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snowisflesh · 2 years

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ok so here are my ratings of all the adam sandler movies I've seen:

Going Overboard (1989): 0/10 somehow this movie has a budget of 800,000 dollars and still looks like it was shot on an ipod in someone's garage in 2009. not funny not sexy. zero stars.

Billy Madison (1995): solid 4/10, pretty stupid and has a lot of dumb jokes but that's why it's fun.

The Wedding Singer (1998): 9/10 actually a pretty cute and funny romcom. I watched this one with my parents.

The Waterboy (1998): 7/10 adam was really killing it in '98. waterboy is a classic, again with dumb jokes and again that's why it's fun. I haven't watched it in several years so my memory is shotty but I remember it being better than most of his movies

Big Daddy (1999): 7/10 it's cute. I bought a DVD copy of this film to give to my dad on father's day once

Little Nicky (2000): 10/10 this movie is so so so fucking funny because it is ATROCIOUS. but I'm sure it was written as a weird satirical take on christianity and that alone gives it an automatic five stars. there's a scene where little nicky dissolves into thousands of spiders with adam sandler's face on them.

50 First Dates (2004): 6/10 it's ok

Click (2006): 8/10 again with the weird satirical adam sandler movies. I absolutely refuse to believe the writers of this one weren't laughing their asses off while making it. it's funny because it's bad.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007): 5/10 for some reason my lesbian friend really wanted me to watch this and I did and it was ok? some scenes were very hard to sit through but I guess the part where adam sandler says gay people deserve rights is good

Bedtime Stories (2008): 10/10 a classic. cute!

Funny People (2009): 10/10 not only is it genuinely pretty well written, not only is the acting believable, not only is it a weird introspective take on adam sandlers life, not only is the score so sexy, but jason schwartzman is sooo hot in it. you guys know how I get about douchey jason characters and mark taylor jackson was probably the second of his roles I felt really attracted to. if I keep thinking about him I'll start moaning like a cat in heat so I'll move on.

Grown Ups (2010): 5/10 alternative title: adam sandler gets paid to chill with his friends

Just Go With it (2011): 4/10 it was ok.

Hotel Transylvania (2012): 9/10 again cute

Blended (2014): 5/10 for some reason I thought this was the same movie as just go with it and now I'm remembering that this one is the one where adam sandler goes on safari and just go with it is the one where he faked his own death. bumping down both. wait no what the fuck no it isn't. are blended and just go with it the same movie. which one is the one where adam sandler fakes his own death?

Hotel Transylvania 2/3 (2015, 2018): like solid 6/10 I don't even care enough to rank them seperately

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (2017): 8/10 genuinely a good movie.

Murder Mystery (2019): 5/10 whatever

Hubie Halloween (2020): 5/10 I watched this with my then-roommate and about ten minutes in she got up and left and didn't come back.

thank you for your time

i love ur list bestie and i agree with the ones ive seen 4 sure. im watching hubie halloween as we speak and it sure is a movie. im pretty sure blended and just go with it r different movies, tbh i would have to bump down every movie that includes a refernce to adam sandlers odd earlobe kink

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helpicant-stop · 3 years

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sylvester do u have any song recs im asking because you’re a cool and funky person and also i need more songs

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO FUCKIN LONG TO BE ASKED THIS

we're going by genres now bitch

vocaloid: check here

dsmp: out of touch by tia jade if by some miracle you haven't seen it yet and also betray somebody by oh no he's here. also if you haven't seen derivakat/kanaya songs yet how the hell are you in this fandom /lh

songs for when you are a cat but also own a copy shop: copy cat by melanie martinez, copycat by vocacircus, my copycat by orange caramel, copycat by billie eilish

stuff that has fairytale vibes: jabberworky, tarts, winter moon, come little children, the willow maid all by erutan; sera was never cover by alina gingertail {erutan also has one on her instrumental channel the menagerie}; le bal des chats by cecil corbel

songs that are kind of dark but have fantastic vibes: the evelyn evelyn album {cw because i'm pretty sure sandy fishnets is about pedophilia}; the murder of jane crow {my lobotomy is a banger but cw for alcohol and [you guessed it] lobotomies}; we're all mad by the circus contraption; death of the cog by the cog is dead; blood right by madame macabre {fun fact i found this song about 4 years ago via a now deleted gachaverse series }; the silent by tragic tantrum {cw for like slight ableist language, parasitic behaviour, eating someone inside out without consent and general disturbing themes}; bully boys by the tiger lillies {this isn't even dark i don't think it's just a little quirky goofy silly and a little weird}

song that feels like if queer people turned the colour purple into a drink: all dolled up and cosmicandy girl by the orion experience {see also: adrianne by the orion experience. it doesn't have the same vibe i just love the song in general}

old songs with good vibes: the george baker selection {favourites are dreamboat and una paloma blanca} and bad girls by donna summer

