#KAKSK IM HOWLING

[alienaiver]

kuroo's starting to get comfortable at your place. youre cooking breakfast while he's in the shower - the door's ajar and you can hear him sing off-key. your cat is sitting curiously in front of the bathroom door because despite being eight years old and seeing you survive a shower every time, is still convinced humans get mortally wounded by the sprays of water.

you dont notice the change in tune or lack of water sprays as you flip kuroo's egg. he doesn't like them sunny side up, so with your tongue sticking out in concentration, you try not to break the yolk during the maneuver.

thats when you hear the first shriek. and another, inhuman in its octave but so kuroo that theres no doubt in your mind. you start to walk towards the bathroom, a question on your tongue when he yells,

"who taught you to bite defenseless people! i am sitting here naked because nature called but it certainly didnt call for you!"

you can't help the snort that leaves you as you bend over laughing. he whines your name, "can you call him? oh woe is me, my poor ankles," he cries and you start calling out to your cat. opting to give kuroo some privacy, you close the door after you've succesfully retrieved the culprit. an ashamed "thank you!" is heard and you shake your head before walking back to the kitchen to finish breakfast. you're glad he's comfortable at your place now but embarassed by the behavior of your cat. you count your lucky stars he's a cat person, too.

#is this like. a tmi subject? JSJSJSJQKK IDK MAN my family and stuff all have IBS so this is not an embarassing subject st all? #but whO KNOWS LOL #my cat bit me when i was naked on the toilet. it felt like a kuroo thing tbh. just his luck #kuroo tetsurou fluff #haikyuu fluff #uh. what do u call it? number 2? #bowel movements? #KAKSK IM HOWLING #nohr.writing #nohr.hq