#NO FUCKIN WAY

[smigglescultture]

I cant even make shit up, I found these glasses while at the thrift store today.

#no fuckin way #i cant beleive it #tccblr

[oh-snapperss]

what's this about a life series next week? no way..

#laurie thoughts #no fuckin way

[gimmethatagustd]

y'all my sister is dealing with the weirdest shit rn??? it sounds like a really cliche fanfic jsdkhjfs

the apartment complex she lives in is authorized to place a new roommate in her apartment if one of her roommates leaves. literally a RANDOM fucking person gets to move into her apartment without her input at all. and the management only have to give her a 24 hour notice

like what in the fuck ?????????????????? is that not weird?? it's her own apartment??? i don't understand. what if the person is a weirdo!!!

#could not be me #no fuckin way #jai talks

[icarus-star]

lobsters r actually so crazy.

#those things live under water??? #no way #no fuckin way #☆arties diary

[clowningly]

MY SON . HE IS SICK

#randy rambles #smg4 #NO FUCKIN WAY #nobody will ever understand the shriek i let out upon seeing him #i need him to die

[albatris]

problem is I want piercings but I haaaaate getting piercings

#piercings r 100x more unpleasant than tattoos #i actually kinda like getting tattooed even though oof ouch my skin #but you wanna PUNCTURE me??? through my skin???? just a tiny little pin prick over in a couple of seconds??? #no fuckin way #i get ANXIOUS abt piercings i get excited about tattoos

[helldiver-of-florida]

“Is it time for another legend to take his place?” Says the synopsis. No!!!!!! No. No <3333

#HAIL REAPER #GRAHHH 🦅🦅 #NO FUCKIN WAY #HAIL BLOODYDAMNED REAPER #FUCK EVERYONE ELSE #red rising #red rising series #darrow of lykos #darrow au andromedus #dark age

[authcenter]

down with cis bus ?

#no fuckin way

[ardl0]

holy shit is israel for real using alan dershowitz for their representation at the icj

#no fuckin way

[f4rlands]

i’m going to kill, my lecturer told me i have to read a 270-page book before friday. apparently it’s “not long” so i needn’t worry….

#NO FUCKIN WAY #IM LITERALLY NOT READING THAT #YOURE LUCKY IF I CAN READ 20 PAGES IN ONE SITTING #MY ADHD SWAGGER SAYS NO #speaks

[chronal-anomaly]

Lena singlehandedly charging into the belly of a titan omnic with nothing but a jury-rigged pulse bomb and a prayer?? Yeah.

#no fuckin way #her supposedly dead friends watching her on the news like #that pause between the bomb being placed and her reemerging?? terrifying #that was their only shot and she just /did it/ #im so gay #also the fact that her winston and mei still charged into the fight with only some trepidation #knowing about no backup #they knew it was a real possibility that they could die out there #shes stupid but i love her #( ooc. )

[vodkadraws]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#10 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #NO FUCKIN WAY

[vampstel]

I have over 400 drawings to save to google drive so Ibis stops glitching out. Help me 😭😭

#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱ #I ain’t risking finishing another drawing and it getting corrupted #no fuckin way #it’s almost june. I need to make videos >:(

[tiphares]

if ur partner doesnt hav even 1 pic of u on their personal instagram then lmao

#fr #like grl #ur ok w th@ #no fuckin way #red flag land

[wren-kitchens]

HOLY FUCK YOU FUCKIN WHAT

#OMG #OMH #YOU FUCKIN WHAT #NO FUCKIN WAY #WE WERE RIGHT #JUST A LITTLE BIT LATER #empires spoilers #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft x empires #THIS WEEK ON HERMITCRAFT: ME

[cliffburton]

been saying NO MAMES over and over w a string of my voice while laughing abt this 😭

#incantations #no fuckin way