#Whatif? - Outofcontext

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Ass Rollers Out Of Context

DM:(out of character after I ruined what was supposed to be the epic final fight for my story arch) Dude. You nuked your mom.

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Background for the upcoming Out of Context D&D quotes.

I’m the only girl in this group of boys. Four players including me and the DM. I’ve known these guys well for like a year and a half. 

Last summer we ran a Tomb of Annihilation campaign with the same DM and two of the guys in this campaign. At that time it was their first game ever and they slowly became looser with RPing and getting into character so I was REALLY excited for this campaign because I knew it would be more fun in regards to character interactions. 

So like I said they are all guys and they all showed up with male characters. And I smiled when we got to my character description and I presented them with my male character the surprise on their faces was great. And it has been amazing. 

So we have:

Calseian (Cal) - Male Human Wizard/cleric (That’s me)       Highest Stat: INT: +4 Lowest Stat: CHA: -2 Orville - Male Human Gungslinger (Our cowboy)      Highest Stat: DEX: +4  Lowest Stat: INT: -2 Germnir - Male Drawf Fighter (Our tough boy)     Highest Stat: STR +4  Lowest Stat: INT: 0 Irjir - Male Gnome Cleric (Our business boy)     Highest Stat: WIS: +2  Lowest Stat: STR: 0

We started with The Lost Mines of Phandalin and then moved into homebrew. And for most of the homebrew we have been focusing on me because I handed my DM some hefty backstory to destroy me with. Cult shit and all that. Which has led to some amazing lines. Both powerful and...not so powerful. So I hope you enjoy what’s to come.

If you have questions on these characters I’d be happy to answer them. But I’ll start with some out of context quotes.  

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Ass-Rollers out of context

Our first true interaction of the campaign

Germnir: So you have magic? Cal: I’m a bit rusty but yeah. Germnir: So... Can you do card tricks? Cal: No. It’s not that kind of magic. Germnir: But you said you knew magic. Cal: It’s not the same. One is arcana and the other is sleight of hand. Germnir: It’s okay. You just don’t know magic. Neither do I! Cal: *Inhales deeply preparing for this shit for the rest of the campaign*

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