEL!” Frisk gasped loudly in disbelief, glaring at him in disgust.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 3

Once Frisk was finished they finally looked back at Flowey, whom had been distracting himself by making tiny airplanes out of the sticky notes, catching him in the act of aiming a plane at them, one eye squinting in concentration.

The little teenager cracked an amused grin as the airplane flew off and immediately began to crash way too soon, falling to the floor between the two.

Flowey’s face went deadpan serious, “look at what you did.”

Frisk didn’t fight the giggles that came out, and it forced Flowey to break character and crack a shy smile.

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 21

Frisk sighed glumly, "I miss the Shopkeeper, she's so nice and pretty, mom, we should really go back for a visit sometime,"

"Of course Frisk, oh and that reminds me, Flowey, when will you visit the Underground again? It's been so long since you left, don't you miss it at all?" Toriel asked.

Flowey licked a bit of marshmallow from the side of his cheek, "nope! Hahaha."

Toriel paused at his answer, leaning forward to get a clear, careful look into his eyes "...dear… just how many s'mores have you had?" she asked with a skeptical frown.

"Just one, I think I need- s'more!" Flowey replied with a giggly toothy grin.

Toriel and a few others giggled, but Papyrus gasped, "YOU NEVER MAKE PUNS, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU MY FRIEND?" and then, as he looked closer, he noticed a small plastic bag that Flowey was hiding behind a blanket close by, and with a quick snatch, he held it up in the air.

It was the second bag of backup marshmallows, and by the looks of it, Flowey had managed to eat half the bag while no one was looking.

"lots of marshmallow by the look of it," Sans quipped.

"Golly, not my marshstash!" Flowey said in a sudden surprise, but was unable to hold the frown and started laughing hard; the second pun causing Frisk to finally crack and join him in his laughter, unable to resist his silly behavior.

"Oh Flowey no! You know what too much sugar does to you! You are going to regret this later when that headache hits mister," Toriel lectured.

(Later that night…)

The downside to it was that he was unable to sleep due to the headache that was rearing its ugly head, he opted for closing his eyes and focusing on the gentle sounds outside, the slight shifts of everyone's slowing movement, quiet conversations he couldn't quite make out, the peaceful crickets, hushed giggles coming from Alphys that insinuated she was probably texting Undyne. . .

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Growing Pains 1, Chapter 13

Frisk sighed, groaning to themselves "I should have just surprised you, I don't know what I'm thinking. Ugh, I feel so baaaaaad,"

"Go back to bed,"

"Read your book,"

"I don't feel like it,"

"Alice in Wonderland is a good book. Keep. Reading. It."

"Ugh,"

"You want to keep talking don't you?"

"Ugh," he did, but he really wasn't going to admit it.

On the other end of the line, he heard Toriel say something in a stern voice, causing Frisk to abruptly start talking again.

"Oh-! Never mind, queen of the house wants me to go back to bed too, like mother, like son… well, love you, talk to you later,"

"Love you too,"

There was a sharp pause over the phone. . .

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 2

He sat there for a moment, completely enchanted until he finally noticed he was staring and that Frisk hadn’t noticed he was there yet- oh, jeez, was this creepy? He hadn’t meant to spy!

He was quick to make himself known.

“Howdy I-,” he began but took a misstep with his roots and fell face-first into the carpet “ggghh, damnitall,”

Maybe too quick. 

Frisk jumped to their feet, brush still in hand as they hurried over to him, kneeling down in worry, ready to help as he worked to push himself back up.

“I literally just bathed,” he grumbled, rubbing at his face in annoyance.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 2

Toriel had taken Frisk out to do some clothes shopping, leaving the teen home alone and unchaperoned.

Everything was going fine until he found himself feeling peckish.

That in itself was also fine, heating up two… no, three simple easy to make frozen burritos, the big problem was a few minutes later after he finished his food and attempted to crawl back down the table when he lost his bearings and slipped off, falling down onto the hard floor below.

Usually, he was good and did well when it came to falling, he was lightweight so it was rare for him to get hurt from doing so, but this fall in particular hurt, a lot, maybe it was because of all of the extra burrito weight that he was holding inside himself or… the weird angle he’d fallen in, or… maybe it was from the armrest of the chair he’d smacked into on the way down.

 All he knew was that his head and left eye hurt and that he was dizzy and angry that no one was there to help him when he finally needed it.

He groaned in pain, he had felt worse, much worse than this, still, though, he was hurt and he was embarrassed he had fallen so unceremoniously.

