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#When he cradles Cas in his arms to feed him grace of course
castielmacleod · 2 years
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Crowley with black gloves that he literally never takes off as part of his usual costume would have done so much for me personally
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ain-t-bovvered · 5 years
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14x14 Commentary
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Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)
Hello and welcome:
@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)
@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)  good night babe
@waywardbaby  (Zee)
@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)
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Giulia: Splash
14x14 Ouroboros
Zee: Can’t relive this. With Jack
Nat: I cry
Zee&Giu: I believe in us
Nat: Fuck this
Giulia: Ok sam
Zee: I do believe in us
Giulia: I ain’t got enough coffee in my blood
Zee: The end?? How dare he?
AAAND HERE WE ARE
[ Retro French pop music plays ] IS THIS A THING NOW?
Nat: Uhh...Mexico, Ellaaaa
Zee: Giuls, thoughts??
I see no wrongdoing here. The pasta is being dump into the water while it’s boiling. Garlic! YUM. That looks like too much sauce for that much pa- let’s be honest here, once can never be have too much sauce who cares. Ok I see olive oil, yellow bell pepper ( which is the best one ok) , garlic, onions, zucchini, and I think there’s parmigian cheese and *disgusted sound* cilantro, and a body....
Nat: Well, isn't that tasty
Giulia: ...I’M HUNGRY
Zee: Strike that
Nat: Fresh liver
Giulia: THE CILANTRO GUYS ! YUCK
[SIZZLES]
Nat: NO
Oh he’s making like fried liver, that was not cheese but grated bread ok ok I see you THAT LOOKS TASTY( you forgot the flour tho ok)
Nat: I'm more grossed out by the liver than the snake
Zee: Excuse me while I barf
Theeeey’re HEEEEEERE
Nat: Ohhh... babes
Zee: Shut. The. Fuck. Up
Giulia: those look tasty too
Creepy motherfucker , who is weirdly making me tingling with his cooking skill, : time to go Felix.
Giulia&Nat: A SNACK FOR LATER
Giulia: I WISH
Nat: NO How about no, He just left his meal cooking. Could burn the house down
Giulia: yeah real rude. Killing people and burning houses down
Nat: Mmmhh...snack
Giulia: Omg Jack’s plaid coat. Jack has amazing coats game y’all.
Nat: snacks
Zee: Three of them
oh...now they are all 4 of them ?
Nat: all of them,  well, no except one
Zee: Jack is a baby
Dean has a surprisingly soft steps. 
C: Oh no
I know Cass baby, that bitch fucked up a perfectly good pasta that’s what he did.
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Giulia: Dean is us
D: Yeah who just let themselves be eaten?
Giulia: I’d let myself be eaten by you 
D: My money is on witchcraft.
R: Och, you, always blaming witches
D: Cause a lot of times is witches
Rowena basically : I was minding my glorious business when you whiny bitches called to beg for my help
D: Well we’ve been chasing this guy for weeks. What’s your point
Nat: Awww...Deano calm yo tits
Nat: Dean tossing things is my kink
Zee: Kinks again Nat?
Nat: Can you blame me? I'm FINE
Giulia: Hello castiel
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R: Not enough Pantera posters for one.
Dean looking almost amused
Giulia: Coughing jack is my (1) fear
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Jack: I’m fINe , I’M NoT dYinG . 
Nat: yeah, right, Jack
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Nat: Dean..please!
R: Darling boy, everything means something.
Giulia: Be a dear and bring the snakeskin
Sam and Rowena research date night
R: You say [high pitched voice] ‘oh it’s just some magic and you think I’d leave it at that?’
Nat: Ahh..Sam puffing his chest
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R: I’m more curious about how your brother is managing to keep an archangel locked away inside his mind.
S: Because....he’s Dean [read this as Batman]
Giulia&Zee: Dean is dean
Zee&Giulia: He’s fine
Nat: DEAN IS NOT FINE
Zee: Giuls. Shut up
Giulia: Zee 🖕🏻
DATE NIGHT!!
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Look at them HAAAAANDS cradling the mug.
D: You know, I got to say, I got a pretty good feeling about bringing Rowena in on this one. I think her and Sam have a chance of cracking it.
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me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C: They do have many books.
D: Yes, they do.
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Zee: Worried husband
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C: Hey Dean...
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D: I’m fine....
