#a bitch gets desperate when not a single one amongst the hundreds of three musketeers movies or shows

[widevibratobitch]

my toxic trait is that i would unironically like to see Timothee Chalamet play Aramis in some new Three Musketeers adaptation.

#ok it doesnt NEED to be Chalamet but i genuinely dont know any other currently active young dark haired Pretty White Boy(tm) actor #he's the only one i could think of lol but that's not the point #look #all im saying is #a bitch gets desperate when not a single one amongst the hundreds of three musketeers movies or shows #makes an effort to make their Aramis look at least remotely like his description in the books #im tired of old aramis. im tired of blond aramis (the soviet musical gets a pass because igor starygin is literally the most aramis ever #and i love him mwah you're perfect babygirl) #when oh when will my black haired black eyed beatiful femboy twink aramis return from the war #why dont people responsible for casting in those adaptations understand that the dynamic between the characters is not the same #if you make Aramis too old #it's literally all about the Thing d'Artagnan and Aramis have going on! and it wont work if you avjgraegrugfdifgufifgdih #please for the love of god i dont ask for too much do i #literally just two things. 1 - cast a femboy aramis. 2 - dont make the boys into some morally pristine heroes #please i wanna see them be horrible assholes with questionable morals i wanna see them do problematic bullshit #anyway im getting worked up again cause im rereading it all and just ahhhhh god i love those books dumas i am kissing you on the mouth #the three musketeers #les trois mousquetaires #anyway i wish i could speak russian because sadly the 20 years after version of the soviet musical has no english subtitles #but from what i piece together from my Polish Knowledge - lots of dialogues there are taken pretty much word for word from the books. #and i will never shut up about starygin's aramis he's even more perfect in those 20 years after movies than in the og show #and he's already perfect ther #anyway. this. i just wanna scream from the rooftops about the three musketeers rn i can feel the hyperfixation returning and i welcome it #with open arms #i know i mainly talk about aramis but i genuinely love all of those characters so much #and i need to scream about it