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#You don't know how happy it made me see Purp with the others
saavanah08 8 months
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The new short was so AHHHHHHH
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purp-yam 1 year
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Yandere Espresso and Yandere Madeleine x reader, pls, you can do whatever you want
Why of course, I've never done Expresso nor Madeleine but I'll do my best!馃挆
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CW: Minor Stalking, Drugging, Obsession
Yandere Madeleine vs Espresso Cookie
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In [___] Kingdom, you had quite the representation. Everyone knew your scandalous side, especially you're occupation as a pole dancer.
Espresso and Madeleine would be your most frequent visitors. They would pay for a personal lap dance from you.
Even when you're not working, they seem to follow you and make awkward conversation with you but, you would always notice that they share a glare between each other.
Of course, they were competing for your attention but, you paid no mind. Until one evening before your shift, Madeleine Cookie appeared. "Ah! Y/N Cookie what a surprise seeing you before my eyes!"
"Madeleine Cookie you scared the hell out of me!"
"Oh! So sorry for the inconvenience!"
An awkward silence occurred between the both of you. "...So, after your shift would you like to hang out?"
"Urmm...I'll consider it, Madeleine." Not wanting to accept his request but also to protect his feelings (and most importantly his ego). Taking this as a win, Madeleine left the scene. You went into the building as usual, putting on your work attire.
As you looked around, you noticed Espresso Cookie. Instead of his normal look, he look devastated, he didn't show it but, you saw it in his eyes. Could he have heard Madeleine Cookie's proposal? You thought to yourself but thought nothing of it.
"*Ahem* Y/N Cookie, I hope you're not too busy tonight-"
"Hey! I asked first therefore they hangout with me!"
Espresso Cookie scoffs, "Why would Y/N Cookie want to hangout an immature babbling egotistical idiot. They'd rather go for someone who's more mature."
"More mature? Hah! Look at you!"
"At me?!"
The men argue, so much so that they dont even notice you inching away from the scene. Eventually ran on home to think about what just happened.
*Knock knock*
"Urm hello? Y/N Cookie? We hope you're not too busy."
Huh? 'We'? Are they working together now?? You slightly opened the door, to your surprise, both Madeleine and Espresso Cookie were at your doorstep.
"May we come inside?"
You let them into your dwelling, they were amazed at the sight of your interior.
"My, my, such an intriguing style-"
"Stop buttering up to them!"
You weren't even phased at their bickering, you cared too little to even question it. "What do you want?" You interrupted.
"Oh! I- we were hoping to stay a night, like a sleep over!"
"A..sleepover? I barely know you two and you want a sleepover?"
"Yes indeed, it won't hurt to let us would it?"
"Well..I dont go to work tomorrow so why not. Just don't fuck up my house."
"We'll take good care of it during our stay, trust us!" Espresso said gleefully.
Later at night, you were about to sleep until your bedroom door opened, revealing the silhouette of Espresso and Madeleine Cookie. You stayed still, in fear. You didn't know what they'd do to you.
...
The next morning, you were unnerved. How are getting along so fast? You thought. Just the other day they were fighting for your attention. Despite that, the day went fine and you never bothered to question them about last night.
"Oh Y/N Cookie, you're awake! We made breakfast if your interested!"
"No, I'm not hungry...right now."
"Awwh come on Y/N Cookie, try it, a bite won't hurt would it?"
"I mean..ugh! Fine ill try it, happy?!"
"Yes"
You hesitantly bite a piece of pancake. It tasted normal until your vision started to blur.
"We're sorry Y/N, it was the only way.." As you faded in and out of consciousness, you tried to fight it but ultimately was futile.
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atherix 1 year
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Ooh atherix, once again it is morning for me. No wonder i had this tiny gut feelin to tell me to check ur blog up and lo and behold, a new chapter has dropped.
I gotta say, i LOVE the way you write. Especially the way you describe the place, the little things mumbo sees and all that. And do not get me started with how soft Mumbo is with tubbo. Just,,,,the way you write makes ME feel soft, its like watching a kid with an awkward step dad who loves the kid with all his heart but doesnt fuckin know how to act around them and afraid they'll hate u wjxjdjd
And oh man, the snippet that u showed us?? I went thru like a whole JOURNEY over that before i got to that part of the fic. I thought at first, it was tubbo. Bc knowing tubbo, he is a petty kid who will not hesitate to call you bs out. But then i rmb the mimics and went like 'hmmm maybe its those mimics??' And BOOM it was.
And those mimic, BRO I LOVE THEM. I mean i hate how cruel they were but they are an amazing specimen to a writer's eye KEKW. I just loves creatures that can fuck you up mentally or even used your deepest desires and insecurities to their advantage wjdbdbd.
These types of creatures are fascinating in itself, but what makes it a fine specimen for writers is cause they force your characters to realise what their inner problems are, and it can help them tackle them either on their own or someone else finally helps them with it. In othr words GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT MATERIAL WOOOOO
Anyway this fic isnt as painful as the previous one which made me a bit scared but veru excited. I am current rattling the bars of my cage as we speak out of excitement for it.
