#Veni Vidi Vici | Mars x Jo
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Veni, Vidi, Vici - Tyrannus Mars x Jochabed (@onewiththeglow)
Yeah, I kinda got hooked into this ship really quickly, and its one thing that keeps me and this blog going even when my free time is slowly being choked away by my return to my university for the upcoming semester. Enjoy this ship meme between them. - Red
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! (Originally penned by Roleplay Memes For You)
General:
Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (Only because we’re being humble here)
How long will they last? - Don’t even ask this question, profligate.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slow burn. Can’t really love a guy quickly even if they rescued you from a toxic relationship by crucifying your ex.
How was their first kiss? - Awkward as hell. Last time Mars kissed anyone, it was the guy who now wants to kill him. Nevertheless, it was somewhat sweet when they finally figured out how to kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Mars
Who is the best man/men? - Yes Man, Arcade, Joshua, Jason Bright
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Cass, Veronica, Christine,
Who did the most planning? - Yes Man (Because Mars had no idea what the hell he was doing)
Who stressed the most? - Mars (Because he didn’t know what he was doing at first and so he turned it over the Yes Man to figure out....reluctantly)
How fancy was the ceremony? - The entire New Vegas Strip was shut down for four hours for the wedding at the Lucky 38. Yes Man had the securitron army send invitations out to everyone that helped at Hoover Dam. Even word got out to Goodneighbor, the only place Mars stayed at during his trip to the Commonwealth.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Vulpes Inculta and the remainder of the Legion.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Mars
Who is the one to instigate things? - Jochebed
How healthy is their sex life? - They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - With the exception of Mars’ pregnancy kink (apparently he never knew he had a kink until he met her)
How long do they normally last? - Mars once heard the song “Sixty minute man” when he was in Goodneighbor. He took it as literal sex advice.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Mars tends to prioritize Jochebed more than himself
How rough are they in bed? - People who gamble at the Lucky 38 sometimes wonder how the place still stands after hearing all the crashing upstairs.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? Jochebed is prone to having twins. 5-6 would be a fair estimate, not counting the potential times pregnancy might occur to do a broken condom, etc.
How many children will they adopt? - They will probably not adopt due to the number of kids they will produce naturally.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Mars.
Who is the stricter parent? - Jochebed
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jochebed; Mars would actually encourage them, saying that recovering from injuries will make them stronger men/women as adults.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jochebed
Who is the more loved parent? - Mars by the daughters. Jochebed by the sons.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Jochebed; Mars attended one with her and was surprised when she wanted to throw hands with another mom.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jochebed. She’s proud that her children has chances that she didn’t personally have as a child. Mars would be proud as well, but he’d keep his emotions under lock and key.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Considering Mars is a hero and “runs” New Vegas....
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Mars and Jochebed do this equally.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Their children; They will never understand why their parents seem to love bloatfly meat when they could be eating brahmin steak instead.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Mars would be hunting game. Jochebed would be the one trading at the Crimson Caravan.
How often do they bake desserts? - Rare enough that the children understand that desserts = something really special has happened in the family....usually Jochebed and Mars announcing another addition to their family.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Mars
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - The children; for some reason, they always insist on going to the Gourmand too.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Mars; he has the impression that a brahmin steak isn’t a brahmin steak unless it has been roasted by an Incinerator.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Jochebed
Who is really against chores? - Their children
Who cleans up after the pets? - Mars; he wouldn’t trust any of his family around their guard-deathclaw.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Their children
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Jochebed
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Their children
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Mars.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Mars takes out their guard-deathclaw to the Thorn at times to make extra (albeit unnecessary) money in fights.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Whenever an important holiday/occaision for Atom hits - Jochebed; Whenever an important holiday/occaision for Christ hits - Mars
What are their goals for the relationship? - See this video (Madeon x Porter Robinson - Shelter)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both, especially after sex. Mars during his time as a father.
Who plays the most pranks? - Jochebed. Mars once tried to play a harmless prank on her and she ended up crying and getting pissed off at him for a couple of days.
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