#Miso the Rizzler 🐺

[minty-bubblegum]

HELP MY BROTHER WAS EATING WHOPPERS AND SAID "Ayo I got three balls.Some people just settle for two, but I settle for three. This nutsack is really gonna crack my teeth"

BRO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT IT'S INAPPROPRIATE BC IT HAS TO DO WITH BALLS

OMFGGGGG THIS REMINDS ME WE HAD A SUB IN SCIENCE AND SHE DIDN'T GIVE US ANY WORK SO WE GOOFED OFF THE ENTIRE FUCKING CLASS AND SO I WAS ON YOUTUBE SHOWING THE FUCKING GOOFIEST VIDEOS TO MIA 😭😭😭😭😭

I SHOWED HER DEE'S NUTS AND THIS STORY ABOUT PLAYING WITH BALLS OR WHATEVER LMAOOOO

#moony 🌕 #IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IN THAT CLASS I WANT YO GO BACK 😭😭 #AND OMG I WAS TUGGING ON TYLER'S HOOD BC JE WENT W US FOR THE SPILT LIST #AND I CALLED HIM MY DOG AND BRO WAS OKAY WOTH OT #AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO WRITE OMEGAVERSE WATTPAD SMUT ABOUT CHRIS AND YERIK CUS THEY CALLED HIM A HOMO 😭😭 #I HAD SOOOOO MANY FUNNY ASS VIDEOES I SHOWED MIA 😭😭 #oh yeah :3 #Miso the Rizzler 🐺

[minty-bubblegum]

*big sigh* now I must watch murder drones....... *Cries*

#ishould make a tag for the girlypop I'm always speaking of #Miso the Rizzler 🐺 #She's the one that mostly got me into the hyperfixation hell #Now I am obsessed w tadc smh #She wants me to watch murder drones too #So ig I'll watch that too 😔😔😔😔😔😔 #Cries more #Ilve crying tbh

[minty-bubblegum]

I should stop rizzing people. Yesterday I was just trying to peacefully eat my lunch and I said something silly and so the guy sitting next to me goes "ur scaring the hoes away . Stop putting ur hoes before ur bros" and the bitch who's on the other side of me goes "u dumbass she is the hoe". Maybe I should just let myself be rizzed up. I have been told way too many times my rizz is horrible. The only person I can trust with my rizz is Miso. She gets me. I'll tell her something bad like "r u a keyboard cus ur my type" and she'll be like "🤭 certified gyatt inspector here 🤪 im so jealous of ur heart rn, cus it's pounding inside you and not me 😘" and she'd put her arm around my waist like bro. I AM REALLY A BOTTOM HELL NO I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND START TOPPING I SWEAR

#FR #I WILL ON DAY BRO TRUST ME #Miso the Rizzler 🐺 #I WILL LEARN FROM THE MASTERS #I COMING OUT FOR Y'ALL I PROMISE