Thinking about Very Scary Miles Edgeworth who is a Vampire and all the kids at school (and later everyone in court) is TERRIFIED of him because ‘he’ll suck your blood!’
And then after the class Trial Phoenix and Larry go to eat lunch with him. Phoenix is trying very hard to be brave as Miles opens up his lunch box. Larry is shaking behind him. Is he going to pull out a blood bag??? A blood juice box? A LIVE ANIMAL TO SUCK DRY????
He pulls out a banana. Just goes to town on it. Cheeks puffed out because he just shoved the whole thing in at once. Chewing very seriously but with eyes closed because he loves it so much.
Turns out he’s a part of the fruit bat line of vampires. He had no idea his classmates were scared of him. Makes soft little chuffing sounds when he has a Really good piece of fruit.
Phoenix is ten and isn’t totally sure but he thinks he’s in love. He starts asking his mom to pack him fruit to share with Miles.
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I'm so tired of hearing that Phoenix saved Miles without hearing about any of its implications.
Because Phoenix's savior complex is a major problem not a solution. Because Wrightworth is not about Phoenix saving Miles, it's about them saving each other. Because in Farewell My Turnabout, Miles Edgeworth said "We aren't some sort of heroes. We're only human." and he was right.
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Fav phrase is "I just wanna put [character] in my pocket"
Like yeah I'm just gonna pick them right up, put them in my jacket pocket and leave
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franziska's interpersonal relationships are amazing. like she hangs out with her brother miles and someones like "oh is one of you adopted?" and she says "yes because my father killed his father." she goes on a date with maya and someone asks how they met and she says "well i tried to put her in jail for murder." a newbie at interpol asks how she started working with agent lang and she says "he tried to arrest me for treason."
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"why can't he be mine" i say looking at a character with 8 minutes of screentime
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At the end of the new Spiderverse movie when Miles was talking to Earth 42′s version of his mom, she TOTALLY thought he was about to come out to her. “I know you know I’ve been lying to you... It’s just I thought that if you knew, you wouldn’t love me the same” And she responds “nothing could change the fact that I love you.” You know she’s thinking like okay I have to pretend to be surprised yet supportive-
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