#a little snarkiness and duplicity never hurt anybody

[prozac-shaped-urn]

Back on my Marie Osmond shit. Fuck.

Oof lads this ain’t good. When I revert to Marie it means things in the brain are the equivalent of my life in 1999-2001. Major yikes.

Unsure what this turn of events is being caused by but it may come out in writing or just dissociating for hours. Prob stress related to booking new dog sitting clients. Which is honestly prob the cause of my nope day multiple days.

I just kinda wanna get lost in the memories of lying in my lavender canopy bed with my discman on full blast and my headphones blaring into my eardrum and making me partially deaf in my right ear

Wanna go back to writing Osmond related junk all over my trapper keeper which I still have bc I’m still collecting shit

Wanna go back to memorizing the Osmond trivia book

Wanna go back to writing out what I would say to Marie if I ever met her (which happened June 22, 2017 and I gave her a photocopy of that piece of paper)

Wanna go back to generally losing my mind to the sound of 80s country ballads sung by Marie’s angelic voice

Wanna go back to when life hadn’t hit me hard yet.

Wanna be in my happy place.

#irl post #I should prob clarify that her bra isn’t my happy place. #I know precisely the ep that gif comes from #I have it on vhs tape #it’s when the magician dude does a segment and tells Marie to write smth on the card #and put it somewhere safe #then she shoved it in her bra #bc ofc she does she’s marie #she does the most pg-13 shit ever #she has 8 brothers what do you expect #but also #as the only girl she had a whole set of bodyguards #and she had to get past them to date anybody #a little snarkiness and duplicity never hurt anybody #the woman has ATTITUDE and she ain’t afraid to use it #ok i’m done #marie osmond