#Literally tts Vulkan is the canon vulkan

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Very randomly I found a short story about Vulkan, talking about the time Curze destroyed Nostramo and how he and Horus wanted to deal with Curze after that.

I can post some excerpts if you are curious but let me tell ya, Vulkan is such a precious Boi <3

#Literally tts Vulkan is the canon vulkan #Not even lying #Behaving like such a loving daddy #Adorable #Vulkan

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i made a tierlist based on how unique your favourite primarch makes you. if your fave is really common don’t worry about it, hipsters are The Devil and Satanael makes her Home in their Hearts

feel free to reblog w/ your tier in the tags

some further analysis under the cut

S tier: self explanatory. vulkan gets ignored by THE NOVELS THEMSELVES (shoutout to Fulgrim, in which he’s there but he doesnt have a SINGLE line) + everyones like OH NOOOO SANGUINIUS DIED 100%ignoring ferrus. they have their fans, of course, but if youre a vulkan or ferrus fan i am so fucking sorry sweetie

A tier: these dudes are perceived to be boring as fuck. theyre really not (none of the primarchs are, given warhammer40k is an EU) but theyre still perceived like that. but the narrative doesnt necessarily actively forget them like S tier ones

B tier: you’re a fucking sjw, gay, or both (this is my tier)

C tier: you probably just like them for the memes but you know what? you’re valid. it’s fine to like a character because you like their meme behavior. it’s okay. we love you anyways. also TTS dorn is a more likeable and fun character than canon dorn fight me

D tier: the only overlap btwn mortarion fans and leman russ fans is that you both agree that magnus was a dumb piece of fuck

E tier: you like warhammer40k and you read novels. you might, like literally everyone on this planet, enjoy an edgelord. just bc it’s not hipster doesn’t mean it’s not good, friend (also Roboute is here because he has the same net% of fans as the other ones)

F tier: there are 2 kinds of sanguinius and/or magnus fans. i will not tell you what those kinds are. i will not tell you which kind you are. the price you pay for crimson boy crimes is never knowing what the fuck i am talking about and also having to share faves with 300 Extremely Grimdank TTS Joke Repeaters that exclusively quotes memes that have to be taken behind the shed and put down. this doesnt make you a bad person it just means you have ASS TERRIBLE LUCK. remember: the devil lives in the hipster’s heart. i’ve lost at least one friendship bc the other person was FUCKING INSUFFERABLE about their taste’s superiority. also sanguinius and magnus are both genuinely fascinating and interesting and just because theyre popular doesnt mean theyre bad LOL

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