#Stan and Mike are both nerds and would be good at monopoly trust me

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The Losers Club Plays Monopoly (Mike Hanlon is blamed for ensuing disaster)

The Losers only played Monopoly one time. One time was all it took for it to get banned.

Poor poor Mike suggested they play it and has since had all the blame put on him for the disaster. Mike just thought it would be fun.

It started off well enough with everyone getting used to the rules

The first sign of trouble was when Richie kept buying everything he landed on despite the fact that it never made sense

Eddie had an actual plan that has to get thrown out because Richie just took two of the red tiles that shit head

Stan is 100% winning because he actually knows how to play monopoly around Richie’s stupid choices

meanwhile in the corner, Bill is still trying to get out of jail and he has been in there since round 3 

Mike is the person who is making a mini city with his house pieces while he waits for his turn which takes a while because Eddie argues with Richie every turn

Bev is secretly stealing 100s from the bank whenever people aren’t looking

Ben is suppose to be in charge of the bank since he isn’t playing but he is too distracted trying to keep the board from getting flipped

Richie has now acquired every rail road square because Bev has been slipping him 5s from the bank

And some how Eddie is actually technically beating Richie but for some reason is still mad about the rail roads

Mike and Stan have started a silent staring contest as they both have realized they are tied for first

Bill has been freed from jail

Bill was immediately sent back to jail. he is resorting to trying to bribe people into letting him go

Eddie finally lands on one of Richie's tiles and is forced to pay him 20 dollars and this resorts in a fist fight

Stan is the one to flip the board though because Mike buys the property he wanted

Ben throws away the game and swears to destroy every copy of it

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