…Maybe it was a good thing that no one had been here to see it happen.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 9

“Alright, as much I love chatting with crazy women, it’s time to get going, c’mon Frisk,” Flowey said quickly, hastily hopping out of the boat.

“I share the same feelings, I love talking to the local crazy women here, we usually get together and talk about annoying teenage boys who don’t know how to hold their tongues when they should,” Vise retorted.

 Frisk smiled nervously, “sorry about him again, I guess we’ll see you later?”

Vise nodded to Frisk, “you will, but not too soon,”

“Oh, okay, well thank you for the boat ride!” Frisk said and hopped off, running to join Flowey who already started rolling away.

And as they got a better view of him, they started giggling.

“What is it?” he asked, still slightly annoyed.

Frisk bit their bottom lip to stop themselves from letting out any more giggles, they then took out their phone, and with an easy ‘click!’, they snapped a picture of him.

They then showed him the picture, revealing that somehow, Vise had placed her orange on top of Flowey’s head, it was strangely a cute look for him.

Flowey gasped, reaching up to snatch the orange from off his head, and scoffed in annoyed amusement.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 11

It was then, up ahead in the distance on the road, he caught the glimpse of all too familiar car, Toriel’s car-

Instantly panicking and his mind running faster by the millisecond, he turned and left, running off the pathway and speeding into the grass, making a beeline toward the nearby overgrown bushes that towered over the both of them.

“What’s wrong? Where are we going?” Frisk asked with concern.

But he didn’t get to answer them as he made another turn, but it was too sharp and too fast-

-and due to the combination of physics and gravity-

-It threw Frisk off of him and straight into the bush, practically disappearing- except for their hat, which was grabbed by a branch.

“Agh! Holy crap!” he heard them shout in distress.

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(Growing Pains 2, The Entirety of Chapters 22 & 23)

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 25

Sunday, the same kid came back, catching Flowey in the middle of shooting bees. 

“HAHAHA!” Flowey laughed as one exploded.

“You’re not supposed to do that, my teacher says the bees are dying out,”

“Heh, I hope so!” he said, then shot another, “I hate bees with a passion,”

“They’re helping to keep the earth alive, please don’t do that!” the kid said, getting upset.

Flowey looked over at the kid, “I’ll stop when they leave ME ALONE!”

At this, the kid backed up, “wait here… I can get you something, just please stop hurting them,” then ran off.

“Huh?” Flowey said, confused, “what are you going to get?”

“BUG REPELLENT!” the kid shouted back.

Flowey watched as the kid proceeded to get on a parked bike and fly off, disappearing from view.

Flowey then screamed in terror as a bee landed on his cheek, and he swatted it away and then proceed to shoot it dead, glaring down at the corpse with disgust.

After a few minutes, the kid came back, urgently spraying the bug repellent all around Flowey.

Once they were done, they handed it to him.

“Please don’t hurt anymore bees,” they said simply and ran off.

At this, Flowey only sighed, staring down at the bottle, reading the label and ingredients out of boredom, then proceeded to squeeze the trigger, accidentally spraying himself directly in the eyes and swearing obscenities in pain.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 25

Then, Flowey screamed and jerked back in fear as the loud sound of thunder instantaneously pierced into his brain, and then he jumped in the distance, lightning struck… catching a tree on fire.

He stared at the sight as the shock quickly faded, it was too far away to be an issue to him.

But he decided to take it as a sign, he needed to leave, now, before he was burned too.

At this decision, Flowey slid off the jungle gym, tunneling into the ground, going south. 

But after fifteen minutes, he heard the strangest sound coming from above… it almost sounded like… rushing water?

That was odd.

There shouldn’t be water in this area…

In his curiosity, Flowey began to climb to the surface, but as he did, he was abruptly grabbed and swept away by a strong current of rushing water, quickly solving his curiosity.

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Growing Pains 2, Chapter 30

Four hours later…

Flowey was currently mixing Frisk’s cake in a mixing bowl, humming nervously as he eyed the coo-coo clock on the wall.

Then he screamed as he accidentally splattered the mix onto his face and eyes, dropping the bowl in a panic-

#fic growing pains #SPOILERS #Flowey #Flowey the flower #flowisk #I love bees so the bit where Flowey accidentally sprays himself in the eyes was from me- the story god exacting revenge. #I was going to include -the baby- because that was definitely an accident...however it was more sweet accident than a funny one