- purp anon
Look. It is a good idea to always check my blog because I update at the most random times. 4 PM on a Wednesday? Sure. 3 AM that Thursday? Why not. <3
fhdsjfghsdjk thank you so much!! <3 I love like... "painting" the environment ya know? <3 I try to be loose enough that people can imagine while having enough details to try and paint a picture... and allude/hint to certain things <3 Look. LOOK. I am thoroughly enjoying the slow adoption of Tubbo. I am enjoying the dadification of Mumbo and Grian. I am. Delighted <3 I am so glad other people are enjoying it too <3
Oh Tubbo will ABSOLUTELY call you out on your BS. However, he also knows Scar loves Mumbo very much and is happy they're finally together (he won't say it out loud, of course). He ALSO wasn't actually aware of the state of Scar and Mumbo's relationship- all he knew was Mumbo was a "good man" who happened to be a Vampire, a client of Scar's, and Scar has been crushing on him since basically the start. So it wouldn't have been him saying those things <3 Yes. Mimics my beloathed hjkgfjkkjgf-
I LOVE THE MIMICS TOO. I love some mind fuckery. Emotions? WRECKED. Life? DESTROYED. They will drag out your deepest insecurities and fears that you've refused to put a name to and hit you with it before you even get the chance to process it's THERE. I love it. They're a little (real: a lott'a) fucked up and they got the spirit <3
YES. It forces them to confront the deeper parts of themselves and gives them a chance to fix things before they manifest in the worst possible ways <3 YEEEE <3
Haha this chapter certainly doesn't have the impact the last one would have. Literally no one knew it was coming, not even Stitch <3 It came out of NOWHERE and I was DELIGHTED hehehe. Don't be scared, there's no reason at all to be afraid <3 Hehehe-
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purpsimmies 1 month
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Purp Podcast
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Addisyn's giggles fill the audio as 1000 Blunts from $uicideboy$ plays in the background. There's more voices and probably the tv on a sports channel.
Malcolm Landgraab tells someone in the background, "we're starting, shut-up!"
"Ey, let's grill those hot dogs we stole that other day." Addi's grandfather was talking to her dad about dinner.
Malcolm groans and proceeds on another friendly banter with Addi's grandfather. Malcolm just wants to start the podcast already. "Go on, baby. Tell us why we're here, Addisyn."
Addi blushes. "Yeah like I was telling you the other night, I wanted you to start a podcast." There's silence, but Malcolm is smiling at Addi. Of course, she continues to blush. "What?" she moans. "You said to tell you."
"Yeah but keep talking. You had way more to say that night than just start a podcast. Also, who have you been hanging out with? Who put you on Suicide Boys?"
"You did!"
"When!?"
"Every time we're..."
Malcolm chuckles after Addi trails off. "It's okay we don't gotta tell people our business like that."
"Stop."
"Stop what?"
"You making it sound like we're dating or something. Don't confuse your listeners."
"That's something else we talked about. It's okay, because I know what you're doing. You want to keep it professional on here, but I'm letting everyone know right now I'm marrying this woman."
"Malcolm!"
"You hear that!? Hear how she says my name? I know you hear that!"
Addi laughs. "You're not getting the purpose of this podcast."
"I understand, perfectly. I understand the assignment. I want you to keep telling them what you were saying that night, tho. I'm not going to interrupt anymore, I promise."
"You ran away from the Landgraab mansion and I want to dive a little deeper into that all while helping you gain recognition and money and power."
"You really think I'm going to gain recognition and money and power out of all of this?"
"I do. I think so. I hope I can keep asking you questions and advising you the way I've been doing since I first met you."
"I want you to. I'm here, because of you. If this shit makes you happy, I'll do whatever you want."
...
"My mother, just recently, got addicted to cocaine. She quickly realized she was burning through all her money so her team did a little bit of research and concluded she should enter into the marijuana business. So to support her cocaine addiction, she ran to her long lost brother, Johnny... Landgraab? Who fucking knows. Johnny was kicked out of the family one Christmas, because my great grandmother caught him smoking marijuana in the bathroom during the holiday dinner. He's been living in a trailer ever since he was shunned from the family. That motherfucker has some jokes, we gotta bring him on sometime. Anyway. Johnny grows some stank ass weed. Nancy bought the rights to his strain and now makes him grow the plants for her industry. Johnny is pissed but he still sticks around to oversea the progress of his plants. I was seeing how my mom was manipulating this whole thing to her favor and I ran away. The only place I could think of running to was this trailer, Johnny's trailer. He welcomed me with open arms. I was a little shit when I first got here and he put up with a lot from my part, but he never made me feel like this wasn't my home. I learned a lot about weed through him. I'm in love with the plant now and so I had my father make some phone calls so that I can legally smoke this shit. I'm just chilling right now, but Addi is right... I'm gonna get that money and power."
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ionproton 7 years
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Thank you for inspiring me and helping me overcome my imbalances and come to know myself. I can't thank you enough. But to know that we are truly in a new time and age...To know that I am relying on your above expertise to help continue my progress that must feel amazing. I hope to leave a legacy like that. That's truly amazing. Please know that whatever evil you have done in terms of service or whatever I am owning that. And to ensuring that the innocent stay innocent and unaware...I protect it. However, when more awake...We need to make sure that the agents are ready to help assimilate. Technically I have a 5 year NDA on my app...With proof of concept...I'm good regardless. Obviously I may not share the same personal beliefs as you, I hopefully have demonstrated that I will stand for what I believe to be the betterment of society. I have the ability to remove myself from NY physical body. Not sure what that means...Maybe some discussion can help keep this thing going. 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Then fortune I am worth? Moot. Not why I do this. What do I look like? Well...Check FB...And look at the profile picture....You may recognize me! If not, I recommebd Drake - Know Yourself as a starter. I'm going to smoke herb too. Said it God. But if I'm taken the trouble and punishment coming. In making it known. Im not jesus. I'm a sinner like anyone else. But I would never do that behavior around children. (Thank you to the editor/publisher that makes sure that last part isn't conveyed to kids.) "Shit dude...With what you are willing to stand for and protect...You could have like a whole keg if you wanted!" That's excess. Plus I lost 100 lbs. I'm not trying to do that life again. I'm cool with where I'm at. Anyone that doesn't fucking respect that and still has something to say about this matter can take the stage. Otherwise....It's almost time for the headliner...So if you're performing tonight...Or at all....Be artistic! Be you! I love you and art is amazing! 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