#Solinns Student PSA

[magicasmp]

Dear Solinns students, this a a public student announcement.

We have incoming freshman! While hazing, pranks, trickery, and all forms of bullying underclassmen are not outright banned from the academy it is heavily frowned upon.

This includes but is not limited to:

Using levitation or flight magic to leave freshmen stuck to the celling or floating outside.

Convincing freshmen to try and pluck one of Professor Demos’ feathers to use as a writing quill. (It works well but he’ll kill you).

Telling freshmen that if you jump off the balcony’s you can break the floating crystals (you can’t).

Summoning unthinkable horrors into the homes of freshmen during night.

Fighting the birds.

Hanging freshmen from the clocktower by their tails (if they have them).

Telling stories of “the discord” in an attempt to scare them .

Holding a competition to see what freshmen can drink the most swamp water before dying of cholera.

and finally

Using particularly small freshmen as footballs.

Remember these are just examples of what not to do. We want Solinns, the Academy of Magic to be a welcoming place for all those aspiring for greatness, no matter how clueless and annoying.

This concludes the student PSA. Thank you for you time.

#please don’t film yourself doing any of these #and definitely don’t mail me the tape #just so you don’t accidentally do that #my mailbox can be found with the rest of the teachers mail under the name fermi. #but don’t put anything in there #that’s so you can avoid it #Solinns Student PSA #magicasmp

[magicasmp]

Dear Solinns students. This is a public service announcement.

As we gear up for the new semester please refrain from summoning any of the following on school grounds until such times as we can set up the new students in the SRS (Solinn’s Reanimation System).

Forbidden Summons for the time being include but are not limited to:

• Abbominations

• Angry Triangles

• Demons (Class 3 and Up)

• Satan (or whatever you want to call them)

• Incomprehensible Horrors

• And any other creature that would kill a first year without a second thought

This is not an extensive list. Please use proper judgment and only summon when absolutely necessary.

This concludes the student PSA.

#fetching you a drink is not a nessesity #a few years ago we summoned all the new students and then #some lunatic just says some demonic stuff and #boom beelzebub #we had a very low graduation rate for that year #magicasmp #Solinns Student PSA

[magicasmp]

Dear Solinns students, this a a public service announcement.

Please refrain from jumping off the school balconies into the floating crystals to see if you can shatter them with your head. You cant.

While it is true you can be brought back to life as long as your on school grounds, the other teachers and I have a turn order for cleaning up corpses and blood and my turn is coming up fast.

This concludes this Student PSA.

#the only one of you with a thick enough skull to break one of those things is probably nori #sunny i beg of you to stop #this doesn’t mean throw nori off the balcony either #muddy don’t #spook. #don’t #magicasmp #Solinns Student PSA

[magicasmp]

Dear Solinns students, this a a public service announcement.

Please refrain from laying eggs on school grounds.

If you believe such an event is inevitable please visit the school nurses office and you will be dismissed from class in an speedy manner so that you may go about your business in private.

This concludes the student PSA

#i genuinely cannot belive i have to say this #magicasmp #idea by bun #Solinns Student PSA