#Jews made the QR code on my business cards stop working

[wedding-shemp]

Ok ok I can't find the post to screenshot it so you'll have to bear with me. But I saw with my own two eyes someone speculating that the "Palestine" tag was being supressed from trending (it wasn't) because th owner of Tumblr is Jewish (he isn't). And y'know. Ok. I should be mad. But it is just now hitting me how how funny it is to take the ol' "Jews run the Media" line and apply it to TUMBLR. We run the media, but only the lamest half-dead social media platforms you can possibly imagine. That's hilarious, I can't even be that upset.

#Our tentacles are everywhere! We got Tumblr! #Who KNOWS what we'll do with that kind of power #Just blaming Jews for the lamest most ineffectual modern problems you can imagine #Jews discontinued the Dunkin donuts cereal #Jews made the QR code on my business cards stop working #Jews convinced Mattel to use kankalon hair for some of the new monster high dolls even though saran would have been better #Jews broke the screen on my switch lite in such a specific way that it's completely fine except for one dead pixel in the corner that #Drives me crazy #The Jews fucked with the chip in my debit card that time I was trying to get out of that parking garage in Boston and I had to go to the #Service desk to explain what happened and it was kind of embarrassing