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ok ok ok ...I ADORE this shot! you’ll see this often in my feed , just fyi
C: What you're doing, even just sitting here and having a cup of coffee, is a Herculean feat. I can't imagine the willpower
Giulia: hey dean. Oh how I adore how he talks  
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WHAT IS THAT LOOK DEAN
[Jack dying in the bathroom]
Giulia: JACK STOP FUCKING COUGHING
[Jack spitting blood] 
me : *stares in the distance, lost in my ptsd vietnam episode*
Zee: Are you really fine?
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Nat: NO OF COURSE HE ISN'T
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Cas is like.... DONT U LIE TO ME, i have no right to tell you this because of a recent stupid thing I did but DON’T LIE TO MY FACE
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WHAT IS THIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK 
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Zee: That’s what I’m supposed to say
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D: ...That’s what we all say
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Dean’s like.... yeah ok he can read right through me.
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[ starting operation ‘ let’s lower our walls’ in 3....]
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[....2......]
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[......1...]
Giulia: Still even more convinced that they will use michael grace on jack
Giulia: Those eye lines are ruining me
D: There's this pounding in my head. It never stops. 
Castiel’s face:
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D:  Michael's in there, and he is fighting hard to get out.
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D: And I can't let my guard down... not for a second.
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Me: I’ll cheer to that bro
C:  Well, that is not sustainable.
Giulia: THIS SHOW IS NOT SUSTAINABLE
D: ....It's on me.
Nat: IT'S NOT FUCKING ON YOU 
C: We are here to help you.
me: *SOBS*
D: I know that, and I appreciate that. I do.
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[JACK STILL DYING IN THE BATHROOM]
Nat: fuck this
Zee: That kid is gonna die in the fucking bathroom
Giulia: U FUCKER STOP
Nat: IF... IF.... IF
D: If you don’t ....
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THIS LOOKS ARE KILLING ME
D: We still have plan B
Nat: Fuck plan B
Giulia: NO ONE LIKES PLAN B
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Zee: Coffin Ocean Done
Nat: NOT even plan B likes Plan B
Jack’s like : yo you finished with the eye fucking and feelings sharing so I don’t feel embarrassed by you two in public? 
Castiel’s like : I’m out with two problematic kids who don’t tell me nothing
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Nat: EVERYBODY'S FINE
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Dean:
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Giulia: We are fiNe
C: Okay, um...these killings -- it seems like there's a ritualistic quality to the crime scenes, right? It's almost liturgical.
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Zee: Greek there for ya
Giulia: thank you Mr.Portokalos 
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D: Ah yeah. See that one I knew.
Dean...you cute fucker I swear
J: Anyone who could do this is a monster...I mean, even if they're human.
D: Looks like Sam and Rowena have something
Nat: Sam and Rowena have something wink wink
THEY DOOOOO ? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
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D: This is like an A.V. Club presentation.
Giulia: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
J: What's an A.V. Club?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
C: It's a special group for people who do not play sports.
Giulia: I love the av club, where do I sign in?
Dean points at Cas “He’s the av club” [insert Oprah gif]
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Giulia: IM DEAD
also how does Cas knows that? was that included in Metatron’s pop culture packet?
Nat: Of course he'll know
Zee: Jack is precious
R: Excuse me, boys, but this is a bit more pressing than your hilarious banter.
Excuse me Rowena , nothing is more pressing than their hilarious banter
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CAS WHAT ARE U DOING , CONTROL YOUR EYEBROW
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Giulia: clash of the titans. (Not gonna lie, I almost wrote clash of the tits). Just fyi
Zee&Nat: Of course you did
R: You know about Medusa?.
I’m sorry but....everyone knows about Medusa.  Ok ok this was mainly for the giggles and all because, you bet your ass that Dean would know who the fuck Medusa was, STOP MAKING DEAN THIS DUMB WHEN IT’S NOT REALISTIC.
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Giulia: How caffeine is working
Nat: Because why else should the writers write this episode
Nat: Definitely...anything you want. Get on your knee. lol
Giulia: ...ooooh i can smell all the meta from here
Nat: They all gay for dick
Well Nat I guess….I mean... ...well that’s...that’s the goal
Giulia: U would all be gay for them
Nat: you not wrong
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Giulia: MMMMMM
Nat: UHHHH FBI FBI
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Zee: Fucking hell
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Giulia: FBI FBI FBI
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Nat&Giula: IS THIS AMUSING TO YOU?
