#My man drac out here saying thot rights

[doctorloup]

So I found an English translation of Icelandic Dracula

This shit is truly unhinged. I've just got to the point where Dracula is straight up saying it's unclassy for a noble Transylvanian to get mad when his hot cousin wife takes a himbo peasant lover because these things should be expected, you know?

Also apparently I still hear all written Dracula dialogue in @bullshotuk's voice in my head.

#My man drac out here saying thot rights #Did I mention this is Thomas Harker not Jonathan? #Who is incidentally lusting over the cousin wife #Sometimes there are alliterative allusions to the Icelander sagas it's a whole thing #dracula #Makt myrkranna