#Phoenix during rfta: You want a banana? You look like you need a banana

[abluescarfonwaston]

Thinking about Very Scary Miles Edgeworth who is a Vampire and all the kids at school (and later everyone in court) is TERRIFIED of him because ‘he’ll suck your blood!’

And then after the class Trial Phoenix and Larry go to eat lunch with him. Phoenix is trying very hard to be brave as Miles opens up his lunch box. Larry is shaking behind him. Is he going to pull out a blood bag??? A blood juice box? A LIVE ANIMAL TO SUCK DRY????

He pulls out a banana. Just goes to town on it. Cheeks puffed out because he just shoved the whole thing in at once. Chewing very seriously but with eyes closed because he loves it so much.

Turns out he’s a part of the fruit bat line of vampires. He had no idea his classmates were scared of him.  Makes soft little chuffing sounds when he has a Really good piece of fruit.

Phoenix is ten and isn’t totally sure but he thinks he’s in love. He starts asking his mom to pack him fruit to share with Miles.

#vampire miles #but he's a fruit bad vamp #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #look that idea is just so cute i can't handle it #manfred (genuine vampire bat) tells him never to eat in public for the image(tm) #i think vampire bats are actually smaller than most fruit bats so i think that's also very fun #Giant Miles bat and Manfred (small) and Franziska (tiny) #Phoenix during rfta: You want a banana? You look like you need a banana #Miles: I DONT NEED A BANANA #Phoenix: Eat the banana #Miles eating the banana and his ears wiggling: ... this did not fix my problems #Phoenix: But you do feel better right #Miles: Shut up