Now turned on and scared Guy : No SIR
Cas: 
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yeah that’s right call me Sir
Nat: Psycho penpal
Y’all my psycho text pals tho
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Nat: you're not his type
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Giulia: BITCH IM EVERYBODY’s TYPE
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R:For the record, I don't love being included on his little hit list.
S: Apparently he can’t see angels
J: I’m not an angel
D: Close enough
C: So, if Jack and I approach Noah on our own, we -- we may surprise him.
Giulia: ABORT I DON T LIKE THAT PLAN
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Zee: Happily surprised moose
Giulia: i’d get sloppy....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zee: I’m here for Sam’s short shirt
I’m here for them short of clothes 
R: I HAVE A PLAN
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Giulia: WEE DOGGIE
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Nat: OMG
Giulia: IS THAT JACK
Nat: THAT DOG IS SO SMALL IN SAM'S ARM
S: We -- We think he might have eaten something.
R: "We think"? "We think"? He means that it's my fault for not keeping an eye on the poor dear. He thinks that everything is my fault.
S: Can we not fight in front of the vet?
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S: I mean, I guess it's not entirely your fault that you looked away!
R: He blames me for everything! I let his mother ride the Jet Ski one time!
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WHAT IS THIS? AM I DEAD AND IN FANFIC TROPES PARADISE?
Nat: Wee Jackie Boy
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Giulia: I CAN T
Zee: Sam got a dog and it’s his “son”
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S: What are you doing?
R: Oh, I mean, I realize it's not...[Deep voice ]...pretending to be the FBI. [Normal voice] But there are other ways of doing things, Samuel. Plus...I thought my performance was quite magnificent.
Giulia: I NEED THOSE TWO TO FUCK 
Zee: The thermometer
Giulia: i bet he liked being a dog 
Giulia: *seeing just now Zee’s thermometer text*  THIS IS HORRIBLE TIMING
Nat: Did Jack just get something in his ass for this
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Nat: YES
Zee: SO YES
J: Just wish I could've got it before she took my temperature.
Giulia: ...he took one for the team.
R: Oh, uh, a moment, Samuel. What did you do to that boy?
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R: It's volatile magic, powerful, and it's stitched to him like some kind of parasite.I was curious before, but now I am worried, so I'll ask you again, Sam What did you do?
I can’t believe Rowena is lecturing Sam, and being right too
R: using dangerous, mysterious magic, regardless of the cost, that's a very on-brand me thing to do.
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Nat: She's still so much shorter than him standing on the curb
Zee: Everyone is shorter than him
R: Of course, Samuel. Until very recently, I was the villain.
So I ordered this SamWitch extra spicy I guess.
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Giulia: I REALLY NEED THOSE TWO TO GET IT OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM
Meanwhile scarred Jack :
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Nat: That guy is creepy
Giulia: He’s so flamboyant loves every minute of it
Zee: That gorgon is a total bitch
Noah: "Helpless men" -- that's rich. No, I do eat ladies, too, but women have become so cautious lately. Must be all that finally waking up from centuries of misogynistic oppression. Good for them. Bad for you.
Nat: Ok but I like that
D: But if we cut off their head, then is more creatures gonna crawl out?
Ok but ...hey...legit question
....sam...
SAM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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knock first , kick doors later
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Zee: Enter the angel of the lord
Noah a bit turned on and scared
Nat: does he do anything else
Nat: NO fair
Noah : demi-god actually
Zee: I’m a lover not a fighter
Nat: THEN LOVE HIM
Giulia: I DON'T LIKE THIS STORY
Nat: Slapping
Zee: Oh he didn’t
Nat: NO cas
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#mood  #same
Nat: wHAT
Giulia: NO , WHAT
Zee: Real pleasure
Giulia: OH SAMMY IS HANGRY
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Zee: Why is he kicking their asses?
Giulia: Stop making him bump his head
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Nat: MICHAEL CAN GET OUT
Zee: Fuck yeah
Giulia: YAS JACK BABY
Zee: My baby is hurt
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Giulia: ALL MY BABIES ARE HURT
Zee: Swallow Cas
Zee dON’T BE NASTY
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Giulia: OH CAS KNOWS
Nat: I can't even see
this is painful 
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Zee: Look how precious jack is
Nat: Dean's still too tall for the bed
Giulia: IM ANXIOUS . CAS IS ANGRY
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Nat: POOR JACK THO?
Sam asking Rowena what to do is making me weak.
