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Hi so ik I’ve been dead for several decades but consider this ship trope

Reads gothic novels and thinks they’re literary masterpieces x reads gothic novels and also thinks they’re literary masterpieces but also thinks they’re the funniest shit ever

#Live laugh love Dracula daily #anyways I’m alive #and I’ve actually gotten around to reading Frankenstein #And I am in love with this dumb fucking college dropout who can’t parent his creation for shif #And of course the creature themselves like come on #Mika shitposts #ship dynamics #ship tropes #gothic literature #gothic lit memes

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I came back from the dead to produce a dumb horror film idea let’s gooo

Ok so yk how werewolves get all werewolf-y when they see the full moon right? Ok so imagine the reason that they get all feral and attack ppl is because they’re out on a full moon and the werewolf in question wants the be the only one who witnesses it

So imagine like a survival horror film located in a house or apartment where someone who has survived this kind of attack before knows what to do and so they stay inside for the night close the curtains and they don’t show the werewolf on screen but rather it plays with the idea of not fighting the monster but being able to survive long enough until the night ends

#So it’s literally like a normal night but w a little extra anxiety hehehe #and it could be elevated with news updates on what’s happening in the area with the werewolf #or it could play with the inherent curiosity of the unknown and that sometimes it’s wise not to do that #it could probably work with one character or a group of ppl but that could leave room for characters doing stupid things sooo #mika shitposts #movie idea #horror movie idea

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having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

#REAL #reblog

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@toasty-self-shipping this is us and I love it

✧ Self-shippers! Say something nice about the person you reblogged this post from!

I wanna spread some positivity!

#reblog

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Okay but idea

Your f/o reads your thirst posts about them

#Oh NO #dhehe hi guys :D #dont mind me being an absolute whore on main it will happen again <3 #f/o #reblog

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When the king farted, why did nobody laugh?

Because noble gases don’t cause reactions.

#LMAO #Hehehehehe #Yes #reblog

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anyways imagine your vampire f/o going crazy and running around your house @ 3am cause they have the zoomies

my sister just told me that a vampire hunting at night has the exact same energy of a cat having the zoomies and I will forever cherish that concept 🥰

#The analogy of vampires being just big fancy cats is smth I will never get over #it makes so much sense tho #they like eating they often hate ppl they like to go eep #we love to see it #imagine your f/o #vampire f/o #reblog

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my sister just told me that a vampire hunting at night has the exact same energy of a cat having the zoomies and I will forever cherish that concept 🥰

#mika shitposts #zoom zoom

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#REAL #hehhehe #reblog

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sometimes seeing my f/o source material makes me want to go

#Real #reblog

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Beppi the clown! 🎈✨

#Hehe I love him :> #f/o #heart-shaped balloons #reblog

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I just think Beppi is Hilarious and Everyone gets to Enjoy his company!

#LMAO #reblog

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what the hell is going on in booktok

#damn what colleen Hoover book is this 👀 #reblog

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I have returned

#Hey besties I’m alive #Yippee #apologies for the jumpscare mans has been fucken ugly since 1993 #yes I’ll be going crazy over this show when it comes out idc #Anyways how are you guysssss #mika shitposts #goosebumps #hehe

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My dad said that barbie was nostalgia bait but is is excited for Oppenheimer, like mf what are you nostalgic about? War?

#I hate to put two queens against each other 😔 #but goddamn it I will get my dad to watch barbie with me if it is the last thing I do 😤 #mika shitposts #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer

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I’M GOING TO THE BARBIE PREMIERE LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

#mika says #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023

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Oooo so I've noticed that your new s/i's last name is o'hara and he apparently has daddy issues I NEED SOME LORE ON THIS MAN 😩

AND I WILL PROVIDE I HAVE SO MUCH TO RAMBLE ABOUT HIM

Sooo Gabriel lost his father a while back when he was like very young but when he found out there was multiverse travel he decided to find his dad in like another universe

But unfortunately the Miguel O’Hara he ran into is the bitch ass hoe from the movie who hates messing up canon events so that pissed Gabriel the fuck off

The issue is that he wasn’t able to reveal his identity to Miguel so he decided fuck it if you’re not gonna hear me out you don’t get to know that your son from another universe is trying to find your ass

So basically he decided to have his name be Felix Hardy (since there wasn’t a Black Cat in this universe) and long story short he decided to become a thief that travels across the multiverse to steal shit and piss every single spider society mf off

Long story short Gabriel doesn’t have daddy issues Miguel has son issues LMAO

#now that I think about it how were Gabriel and Hobie even rivals??? #probably just wanted to upstage each other tbh #mika answers #s/i stuff #s/i: gabriel o'hara #anon