#OG dracula is a creepy old man and does not make a good love interest in the slightest

[lucamagica]

#dracula daily #dracula #listen. I love gay vampires #I think vampires are sexy #and I would love a retelling of dracula where he is sexy and seduces johnathan harker #but that’s not what we’re reading #OG dracula is a creepy old man and does not make a good love interest in the slightest #just take him for the horror monster he is and enjoy how creepy and chilling he can be #and also please don’t think johnathan is dumb… #jokes about him being a wifeguy and a snobby brit who can’t handle spices are funny #but he isn’t stupid #he knows he’s in danger and he just can’t figure out a socially acceptable way to get out of it without proof #enjoy the humor and irony in that bc it’s way funnier and more interesting than him just being oblivious