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JESUS
Giulia: GOD DAMN IT. I CHOKED . that was scary
Nat: that's what she said
Nat: Cas wants to make up for it
Giulia: THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING
[VIDEO] because I’m a sucker for these moments and you need to appreciate them more.
Giulia: We do too Jack
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Zee: Special humans
Nat: sometimes we forget that too
Zee: Humans burn bright
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Giulia: They are still human
Giulia: For a very brief time
Zee: He have to carry on
Nat: WE WILL NOT CARRY ON
Giulia: DAMN CAS
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Nat: wHAT'S THE POINT
Nat: Jack has it right
Giulia: JACK IS RIGHT
Zee: It will hurt
Nat: Stop talking like that CAs
This scene is one of the best one , I can’t 
Nat: CASSSSSSSSS
Zee: Can Cas shut up already?
Giulia: IM CRYING
Giulia: MY GOD CAS
Nat: Jack calm yo tits
Giulia: JACK STOP SPIRALLING
Giulia: He s keeping the snake . LUCIFER SON IS KEEPING THE SNAKE. I DON T LIKE IT
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OH....SOMEONE IS AWAKE
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Nat: NO . WHAT STOP
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Giulia: what is th
Zee: He woke up alright
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 I KNOW WHERE I AM
Giulia: The screaming
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Zee: He out
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Nat: He's gone?
Giulia: OH NO. I DON T TRUST IT
Nat: NO
Giulia: DEAN DON’T PANIC
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Giulia: OH SHIT
Nat: WHAT IS GOING ON
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Giulia: OH FUCK
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Nat: WELP MAGGIE IS GONE
Giulia: FUCK
Nat: WHAT THE FUCK
Giulia: DEAN BREATHE
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Zee: Shut the fuck up
Nat: SHIT
Giulia: OH SHIT
Nat: DO YOU STILL WANT THEM TO BONE?
Nat: Michael!Rowena x Sam
Giulia: NOT NOW NAT!
Nat: SHUT UP NAT
Giulia: SHUT UP NAT .i can t watch this
Nat: Always taunting him. "come on sam, you can go harder than that, boy" .OH GOD SHUT UP NAT
Nat: FUCK YOU MICHAEL I HATE HIM SO MUCH
Zee: I fucking love him
M: It didn’t work out. It was him, not me.
Michael making promises.....DOESN’T WORK.
R: I’ll live either way
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Zee: Sam is gonna off me
R: ..which makes dinner a little awkard
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Giulia: GUYS I CAN T WATCH THIS
Nat: Fuck this
Nat: I'M HURT
Giulia: IM HURTING
Nat: how can americans watch it with commercial breaks?
M: Burning off your soul? You'll run out soon enough.
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Giulia: i have no idea what to do
Giulia: How dare u
M: I am the commander of the host!   I am the cleanser of worlds!  I will not be challenged by a child!
You are a drama queen , that’s what you are
Nat: Of course
J: I'm not a child! I'm the son of Lucifer. I'm a Hunter. I am a Winchester!
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Giulia: JACK
Zee&Nat: I am a Winchester
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Nat: OH did he just swallowed Michael's grace
nat doN’T BE NASTY
Giulia: JACK IS GOING IN THAT BOX JACK IS SO GOING IN THAT BOX
J: Michael is dead
I don’t trust it
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Nat: OH WINGS
Nat: I'm confused
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Giulia: I DON T LIKE THIS
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[after credits comments]
Giulia: PROMO. NOW
Giulia: AHAHAHA
Zee: What??!!
Giulia: NEXT EP IS GONNA BE FUN
Nat: I'm confused
Nat: Someone hold me
Zee: There there pats your back
Giulia: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EP. IT JUST HURT ALL THE TIME .i’m sweating
Nat: I have no idea and I didn't like it
Zee: Hello. Are you new to SPN ?
Nat: What Michael is dead? Are we supposed to believe that?
Zee: No
Giulia: Jack worries me tho. And ya know the last ep of the season is called “Jack in the box”
Zee: Don’t go there
Giulia: How I cannot
Zee: Don’t know. Just don’t
Giulia: FUCK EVERYTHING THAT WAS A ROLLERCOASTER AND IM STILL ON IT
Zee: You’ll never get off
Giulia: That what he said
Zee: Stop it
Giulia: Fuck u all
And fuck spn
And dean
And sam
And cas
And fucking jack
I can t
*throw tables out the window*
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