fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually
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the batkids at the grocery store and cass got separated from the group so she goes to the cashier and says "excuse me, i lost my brothers. Can i make an announcement?" and the cashier is like "yeah sure" and cass just YELLS into the microphone "GOODBYE ASSHATS I HAVE THE CAR KEYS" and drops the thing and sprints out
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Something about Bruce being so antisocial but still caring so much about other people really get to me
Like he doesn’t enjoy being around people but he still does everything in his power to protect them
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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore
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I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.
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every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had
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babe wake up new homophobic lgbt-representation dropped
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don’t fuck with me the tumblr bots find me funny enough to rb my posts
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anyone else scared of single player minecraft. not just like oh it’s scary to mine alone. but the odd paranoia that there is another user there. that you’ll be playing alone and leave your house and there’s a person standing there. or you’re mining and there’s a user standing in the path you mined that leaves when you see it
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Gotta love how everything aspecs do is misinterpreted as ill-intentioned. How romance repulsion is seen as repulsion to specifically gay romance i.e. homophobia. How aros talking about the overemphasis on romance over friendship in fandom is seen as an attack on gay ships, how aros saying "it doesn't have to be romantic" is conflated with homophobes saying "it doesn't have to be gay". How aces complaining about unnecessary sex scenes in media is equated to censorship. How aspecs talking about allos or even using the word "allo" is treated as an evil conspiracy to "lump gay people with their oppressors" or whatever. Gotta love how no matter what we say no one will listen and people will find a way to vilify it.
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[victorian child voice] feeling feeble and sickly…perhaps bedridden
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*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?
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this image was created by AI using the prompt "Brutalist Amusement Park"
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