#I'm sorry guys you're like the only ch self shippers I know 😭💀

[mika-you-nerd]

Celebrating the delicious last course coming out in a few hours by making a concerning amount of incorrect quotes (ft @ava-ships and @spookysonas lol)

Dolly: Everyone synchronise your watches.  Ollie: don't know how to do that.  Sal: I don't wear a watch.  Chauncey: Time is a construct.

Beppi: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour. 

Goopy: Is this mistletoe?  Val: Uh, no, that's basil.  Goopy: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.  Val: Yeah, it’s still basil. 

Specter: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

Devil: Who do we know that has handcuffs?  Tallulah: Well Dice and I-  Dice: *elbows Tallulah*  Tallulah: ...wouldn't know.

Isla: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.  Beppi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.  Isla: You mean ring bearER, right?  Beppi:.... Isla: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Beppi: What’s up with Chauncey? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?  Ollie: He's just a little overwhelmed.  Beppi: Why?  Sal: Dolly smiled at him.

Tallulah: How do you want your coffee?  Dice: Black, like my soul.  Tallulah:  Tallulah: Dice, honey, your soul is a latte. 

Goopy: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.  Dolly: ...We're on the ground floor.  Goopy: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Luanne: Did it hurt when you fell-  Specter: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-  Luanne: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.  Specter: ...  Luanne: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Sal: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.  Ollie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.  Dolly: A realist sees a freight train.  Chauncey: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Specter, trying to impress Luanne: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.  T-bone: They turned it off and back on again.

Goopy: Don't go to the kitchen.  Val: Why?  Goopy: I saw a spider.  Val: Well, did you kill it?  Goopy: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Isla: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.  Dice: Nat 20 Charisma.  Isla: That is NOT how that works-

Beppi: honk.  Sal: WHAT.  Beppi: HONK.  Sal: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

#I'm sorry guys you're like the only ch self shippers I know 😭💀 #mika shitposts #f/o #lovable sleazy blockhead #heart-shaped balloons #platonic f/o #s/i: tallulah frankenstein #s/i: isla glacier #mutuals #other ships