#Tuvok: We should technobabble technobabble. / Chakotay: How long will that take? / Tuvok: Approximately one hour.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Chakotay leaning on the fact that he was Maquis to play-flirt with Janeway as they work on reports after hours and Janeway laughs, waving him off with a smirk and at the moment she says something like “I haven’t been charmed by the bad boy routine since I was in 8th grade” she turns to see Tuvok (also with them, has been there the whole time) looking very much charmed by the bad boy routine. (Only she can tell this.)

#Tuvok: -looking at Chakotay with a neutral expression- / Janeway: -bisexual pride flag in the background- ~!????? #play-flirt means he means it but also he's joking #anyway...Chakotay & Neelix could have had Janeway & Tuvok if they respectively let their hair gray and played up their criminal past #Tuvok: I don't want to get involved with people #Hot morally dubious guy who struggles with himself: Hi can you- / Tuvok: Yes. #Teen Tuvok wrote sooo many self insert fanfics where a hot rebel came to take him away from the temple to kiss and say 'society sucks!!' #and after he left the temple and achieved inner peace he rewrote them so that he eventually got the hot rebel to see the light and renounce #his rebel ways bc Tuvok is sooo smart and wise and handsome and correct #He wouldn't feel this way about Chakotay (Tuvok has grown and Chakotay is too stable and kind) #but that doesn't mean there isn't a little twinge of that badboy allure every now and then (Tuvok /hates/ this...Chakotay must NEVER know) #Tuvok: We should technobabble technobabble. / Chakotay: How long will that take? / Tuvok: Approximately one hour. #Chakotay: We can't wait that long. -does some on the fly big brain bullshit- There. -grins- That's how we did it in the Maquis. #Tuvok: -pupils fully dilated- .......Need I remind you that I was /in/ the Maquis Commander? -walks past him- #Chakotay: -calling after him- Then you do it next time~!!! #this post can be about chakotay/tuvok or the whole polycule <3 #Janeway #Chakotay #Tuvok #Janeway & Tuvok constantly question each others taste in men but they sync up to say 'Commander Chakotay' before losing it again