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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'I confiscated what appears to be a lighter and a can of hairspray from members of my science unit.'

'I believe I understand why so many of our new cadets were sent to the sick bay with burns.'

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[dearestblood]

tag dump !

#MY RESPONSE WOULD BE GO TO HELL / * && ( CRACK ) #A MAN OF TWO WORLDS / * && ( VIS ) #MOST ILLOGICAL / * && ( ASKS ) #IT IS ... INTERESTING / * && ( HEADCANNONS ) #THE NEEDS OF THE MANY / * && ( PROMO ) #THE NEEDS OF THE FEW / * && ( SELF PROMO ) #SPOCK TO ENTERPRISE / * && ( MEMES ) #BEING SPLIT IN TWO HALVES IS NO THEORY WITH ME / * && ( MUSINGS ) #VULCANS NEVER BLUFF / * && ( BANTER ) #IT IS VERY BAD POETRY / * && ( DASH GAMES ) #A DAZZLING DISPLAY OF LOGIC / * && ( THREADS ) #LIFE IS QUEUE A DREAM / * && ( QUEUE ) #IT OCCURRED. I DISMISSED IT. / * && ( OPEN ) #YOU ARE EMPLOYING A DOUBLE NEGATIVE / * && ( DASH COMM ) #LOGIC IS A LITTLE TWEETING BIRD CHIRPING IN A MEADOW / * && ( OOC ) #THAT IS AN OUTSTANDINGLY STUPID IDEA / * && ( STARTER CALLS )

[starfleetsxvulcan]

'If my personal life or choices are brought up as a form of complaint one more time by Ensign Chekov I WILL drop him into the deepest part of this ship's recreational pool.'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'It has been two hours, thirty minutes and exactly twenty seconds since the trivial game of Hide and Seek started. Mr. Chekov has not been located.'

#i was talking about the crew playing hide and seek throughout the ship #chekov is a grandmaster at hiding #but spock is a pretty formidable seeker when he gets involved #Logic Is A Little Tweeting Bird Chirping In A Meadow (crack)

[starfleetsxvulcan]

'Mr. Scott...you do not have to stand approximately ten feet away from me anymore, I assure you.' Spock is suddenly hyper aware of the engineer and his presence so close to the door he dismantled like a barbarian. 'I will not be forcing anyone else onto the floor and most certainly not you.'

No...no apology about-

Alright.

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'I could create a situation where a backflip would be completely necessary for your own survival for you. It would not be challenging.'

Spock was that a thinly-veiled threat-

#spock: have you ever had to backflip out of a problem #bones: no #spock: *rapidly approaching* would you like to- #Logic Is A Little Tweeting Bird Chirping In A Meadow (crack)

[starfleetsxvulcan]

Spock walks in to see an argument about that blasted card game Jim made up.

He begins to turn to walk out.

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'I met the most insufferable people.'

A pause.

'Yet, they also met me.'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'I will be acquiring rocket boots and no one will be able to stop me when I do.'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

Directly, judgmentally squinting at the reflection of himself.

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'Doctor, I cannot believe you are being this insufferable. I am merely offering.'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

A certain Vulcan is on the way to the Bridge to reprimand a tiny russian.

He totally isn't pissed he wasn't invited to marshmelon roasting-

#he loves marshmelons #:( #Logic Is A Little Tweeting Bird Chirping In A Meadow (crack)

[starfleetsxvulcan]

'Yes, Jim the Second, we can FEEL'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

Spock is currently staring at Jaylah on the floor.

'That was not a fair fight.'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'What would happen if all three of us give the good doctor a little pinch...'

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[starfleetsxvulcan]

'WHAT did you do this time?'

'Assumptions, assumptions.'

#when you somehow offend yourself #Logic Is A Little Tweeting Bird Chirping In A Meadow ( crack )