#ZOOM COURT????? DELUXE COMFORT OFFICE CHAIR???????

[aturnoftheearth]

Hello again! I'm the guest staying at your location in Dodge City and I have a bit of an update. I went to confront the lovebirds as the moaning had turned to screaming and I had to be in zoom court in about 15 minutes. Moaning I can explain away, but screaming? Really? Try explaining that to a judge. Anyway, I went to confront the two only to find the tall cop guy being let into the room. I looked and they had an employee--who was covered blood by the way--tied to one of your comfort deluxe office chairs! At this point I asked what the hell they were doing and the phantom trench coat dude (something's just unnatural about him) just squinted at me until the loud one intervened and shut the door and told me to mind my business. I'm, again, literally in the room next to them, but I now know their names are Dan, Elvis, and Fanny. I'm considering calling the cops but I just lost custody of my kids for hitting them "too much" so I don't know how that would go. Any advice? They're in room #69 on the 4th floor if that helps at all.

Dear Valued Guest,

We have been made aware of the incident that occurred at our Holiday Inn Express - Dodge City location and have resolved it in private. We are, however, concerned about your well-being and ask that you please reach out to us immediately as we did not see you at our complimentary hot breakfast this morning, nor have you checked out on time. Again, please reach out to the general manager ASAP. Thank you for your stay and we look forward to seeing you (maybe) in the future!

#ZOOM COURT????? DELUXE COMFORT OFFICE CHAIR??????? #asks