#I'm just saying that Mayhaps Perhaps Possibly It Is Not Outside The Realm Of Probability

[magicalmanhattanproject]

“ah don’t worry we don’t have real wars here just fun little prank wars we’re peaceful here,” a hermit explains to the dsmp member who is here for their mandatory Hermitcraft Therapy Arc

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

the ground shakes underneath them as mumbo’s tunnel bore heads for the mycelium resistance hq

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

a death message pops up in chat that someone has been killed by a ravager 

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

cleo walks by, severed hermit heads spilling out of overflowing shulker boxes

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

6 death messages pop up in quick succession as tango repeatedly fails at hurtin’ hermits

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

dozens of stacks of tnt explode at once in a colossal eruption [bdoubleo100 blew up] the chat reads

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

[xisumavoid: how many more withers do you have to get through?]

[iJevin: maybe 60 or so? sorry for the noise]

[xisumavoid: no worries, just checking]

the sound of a wither spawning fills the air

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #Hermitcraft x dsmp #I'm just saying that Mayhaps Perhaps Possibly It Is Not Outside The Realm Of Probability #that someone coming to Hermitcraft may get culture shock. for reasons other than everyone is so nice #like yeah they don't grief each other #they just build ghast cannons and massive labyrinths filled with silenced phantoms and compete to collect each others' severed heads #for decoration! #it's fine :) #everything is fine :) #Hermitcraft is a friendly and nice server :) #and it's even more ridiculous that all that is actually true