#after being nearly killed by archie in the auditorium that one time she committed to forever being kelly

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LMAO after all the backlash, the Pretty Little Liars reboot retconned Imogen giving her baby to Aria & Groomer 🤣 #bullyingworks

#'at the last second i got a bad vibe from him' yeah girl i bet you did #ive decided that actually this show is high performance art satirizing the original #(this opinion may have been formed by how drunk i got from my favorite drinking game: take a shot every time tabby makes a film reference) #also looking forward to noa's Bisexual Bad Girl Arc for this season 👀 good for you babe #look i'm PLLpilled til the day i die (which is my own cross/mental illness to bear) so news of a season 2 was a pleasant surprise #i thought it was cancelled lol and there was zero marketing for s2 so i had no clue about it until like 3 days ago #i dont think i posted when i watched s1 but i am a steadfast kellyiskaren truther #theyre planning a seasons long reveal like the og series would pull (more like the og book series w the central girl twin stuff actually) #which is a bold risk considering tv shows dont get 7 20 episode seasons to play around in like they used to #but i called it then and i call it now! #after being nearly killed by archie in the auditorium that one time she committed to forever being kelly #(but as we know secrets never stay buried for long in rosewoo-- i mean millwood 👁👄☝👁) #also my money on the new corny villian (i refuse to call any of these villians 'A'. mona would be APPALLED) is either chip or karelly's mom #it'll probably be someone even more schewpid & ridiculous but we shall see we shall see #pretty little liars #dani talks about tv