metal/rock??: yorktown and monster ball by butcher babies; inkya impulse from asobi asobase {shoutout to the unused one that also slaps}; this guy called falkkone who makes banger covers {they did baby shark for april fools once and i listen to it every morning as motivation/hj}; linzey rae {she has her own band but she made a cover of shut up and dance like 6 years ago and i love it}; pisces by jinjer; idol, telephone, and toxic covers by lauren babic; anything by babymetal {but i love iine and shanti shanti shanti}; age age money by ladybaby; the in-between and as above, so below by in this moment; lies behind your eyes' cover of fake love; our last night's 7 rings cover; everything by the oozes but specifically wanker, bitchboy and cryin' (like a baby); the cover of usseewa by futakuchi mana

stuff with unplaceable genres but are really poggers: tantrum, maggots and daisy 2.0 by ashnikko and brutus by buttress {cw for murder}; undertaker by graveyardguy {cw for ??? weirdly graphic suggestive themes and a mention of maggots}

hyperpop: anything by dorian electra but specifically my agenda and ram it down; the friday remix and personal by rebecca black; toxic by pussy riot {cw for blood and a mention of a dick}; legend by alice longyu gao and alice glass; this one mashup of faceshopping by sophie and nicki minaj's monster verse or something; in my mouth by the black dresses {cw for suggestive themes}

this one artist with a genre that i can't describe: lil mariko but specifically boring and i'm baby {cw for suggestive themes in a lot of them}

songs that absoputely SERVE: fashionista by jimmy james; immature couture by poppy; hot couture and robbed by manila luzon; my beauty by beauty freak ft. malee; let's face it i'm cute by 11 acorn lane

poppy: poppy. she does like. so many genres you're bound to find at least one thing that bangs but for more pop-ish stuff go to girls in bikinis/am i a girl, for stuff that sounds like 90s rock (?) her and so mean are banger, for stuff that sounds calming go to poppy's christmas album or the majority of flux, for her like electronic(??) aggressive loud soundy stuff in a similar vein to derivakat's revived i really like the eat ep {cw for: political shit in CUE, antinatalism (???) themes in breeders and an ed in EAT} and the extras in i disagree. her music also frequently features screams! bite your teeth is i think one of the most traditionally metalish ones she has and i have no idea where meat, voicemail and choke fall but boy do they bang {cw for themes of consuming humans/slaughterhouse practises and asphyxiation}; she also has instrumentals, like music to scream to

also no idea what genres these are: jazmin bean's music bangs and is also really diverse. my personal favourites are super slaughter and worldwide torture but they're all amazing

musicals: lizzie the musical, especially the house of borden {general cw for domestic abuse, poison, food poisoning, death, prison and murder} ; the guy who didn't like musicals, especially join us and die {cw for gross cult shit??, murder, police brutality being satirised??, gore, and a small emetophobia warning}; chicago but my favourite changes depending on the day but cell block tango is a good start because it is about women murdering their husbands; and six, especially all you wanna do {cw for grooming. also haus of holbein has a historically inaccurate line about corsets}. avenue q is mildly questionable but boy if i don't listen to if you were gay every day {cw for ?? a song about racism ??? and suggestive themes but they're fucking puppets so idk man}; the cats musical but specifically mr. mistofellees, memory (reprise) and rum tum tugger {cw for vaguely suggestive cat behaviour}

opera {these are prety popular but i still like them okay}: habanera from carmen; the doll song from tales of hoffmann; fruhlingsstimmen {big q's lore stream had the instrumental version of this as the background music}, figaro's aria from the barber of seville; queen of the night from the magic flute

anime osts: the youjo senki and puella magi madoka magica osts (including the opening and ending), the asobi asobase ending song

horror(??) instrumentals: check out colin stetson! i especially love among the sef

classical: literally anything by tchaikovsky, but can can music by offenbach; in the hall of the mountain king by grieg {which, fun fact, was interpolated into ashnikko's halloweenie iv: innards. by the way if you watch innards it has very graphic body horror fx, insect mentions, and general unsettling themes}; beethoven's 9th symphony; the planets by gustav holst; and lacrimosa by mozart are also really good

rap ?? music: anything by rico nasty but i like the smack a bitch remix and ohfr and also pj by ppcocaine is really good {suggestive themes cw also i think there's a straight up moan in there at some point}; and roman holiday by nicki minaj {cw for converstion therapy and an exorcism if you choose to watch the grammys video of it}

childrens songs {mostly disney} that make me want to buy a giant oven and bake a failed elsa cake /pos: shiny; a girl worth fighting for; how bad can i be {i'm being so serious rn fuckin fight me on this /j/lh}; evil like me; the walrus and the carpenter; how can i refuse and barbie songs in general;

and lastly: threnody by missmi. yes i am fucking promoting her songs again because yall better listen to them they're legit so good. part 7 just came out yesterday and it's a banger now go watch them

#long post #asks!!#spider ////o\\\\#bestie im so sorry it took me like 4 months to get to this ask #magnificent song recs #<- so i can find this again next time in case i want to rb and add more #chitter

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