#Shazam turned them into dolls and then went petty and dumped them in a dumpster

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Danny accidentally pissed off an Ancient, super powerful wizard.

Ok, so maybe he should have listened to Clockwork and not going in that portal he specifically told him not to go in on multiple occasions. But he was curious ok!

Why did he have to be turned into a stuffed doll anyways!? What's with old guys and really weird ways of getting back at people!? Why is their humor so broken!?

...Ok, maybe it is just a little bit funny.

And it was even funnier when Vlad got the same treatment. Who cares if he doesn't even have vocal cords anymore, he can speak in fucking squeaks so he's going to laugh his ass off!

It's unfair that even when turned into a doll, Vlad is taller than him. What did he even do to piss of the same wizard anyway?

Vlad wasn't happy with being turned into a stuffed toy, maybe a bit happy that he's still taller, but still. He has a business to run and a married woman to woo, how the hell is going to do either now?!

Their powers surprising weren't sealed, so they could still fight. Vlad tried to go after the wizard before getting his shit rocked because, oh yea, it was a wizard of the Ancient variety. So he promptly got his ass beaten, Danny was honestly just there to watch, point, and laugh.

Why the hell is an Ancient wizard who is very much alive be living in the ghost zone anyway? The wizard said that where they are isn't in the ghost zone, but is connected to it via Clockwork's lair, also, can't an old man just have his solitude? He also pointed out how neither of them should have been here in the first place.

Which Danny supposed was fair.

Said wizard then waved his staff and shoved the two out of his house. Maybe he was still mad, but did he really have to place them above a dumpster? An open dumpster at that.

They pulled themselves out the dumpster and just sat there in that alleyway for an undetermined amount of time. Before Vlad pipped up and said it was Danny's fault he was in this mess, Danny didn't take it lying down and screamed (read, squeaked) at Vlad, to which Vlad screamed back. Along with verbal arguing they also argued in ghost speak, slamming into the other with the full brunt of their emotions and taking it to a much deeper level.

When a nine-year-old Billy Batson heard very loud squeaking coming from an alleyway, he didn't know what to expect. Maybe a dog playing with a squeaky toy, or something, not two stuffed dolls- who are very animated and very much alive- to be having what looked like an argument with each other.

Three years later, when Billy Batson awoke to find himself in a subway, he was very much surprised to find out that both his two best friends had history with the guy who then proceeded to give him superpowers.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #billy batson #Clockwork and Shazam have tea together regularly #When you're the ghost of time and your bestie lives in the center of space and time #Clockwork specifically told Danny not to go in the portal but Danny just went #fuck it we ball #Did Clockwork tell Danny that said portal leads to an uncountably old and very powerful Ancient wizard? #No. #No he did not. #Would Danny still have gone if he knew? #Probably yes. #Shazam turned them into dolls and then went petty and dumped them in a dumpster #Was he shocked that in the blink of an eye they came back? Not really. #But at least they brought someone he can pass his power along too so he guesses he can give them a pass. #Three years is probably a really short time for Shazam so he literally thought they just came back in the blink of an eye after he just #threw them out lol #Billy was shocked pikachu face when he found out his two best friends knew a really Ancient wizard #One with a capitial A because he's just that Ancient and powerful