#MY LITTLE BLONDE BITCH (DILF) HAS RETURNED FROM WAR (retirement)

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Streets are saying Seb is in Abu Dhabi. Sebastian. As in…Sebastian VETTEL? The little blonde bitch? That flirty gremlin with the finger? The endearingly psychotic German menace? That twink acting as MARK WEBBER’S SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON? …is (allegedly) in Abu Dhabi????

#I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE STAT #MY LITTLE BLONDE BITCH (DILF) HAS RETURNED FROM WAR (retirement) #I’ve never seen a retiree return to their place of work this frequently #seb please come back (for real) the kids miss you #sebastian vettel #formula 1 #abu dhabi 2023 #abu dhabi gp 2023