#adhd trans mike is something that can actually be so personal

[serenuum]

special agent mike warren is on my mind today and im SO gonna make it everyones problem

#IM JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHH #HES ON MY MIND LITERALLY EVERY AINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE HE LIVES IN MY HEAD HES JUST. LIVING THER ALL THE TIME #BUT TODAY ITS JUST TOO MUCH TOO MANY THOUGHT HEAD EXPLODING AND I WAN TO FUCKING SCREAM #there should be an energy generation that runs on mike warren thoughts. im aure there would be enough power for a whole country #adhd trans mike is something that can actually be so personal #i dont even have any coherent comprehensible thoughts IM JUST SPINNING HIM IN MY HEAD LIKE A MICROWAVE

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I’ve been pretty isolated and I’d like more interaction with the rest of the corpoverse, so I thought I’d make a little post!!~

Things about ✨me✨:

- I’m an ordained minister:

- I’m trans!🏳️‍⚧️ and gender-fluid. My gender is weird and mercurial.

- I use all pronouns including neos. She/Her is my least favourite, but you can sprinkle it in there. Bonus points if you use neos that I haven’t used yet.

- I’m best described as a little freak. I’m a tranny faggot freak and I’m proud of it.

- I’m pansexual and polyamorous. Also lonely😭.

- I’m a demon but like. Im not doing demon shit rn. I’m being forced to work retail on earth as a punishment for unionizing the 2nd circle. Sex work is real work and I’m not sorry.

- Specifically im a nightmare/xcubus but like. That’s not my whole personality. I’m like…stoner emo nerd first, anarchist second, demon that feeds on emotions third. Also I never feed on anyone without enthusiastic consent.

- I know a guy. For everything. You need something? I know a guy.

- I have two beautiful children.

- I’m related to Hot Topic, Funko, Spirit Halloween, and some others..

- I’m pretty sure the restock guy, John, was created by satan specifically to torment me. Like, he’s human, I checked, but there’s no way someone can be that incompetent.

- I’m a hedonist, a heretic, a heathen, and an all around good time.

- i will throw hands if you’re a bigot. People should be allowed to be free in how they identify and present.

- I’m chaotic neutral all the way.

- we play D&D in the breakroom every other Thursday. Ask Mike at the register.

- sometimes I get high and accept Monopoly money.

-if i see you stealing, no I didn’t. capitalism is a disease.

- My birthday is October 20.

- I don’t know where I was born I’m gonna be honest.

- my current form is mostly human because again, I’m here against my will.

- I’m 5’ 10”.

- I appear about 21 years old but I’m like…way way older. Human time is weird.

- no, I’m not wearing contacts. Those are my actual eyes. And yes, the wings are real.

- ACAB. Enough said.

- I’m very ADHD.

- I will try anything once (within reason. If it violates another person’s right to basic human decency and autonomy, then no). I live for new experiences.

If you have other questions, send me an ask! Or just send whatever. I don’t care what! I wanna get to know y’all. Since I’m stuck on this planet, I might as well make some friends.

Xoxo,

✨❤️‍🔥Spency ❤️‍🔥✨

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